"...Yes." Bon Bon nodded. "...We're keeping this quiet I take it?"

I took a deep breath and snapped the bracelet to Bon Bon's hoof. "Until Lyra's gone." I crouched down and looked her in the eyes. "Bon Bon, I'm really sorry--"

Bon Bon rolled her eyes. "You should be. I'm not gonna be a good mom...."

I bit my lower lip. "You sure you want to go through with this then?" I rubbed my arm. "Could go--"

"No." Bon Bon lifted her head. "I'm old enough...you're good enough--"

"My pride...."

"Oh shut up." Bon Bon snorted and walked out of the closet. "Now get out of there."

I stood up and ducked out of the closet. "It was quiet in there." I scratched my arm. "...So.... I guess--"

"Say it." Bon Bon smiled up at me. "I don't think I've really ever heard you say it."

I rubbed my chest and looked over my shoulders. "She's gonna pop up when I--"

"Who cares." Bon Bon sighed heavily. "I love you, can you not say the same about me?"

I took a deep breath and ducked down. "You are my candy mare...I love you...and I'll never stop." I kissed her on the nose. "But--"

"Ha!" Lyra's hoof shot out before her. "She's pregnant! And that's an engagement hooflet! You can kiss my fucking fat flank!" Lyra reached back around the corner she was hiding behind and slapped her flank. "I told you! I Told you and--"

"And I did this quietly so it wouldn't be a big deal right now...." I put my hands on my hips as I stood. "But...hey, you want to make it a big deal, guess what--"

"What!? That I was right, and you're trying--"

Bon Bon shook her head and stepped forward. "We're kicking you out."

Lyra's laughing slowly petered away. "That's...not funny...."

I shook my head. "I don't know. Your face is pretty funny right now." I reached down and rubbed Bon Bon's ear. "But yeah, I proposed all quiet, so...we're keeping it quiet for now, but yeah, I'm not sharing a house with a roommate while I have a wife." I ducked down and held her head against my side. "She gets what she wants and what she deserves now."

Bon Bon laughed quietly. "Sorry Lyra, but we're gonna need another room anyways." She sighed and nuzzled my face with her neck.

Lyra just sat there, staring at us. "Fine.... But I'm retaining visiting rights. And I want to be the Maid of Honor!"

Bon Bon sighed. "We're not doing that."

Lyra huffed. "What?!"

"Keeping it quiet. Probably gonna tell a few ponies, but I don't want this to be a big deal."

I nodded and stood up. "To be honest, I'm just happy to be here." I rubbed my chest. "Not so much about being sexually harassed...but, I couldn't pick a better person to tie up with."

Lyra's eyes crossed as her frown grew heavy. "You two suck." She shook her head hard. "Just kicking me--"

Bon Bon sneezed. "You do real-- eugh. You do realize we're going to wait until this sorts itself out, right?" She pointed to her stomach. "So, few months."

Lyra coughed into her hoof. "Oh. Hmm." She scrunched up her muzzle and looked to me. "So you can--"

I smiled and cocked my head. "Say it one more time, and I will throw you out."

Lyra smiled. "Kiss my flank."

Author's Note

That's all folks. Just gonna wrap this up real quick and move on.

Here, check this out while I sort out some more pony.