Spike and the Opposite Six
chapter 13
Previous ChapterNext Chapter"We came here to tell Spike how sorry we are only to figure out he's married?" Said Fleur before fainting.
"Alright, anything else we should know?" spoke up Lightning.
"No, that's pretty much it."
"Solar Flare? How could you just let Spike get married?" Asked Trixie. "He's just a kid."
"Well as prince, he is well into the law to be married if it's permitted with someone older or if he's still young. As his mother I was doing it to help strengthen our two homes together and to ensure he was well taken care of for the future."
"Isn't he a little young to rule 2 kingdoms, let alone 2?" Said Gilda.
"And aren't you 6, a little too old to..." Then Nightmare Moon covered her mouth.
"A little what?" asked Sunset.
"Nothing." Solar Flare replied. "Now-" she was cut off from feeling the castle rumble from something.
"What in the world?" Spoke Cherry.
"Princesses!" Gasped a guard. "Discord is back and...with the evil twins of these 6."
Solar Flare grew serious and stood up as she lead the groups outside the castle. As soon as they were outside...fire all around, damaged buildings, inanimate objects attacking, innocents either fighting or running...
"It's pandemonium!" cried out Rainbow with wide eyes.
Then a walking talking panda costume holding a sign saying free samples chased after an earth stallion. "Costume, how could you betray me!"
"Wow, I think this is more nutty than me." remarked Pinkie.
"Oooh, it's so hilarious! Seeing this once again!" Cheered Discord himself. Said spirit was floating on a cotton candy cloud without a care in the world. He was about to take a bite until multiple magical blasts struck him! Followed by Rainbow Dash and Lightning Dust doing a very impressive imitation of the Rider Double Kick! He went flying off and crashed into the ground.
"Now that was rude...you're lucky that was just the imitation...if you were actual Kamen Riders, I'd be blowing up in crimson lightning."
"Lightning? Good idea!" Then Rainbow Dash and Lightning Dust grabbed a lightning cloud. But that's when evil Rainbow Dash smashed the cloud.
"Wrong losers!" she cried out before slamming into Rainbow and made her crash into a house.
Lightning Dust then punched Evil Rainbow and helped up Rainbow Dash.
"Thanks, now let's lay the smackdown!"
While this battle went on, the rest showed up.
"Crush them!" ordered Discord to his small army.
"We got 'em!" Said Applejack.
"Come with us!" Said Nightmare Moon as they flew towards Discord.
"Oh, so the leaders and your brat shall challange me? Bring it on!"
Bleeding Heart and Umbra were surrounded.
"Okay, how will we get out of this situation?" Asked Umbra.
That's when they saw a can of super glue.
"Now that's an idea." Said Bleeding.
"I love that brain of yours." Umbra's horn lit up as she used the container to spray out and glue the objects to the ground.
Bleeding Heart then got on top of a living wheel and began running the sticky item over other items, making a big ball of stuff!
Umbra meanwhile grabbed a steel chair that tried running and used it to hit any other objects that tried getting near her.
"This is really fun!"
"We gotta fight more bad guys."
Pinkie was running from her Evil version who fired cannonballs everywhere she tried to go.
"We may need some help here." Said Trixie who destroyed some evil cakes.
That's when the other Pinkie's showed up.
"Wait, so I wasn't imagining you guys?!"
"Nope!" they chorused.
"Even more of me?" Evil Pinkie asked herself. "Great, more targets!" she grinned before opening fire on them.
All 4 Pinkies then pulled out the world's biggest rubber chicken, stretched it, and made those cannonballs bounce right back at Evil Pinkie! She managed to dodge them ass they flew past!
"Oh-no you don't!" Trixie then made the cannonballs fly back at her!
Evil Pinkie had no time to dodge! Her eyes widened as they hit the ground in front of her and sent her flying through the air. "Gah! Gotta...use...my God powers!" Then through the power of the 4th wall, Evil Pinkie was now standing on the text!
"Stop her, before she messes with the story!" Then all 4 Pinkie took Trixie with them onto the text.
"What is going on now?!" she cried out with wide eyes.
"Not now! Start throwing letters!"
"I don't get it! But anything to bring me back to normality!"
"We are not truly normal!" Pinkie said as she took letters and turned them into words relating to pain!
Evil Pinkie grinned before chucking letters out like shurikens.
