Since the dawn of bronies, 4chan writers of all kinds have attempted to live out their sick fantasies of travelling to Equestria and living among the ponies as humans, as if it were a normal, everyday human desire. Many of these stories were written purely for sexual release, while others were written for legitimate adventures.

And Equestria is tired of it.

One day, while the thousands upon thousands of main characters in these stories wreak havoc in Equestria, one more story is written, and the citizens of this pure land have had enough of all the unoriginal, repetitive, cliche story lines that these humans keep coming up with, and they decide to get rid of them all once and for all.

You may be unable to sit again from the butthurt, you may get a laugh or two, or you may click away from my unoriginal sense of humor. But one thing's for sure: You will gain absolutely nothing from reading this pointless one-off!

Warning: Plenty of cursing and tasteless immaturity ahead.