Chapters Same Shit, Different Heat
"RRAAAAAAGHH!" Aura yelled as he hit a mare repeatedly with a stun stick. Aura, is a white unicorn around the size of Big Mac, a green and black mane and tail, and a swirling green mist as a cutie mark. "You'll feel the wrath of a Toxic brother!!" he yelled. Needles buried in the flesh, going unnoticed by Aura.
"What is this fucking thing?!?"
"It's not going down!"
"It's not even phased!"
"How is this possible?"
"This was a bad idea."
"RETREAT!"
"DON'T RUN FROM ME YOU COWARDS, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU HURT. RAGH!" Aura yelled. A door shut in his path, only to be knocked off it's hinges by a very enraged unicorn. "GET BACK HERE!" he said, levitating a pegasus to him. "I'M GONNA PUT MY PAIN INTO YOUR SOUL!" the mare fainted.
"STOP HIM BEFORE HE GETS TO THE CONTROL ROOM."
"MARES FIRE!"
A barrage of needles came from 6 mounted turrets and hit home in Aura. After 15 seconds of sustained fire, he finally fell to the powerful anesthetic in the needles. "No, I can't go like this..."
"Good job mares, another stallion for bucking. Let's pack'em up and move out."
Big Mac perspective
I fired my LEAD into the horde, ducking behind cover as they returned fire. "What are we gonna do Atom?" Enigma asked.
"I don," he paused "Enigma, get that air vent open!"
"Wha- right away!" 'click click click'
"Ah'm out fella's."
"Take this." Atom said, handing Mac his MAG-LOCK.
"Thank's" Mac said, resuming fire on the swelling mass (hehe).
"There!"
"Alright Mac, here's our ride out, you coming?"
Mac emptied his clip. "EEYUP!" Mac ran and slid through through the air vent as the mares stormed where he had been moments before.
"Ha, smell ya later!" Enigma said.
"Oh shut up Enigma." Mac and Atom said at the same time.
Konner's perspective
"Zulu do you read? ZULU! Damn." I said.
"Zulu gone dark?" asked Caliga.
"Yeah, along with Epsilon and Catalyst squad." I said.
"How about Mac and the boys?"
"Heading this way right now. Gave the mares after 'em quite a lot of grief as well."
"That's the first good news I've gotten all day."
"Well you better take a seat cause there's more bad news."
"Oh merde."
Same Shit, Different Heat
"You want some? Come and get it you bitches!" screamed the earth pony stallion manning the turret of a crashed jeep. The two other stallions were unconscious in the front, and there were no more stallions for miles around. Worse yet, some 5,000 mares had found the scout and were surrounding it.
"Hah, just give up now and I'll make sure not to break every bone in your lower body, boy."
"Oh yeah? If you want a piece of me come get some, it's 50% of with a free ass-kicking!" the stallion yelled in response, shaking his hoof and spinning up the SMG Gun (Spin-up Mounted Gatling Gun).
"Oh that is it, mares, CHAR-" 'crack' thud' The Pegasus mare fell from the sky as a sniper dart embedded in her neck. 'crackcrack' Two more fell.
"What the?" Jenkins looked down to see his comrades missing.
"~Jenkins, open fire~" Sam said over his mic.
"Roger, OKAY CHUMS LET'S DO THIS. LLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSS."
Back at central
"So the Elements and Princess are coming here to crush the main base of the resistance?" asked Konner.
"Unfortunately."
"With us in it."
"Yes."
"What about the mares at the Northwest?"
"Taken Southwest and are working on the Northeast."
"Well then, shall we?"
"It's been to long since our last dance with death." Caliga said as they donned their gear.
Aura's Perspective
I rubbed my eyes as I awoke from my fitful slumber, back laid against the steel bars of my hanging cage.
"So, when do we get to play with them?" asked a mare I identified as Blossom.
"After the inspector checks them." said another, this one's name is Bright.
"Ugh, she's taking forever!"
"Oh shut your trap."
"Ladies, calm down."
"Oh hello inspector."
"Good evening, I understand you have 2 stallions that you need to have checked?"
"Yes ma'am."
"Good, oh, it seems like one is already awake, how many darts did you say he took?"
"Over 400 light 300 medium 15 sniper and 300 heavy."
"Amazing."
"It was pretty damn scary as well."
"Yeah, I bet it was you bitch." Aura said as he spat in their direction.
"Oh, such a dirty mouth. Don't worry we'll find a better use for that later."
"He's gonna be so much fun to break." all of them giggled as tools were taken from the inspectors bag. "Now then, let's do medicine."
Konner's perspective
I peek around the corner of the crate serving as my cover at the now mare crowded northwest sector. The commotion in the middle of the formation signified that there was something important there. Celestia or the males, I don't know. I hide my head back behind the crate after a split second. "We got commotion in the middle, don't know what. Got a pretty good guess though." whispered to my alicorn companion.
"Yeah?"
"Yeah." I say as I chance another glance. "Shit there's a lot of them. Don't know how we're gonna do this."
"Fuck it?"
"Fuck it." I say as I nod my head in conformation. "Let's wait for more intel first."
"Agreed. So, what are we gonna do if we pull it off?"
"Fuck it?" I asked, mirroring him.
"Fuck it." he said. I peeked around the crate again and finally got a clear view of the target.
"It's them, let's do this. On my mark. 3, 2 , 1 MARK.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEDmNW91EBg )
I pulled my gun up around the corner and fired it at the mass. Missing my intended target but hitting more the mares scattered to find cover and return fire. "Shit!" I say as a dart embeds itself in the wall next to me. The crate flew over my head as a magic blast got it. I rolled to the side and behind a concrete barrier and tossed a grenade. I could here thumps as the pegasi passed out. I pulled back my charging handle and resumed fire. I ducked down as a dart flew past my face. "CALIGA, YOU GOOD?"
