Sweets And A Dash Of Rainbow.

"God damn it." I charged into the changing room at the lake. "Fucking, bullshit!" I shouted, slamming the thin wooden door closed. "Just- bullshit!" I crossed my arms over my chest. I'd gone outside once with my shirt off, watched a mare slam cheek first into a mailbox, watched Bon Bon scream at a stallion until she was blue in the face.

"I told her, I fucking told her!" I reached into my backpack, rummaging around for a shirt or something. "Oh...come on...no, no!" I reeled back, slamming against the side of the changing room. "What the fuck is this!?" I squealed, pointing my hands towards the backpack. "This- what the fuck happened to my shirt!?"

I reached in and grabbed the white tank top. "What the hell happened!?" I shouted, looking at the ripped up mess. "God damn it Bon Bon, I know it was you!" I shouted, holding the now ruined shirt against my chest. I barely covered my pectorals, and left my mid section completely exposed. "I'm gonna fucking- do something mean!" I threw the shirt down. "Summer is ruined!"

My grumbles were swiftly cut off by the sound of a cordless drill, whirling away. "What the hell?" I looked around, spotting one of the walls of the room start to shake. "Uh...what?" I watched as a strange drill poked through the wall. "...That's.... Why the fuck?" I watched as the wall was eaten away. A small left over disk was plopped out as the hole saw bit retracted from the wall. "Um...seriously, what the--"

I watched as a few bits of duct tape were thrown into the hole, covering up the freshly drilled edged of the hole in the wall. "What the fuck!?" I shouted, holding my hands up. "That's a fucking glory hole!" I clutched the sides of my head as a hoof smoothed out the duct tape. "Oh my god damn Christ!" I watched the hoof circle the hole, quickly pulling back and slamming against the wall.

"Hi there...." A strange voice shot through the thin wooden wall. "Got mares waiting stud, you gonna help us out?"

I slammed my head to the wall. "Who the hell is this!?" I peeked through the hole. "Who the hell!?" I spotted a bright blue coat with a swinging pink mane occasionally passing the hole. "Wait...I fucking know you! Aloe, Lotus!? What the fuck are you doing!?"

"... Can you not tell?"

I snapped upright, an extremely annoyed look carved into my face. "... Fuck it!" I pulled my shorts down. "You wanted this Bon Bon! You fucking wanted this!"