"Uh...oh!" That's when Bubble Barry had an idea! He took stuff and arranged them!
A
H
H
H
TTT
H
H
O
"Now, my might blade! Strike down this fiend!" Bubble Berry said before throwing the sword made of letters!"
Evil Pinkie frowned as it knocked her letters away and formed a shield out of more letters.
"Now's our chance!"
All 5 flailed thier arms, wildly ganging up on Evil Pinkie!
"Cheaters!"
"Shut-up! Bad me!"
Then they made it back to reality with a beat-up bad guy.
"Eat them my pets!" Shouted Evil Fluttershy as various carnivores came at Fluttershy and Gilda. "Eat until your bellies are full!"
Fluttershy and Gilda just sat their with extremely cute faces. The predators stopped and tilted their heads confused.
"You're not evil henchmen." Said Fluttershy.
"That's right, you're carnivorous creatures who are heeding orders from a barking bitch when you don't have to." Gilda added.
The animals looked between them.
"If you eat them, you'll those special biscuits I make." spoke Evil Fluttershy.
"You're not pets, you were just lured in and trapped into servitude." They both said.
"Those two want to lock you up in cages, I let you run around free."
"What cages? Our homes have plenty of holes for animals to walk into so they can warm up." Then animals ran up to them. "Also, we have the biggest backyard ever...the Everfree Forest.
The predators talked amongst themselves.
"What are you doing you mindless beasts?! GET THEM!!!" She then used her stare. Then animals were all forced into agreement, but as soon as they turned to see Gilda and Fluttershy's stares...
Eyes so Cold...Dead...Nightmarish... They let out yipes of fear and ran away from both sides.
"What...THE...FU....." Evil Fluttershy was caught in the stare. "Despair, doom, n-no...future..." She fell on her side as tears came out of her eyes.
"Uh, I think we went a little far." spoke Gilda.
"Sorry..." Said Fluttershy.
We then see both Rarity's wrestling while tugging on each other's tails!
"Surrender you unkempt heathen!"
"Sure, right after I wash off all my make-up!"
"Your hard headwear is so loud I can hear it from the Griffon Kingdom!"
Meanwhile, a gang of ghetto ponies and zebras were shouting 'ooooooh' with each burn thrown!
Evil Rarity growled before ramming Rarity into a building with her armor. That's when Fleur got Evil Rarity in a full nelson! Rarity then began stabbing her horn against Evil Rarity's armor, in the efforts of hopefully making a hole to tear it off. Evil Rarity growled before one of the compartments opened and Rarity was caught in a net.
"*Gasp*" Fleur then suplexed Evil Rarity! Sticking her head 1st in the ground! She then helped cut off the net with her horn.
"You alright?"
"Yes, thank you very much." she smiled before seeing Evil Rarity trying to pull herself out. That's when Rarity grabbed her by her hind legs and she didn't just pull Evil Rarity out, no! She went for the hammer throw!
"AH!"
She threw Evil Rarity into the air, Fleur and Rarity combined powers and shot a powerful beam at the armored unicorn! It hit her and encompassed her in a bright orb.
Within the orb, multiple needle shaped spikes appeared and pierced into her armor! The spikes pulled back, ripping the armor off!
"NO!" Evil Rarity then fell to the ground! "Eek! I...I'm..."
"Naked?" Said Rarity with a smirk.
"Yes!"
"What's wrong with being Au Naturale?"
"The stallions will look back there." Evil Rarity said hiding in a bush.
"They'll think you're beautiful."
She growled before picking a piece of her armor up and tried chucking it at Rarity.
Rarity made a force field, the armor bounced back at Evil Rarity, hit her on the forehead, knocking her out! "There we go."
Twilight and Sunset Shimmer shot beams at Evil Twilight, but her magic barrier was too strong.
"Weak! And you two are pupils of princesses? Pathetic!"
"What are we going to do?" Asked Sunset. "Whoa! What are you..." Twilight then threw her!"
"My Shimmer shall drill through the heavens!" Twilight shouted before using her magic to make Sunset Shimmer spin!
"I don't like this plan!" she cried out. Sunset's horn then struck the barrier, sparks flew out as she drilled, a tiny hole beginning to form!
Evil Twilight growled while reinforcing the barrier.
"Nope!" Twilight then made Sunset go faster!
"I'm gonna vomit! I now regret the ice cream!" cried out Sunset turning green.
