Grace of a Swan

Bill was chillin like a villain under his solid gold pagoda in his brand new lawn chair when Applejack walked up to him.

Oh my god what is that golden tower of wonder before my red eyes?" Applejack asked.

"Why it's my brand new lawn chair my dear applejack, otherwise known as the most worthless of the mane six," bill said whilst twisting his brand new solid gold nipples.

"Oh well thats cool," said applejack," anyway I have some vacation days comIng to me and I was hoping you'd fly me to Canada."

" Well I guess my one month old son won't starve too much if I leave for a few months."Bill said thoughtfully," but I guess I'd better make sure."

And with that bill went in the house and took his baby in his arms,unhinged his jaw like a snake and ate it.

"Anyway let's go to Canadia land."

One month later. Oh you thought we'd describe applejack's first time on a plane? Well fuck that! Aw yeah time skip right up your asshole!!!

"This is a harp seal. It's fluffy and adorable, but unfortunately people like me are clubbing these delicious I mean innocent creatures to death."

After saying that the man pulled out a club and unhinged his jaw like a snake and ate it, then he began to fellate the harp seal.

"Wow I thought he was a tour guide." said Bill

" that isn't important right now bill! We have to stop the horrible slaughtering of these defenseless creatures!!" pleaded applejack

"If I shoot my diarrhea all over it then no one will want to club it. PROBLEM SOLVED!"bill exclaimed.

"Hey that's just crazy enough to work"said applejack

And with that they started shitting all over every harp seal in Canada and the people who club seals were to grossed out to club them, so instead they cured cancer and unhinged their jaws like snakes and ate all the shit covered harp seals.

In conclusion FUCK CANADA!!!!

The end