"Sorry, but he's a little 'tied up at the moment." I rolled to the side as a blur raced by me.
"Fuck" I said as I ran and jumped over another barrier and returned fire. A dart embedded itself in the wall behind me, courtesy of the rainbow bitch who almost wrecked me not long before. "Hey bitch, you missed!" I screamed as I took a shot at her. Needless to say, whenever someone says that, the enemy hit exactly where they wanted. Same case here. The supposed wall? A barrel. The result was me landing smack dab in the middle of them.
"Did I now." the mare with the over-saturated mane asked, nose to nose with me.
"Fuck you." I said through gritted teeth.
"Oh, better idea, fuck you." the obnoxiously pink one said, before the group descended upon me.
Author's Note
This was written long ago, so I spruced it up a little, lengthened it a bit, and decided to see if you guys want this or not. It's not very good, but I've been sitting on it for awhile.
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Same Shit, Different Heat
One does not simply, get away from a mare in heat.
"God help us now." said Caliga.
"Sir, you asked to see me?" Spark asked, oblivious to my presence in the room.
"Yes, do you know what's happened as of yesterday?"
"No, sir, I don't believe I have."
"The mares have gone into heat. Early." I said walking from the shadows.
"But, but that's impossible!"
"But unfortunately it's true." Caliga said "I asked you here to go and assemble the old group. Most will be found within the force, however, Mac and Turner decided against it. I want you to go and get them, if possible. I'm releasing a group of 10 stallions to go with you."
"O-okay sir."
"God-speed captain." I said "Dismissed."
"Do you think they're okay, Konner?"
"I don't know Caliga, I just don't know."
Mac's perspective
'creek' 'stepstepstep' My breathing slowed to a crawl. My sister just showed up, and I know what she wants. "Oh Big Mac, come on out here. Don't make this more difficult than it needs to be!" 'Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope' Ain't getting raped by my sister, again, for like the umpteenth time. 'creek' 'stepstep' 'snap' 'thump' What in sam hell just happened.
"Yo Mac, you in here?" I here a familiar voice ask.
"Spark?" I questioned as I moved from my hiding place. My sister was unconscious and tied up on the floor, heh, serves her right. "What are you doing here?"
"We're getting the old team back together, and you just happened to be first. So what do'ya say?"
"Well, under normal circumstances I'd say no, but, I don't wanna be around when she gets out, so sure."
Konner's Perspective
"We got'em sir."
"Good job Spark, get the others as fast as you can. We need'em ASAP."
"Roger that, Spark out."
"So Mac's in?"
"Yea-"
"SIR, PEGASI ARE DIVE BOMBING THE NORTHWEST QUADRANT, THEY'VE ALREADY PICKED OFF 70% OF OUR TROOPS!"
"Roger that, Konner's on his way." Caliga said.
"Back into the fire?"
"Yep, just like old times, aye."
15 minutes later, northwest quadrant
"GET FIRE ON THAT ONE"
"ROGER THAT"
"AH, HELP ME!"
'CLICK CLICK' "FUCK, I'M OUT, FALLING BACK!"
"95% LOST SIR, THERE ARE TO MANY, WE CAN'T HOLD IT!"
"damn' ALRIGHT EVERYONE, FALLBACK, WE'RE FALLING BACK. I'LL COVER US, JUST GO!" I mounted a LEAD and fired at the horde as some 50 stallions ran. By the time the survivors were inside only 20 remained. "Damn it, out." They swarmed my position. "Oh fuck this." I ran for cover. I rolled right just as a mare zoomed past and into a crate. I slide under a loader, the mares however, ran first into the thing. I approached a door, entered it, and slammed it shut. "Fuck 'huff' that 'huff' shit." I radioed Caliga "Northwest down. Around 20 survivors."
"380 loses, damn that's too many. We need more time for spark to gather them."
"Caliga, with all due respect, we have at least 10,000 mares in the northwest Quadrant alone. With that secured it won't take'em long to break through. We need to focus on the defense right now. Inform the other bases that the mares have begun the offensive. They need to be on the lookout."
"Okay Konner you're right, I'll inform them. Try to get some of the troops morale back if you can, we won't stand a chance without it."
"We barely stood one with it, but okay."
Same Shit, Different Heat
Enigma/Atom 3rd person perspective
Enigma fired from the last clip of his M46, and Atom fired from an M46-LOCK. Atom still had 3 clips. The science team didn't carry around heavy weapons, only side arms. However the surprise attack by the mares wiped out the guard forces. They were now hold up in a laboratory deep in the station. "Looks like this is it man" Enigma said.
Toxic Aura Perspective
"Fuck fuck fuckfuckfuck." Aura Whispered as he sneaked past a patrol of mares. The mares had gotten smarter, using there own tech against them. Currently, only two stallions of fire-base zulu still remained free. The two toxic brothers First Lieutenant Toxic Comet and Gunnery Sargent Toxic Aura. Aura was trapped in the Northeast section, and Comet was somewhere in the center making a ruckus.
"RIGHT/YEAH/HURRAH!"
'you bastards' he whispered 'let's show'em what brothers can do, eh Aura?' "Damn straight Comet." He rose up, firing from his akimbo IMP's mowing down mare after mare as they converged on him. A needle buried itself in his shoulder. He, of course, didn't feel a thing as rage clouded his vision. More needles go unnoticed.
"This bastard ain't going down, what do we do?"
"RETREAT!" The mares started running, and before a minute had past, there had been the first male victory of this heat.
