Throughout my life, I was never happy and always felt lost. But last summer, I had the wonderful opportunity to be happy for once. I had the wonderful opportunity to have people-or ponies who care about me. I had the opportunity to live in Equestria

Do you ever wake up and know it's gonna be a bad day? Yeah, Rainbow Dash did once. And she ended up bleeding from her vagina like a constantly leaking faucet. This is how she dealt with this new experience.

Just think: Ever since 2010, how much Human in Equestria fanfiction has been written on 4chan? Look up in the night sky and count the stars. More than that. Well, Equestria is tired of them, so when one more is written, they decide to end it all.