I stared at Bon Bon. "Really?"

Bon Bon looked me up and down. "Really?"

I took a deep breath, rubbing my chest. "What? I don't like being shirtless."

Bon Bon stretched her sandal wrapped legs. "And you're staring at me funny for wearing a swim suit?"

I scratched my arms. "Well...ponies normally wear less--"

"Yeah well I started wearing clothes and I like it! What about you, I've seen shirtless humans. What are you hiding Ryan!?" Bon Bon darted towards me. "Huh!?"

I held her back, skidding across the floor slightly. "Bon Bon, Christ!"

Bon Bon continued to push me back. "Oh, it's fine when I wear clothes and we bang, it's fine when you wear a shirt too! But oh, I wear a bathing suit to the lake and suddenly I'm the weirdo!?" She turned her head, landing firmly against my gut. "Lyra! Get his shirt off!"

"Hey no no no!" I skidded along my bedroom floor, slowly pushed back and into the hall. "Lyra no!" I shouted, hearing hoofsteps behind me. "Lyra please--"

"I heard shirt! It's weird right?!" She shouted, watching me scoot past. "Wait...what's going on?"

Bon Bon started to laugh competitively. "Lyra, get his shirt off!"

"I don't like that laugh! That's an evil laugh!" I felt my sandals flop off as I tired to keep my ground. "Bon Bon stop it!"

Bon Bon just kept laughing. "I swear to Celestia, Ryan, you'd better be pushing me for a reason!" Her laugh was hot, evil, like she was about to skin me for fighting back. "Lyra!"

"Right, right, shirt thing!" Lyra raced between us. "I'm just gonna rip it, I'll buy you a new one!" Lyra pulled her horn between my buttons. "Here we go!"

"Lyra please no!" I felt the button on my shirts pop off. "No god damn it!"

"Holy buckmother!" Lyra shot back. "What the fuck!?"

Bon Bon looked up, eyes darting wide as she stopped pushing me. "Oh...oh my...." She backed up quickly. "Oh.... Just...just oh."

I pulled my shirt closed. "I told you I don't like taking my shirt off!"

Lyra and Bon Bon stood side by side staring at me, slack-jawed and wide eyed. "Oh...." Lyra mumbled, staring at my chest. "I uh...oh."

Bon Bon looked over at Lyra. "Oh, right? Like, seriously, oh."

The two ponies just sat there ohing at eachother. "God damn it...my shirt--"

Bon Bon snapped her head towards me. "The shirt? Fuck the shirt!" Bon Bon slammed her hooves into my waist, leaning her nose against my chest. "Oh dear Celestia, it's like- like--"

"Never skip chest days!" I shouted, the phrase burned into my brain. "I just...I don't- ahh." I shivered hard, clenching my hands together as Bon Bon licked my stomach. "Jesus, what the hell!?"

Bon Bon ignored me and pressed her tongue against my stomach. "Ooooh yes." Her eyes went a bit dim as she dragged her tongue over my chest. "Yes...it's exactly what it looked like!"

Lyra slowly walked over, hoof hanging out as she hobbled. "Why would you hide this!?" She pressed her hoof against my stomach. "Oh dear Celestia...it's so hard...ahhh!" She squealed like a little girl, beaming like mad and giggling. "Why!? Oh dear Celestia why did you hide this!?" Lyra kept her hoof against my chest, slowly rubbing up and down while giggling. "It's so tight!"

I grumbled softly as Bon Bon licked my chest and Lyra giggled, starting to blush. "This is- exactly why- I hid it! Because now I have a pony licking my- god damn chest!"

"I'm not gonna stop!" Bon Bon shouted, leaning against me. She turned her head, pushing her crown against my gut. "It's mine! Yes yes yes--"

I slammed back first into a wall. "God damn it Lyra! You couldn't leave the shirt thing alone! I try to move past that, and ya just keep bringing it back up!" I threw my hands out, Bon Bon still nuzzling my body. "I was a god damn football player alright! I just- two things...I got two things going for me! Work ethic and this!" I pointed to my abs. "I ain't got much, and I don't like to let one overshadow the other!"

Lyra squealed like an enamored schoolgirl. "What position!?"

"Wha- how- do you even know football!?" I shouted, trying to ignore Bon Bon as she rubbed her mane against my chest, leaving the smell of her shampoo against my skin. "I feel like I'm being marked...."

"You are." Bon Bon cooed. "This...no more secrets."

"Well I've got nothing else to freaking hide!" I huffed, turning to Lyra. "And half back. I was a runner, but I could take a decent hit." I rubbed my shoulder. "Just...broke my arm once and decided to quit. Drifted from job to job and wound up here."

"Yay," Lyra cheered softly, but with a hardy squeak to her voice. "I love it!"

I pulled my shirt closed, Bon Bon's head locked inside. "I don't.... I took my shirt off once in Canterlot and a mare walked face first into a no carriage sign cause she was staring at me." I shook my head. "I think a lot of fit people come to Equestria...just, because of how the portal is. It's really not made for bigger individuals." I coughed roughly as Lyra forced her hoof back into my shirt. "And by bigger, I mean fat people. Fatty fat- fat little- fat!" I hissed, thinking back to my grade school years. "Never again!"

"Oh yes again!" Bon Bon yanked herself out of my shirt. "I'm gonna burn your clothes so you can never hide this from me again!"

Author's Note

If one more fucking person asks me to make this about Rainbow Dash, I'm going to lose my shit!

IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT RAINBOW DASH, GO FIND A GENERIC FUCKING CLOPFIC IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT!

THERE I FUCKING FOUND YOU A SOURCE!