Evil Twilight's barrier began cracking! She growled before teleporting from the spot.
Twilight dropped the sick Sunset, then Evil Twilight reappeared next to Sunset.
"To your right!"
Sunset shot her barf!
Evil Twilight's eyes widened as it landed on her. That's when Twilight covered a hoof in a magic barrier before punching Evil Twilight! That sent her rolling across the street. She smashed into a tree before falling asleep.
"Ooh, never do that again." groaned Sunset.
"Heheh...sorry."
Applejack and Cherry Jubilee were throwing lassos at Evil Applejack, while Evil Applejack did the same! They got tangled with Evil Applejack tugging them towards her.
Applejack threw her hat at Evil Applejack swat it away, but that distraction gave Cherry and AJ enough time for a counter attack! They ran on both sides while holding onto their ropes and started running around the evil versions with the ropes slowly tying her up.
But this is Evil Applejack we're talking about, as soon as she was tied up, she used every last bit of strength to break the rope! "That ain't gonna work on me!"
That's when living apples appeared! They charged at Applejack and Cherry with dripping maws. But then they were all slashed to pieces!
"What in tarnation?" Cherry asked. "I blinked and..." She then noticed Applejack holding something in her hooves. "Applejack?"
"I...I thought fast, I noticed the claws of a Timberwolf corpse and used them to defeat all the apples!" she spoke while holding the claws with her hooves.
"Hmph! Those won't save you!" Shouted Evil Applejack as she charged at them!
"I'll crush you with my bare hooves!" She was about to stomp on AJ before Cherry spat a cherry pit at Evil Applejack's eye! "Sam Hill!"
Applejack then bucked Evil Applejack back!
"You thought fast, so I did the same!" she remarked as Evil Applejack stumbled.
Evil Applejack had a swollen but not broken eye, but she did spit out a tooth. "That's it, ain't no more playin nice." Evil Applejack stomped the ground, causing a shockwave that shook the ground.
AJ and Cherry wobbled as they saw the ground cracking. Evil Applejack sped towards them with a dust storm being made behind her!
"Incoming!" cried out Applejack.
"It's a good thing I have a 2nd cherry!" Said Cherry Jubilee as she ate it.
"Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Shouted Evil AJ before the cherry pit was shot down her throat! "Gah! Eh!" she choked. She tripped and rolled around before stopping in front of AJ and Cherry Jubilee. She gasped before Cherry kicked her and she coughed up the pit.
Applejack finished Evil Applejack off by throwing her into the path of 3 speeding pegasi!
She crashed into them with all four landing on the ground in a heap. Evil Applejack, laid there unconscious as Rainbow Dash and Lightning Dust traded blows with Evil Rainbow Dash!
Who was using any dirty trick in the book. She spat at Rainbow, only to be spat at back 2 fold! This resulted in her headbutting Rainbow before grabbing Lightning Dust's wings and bit into them hard. Rainbow Dash then began pulling on Evil Rainbow's Mane! Her held was pulled back, making her jaw let go! Lightning Dust then began spanking Evil Rainbow Dash's flank with a stick she found on the ground.
"Hey! Knock it off!"
"Funny, I'm hitting you with a stick, yet I see none up your uptight ass!"
Then the ghetto ponies ran by, "Ooooooh!"
Evil Rainbow growled before biting Lightning's leg.
"Ow!" Lightning Dust then began kicking Evil Rainbow Dash right in the face while Rainbow Dash continuously punched her gut!
She growled and flew back before flying away from them.
"Knowing me, she's going for Sonic Rainboom! Come-on, we gotta make a faster one!" spoke Rainbow flying right after her.
Lightning Dust tossed Rainbow Dash so she could get a fast headstart! Lightning Dust flew behind her in a zigzag pattern.
Evil Rainbow noticed before turning around and sped up with her picking up the same speed as Rainbow. All three were now facing each other! Evil Rainbow Dash made her Sonic Rainboom! But it seems Rainbow and Lightning added something to the Rainboom that it much stronger! Both clashed as lights of yellow, blue, and every other color surged in the sky. Both Rainbooms pushing each other back!
"Discord will win! We'll make him win! I pledge my undying loyalty!"
"Pledging your loyalty to a big jerk? Ha! Even if it'd cost me my element of harmony! I'd never be loyal to guys like that!" Rainbow Dash said back.
"It's not like we have a choice!" Evil Rainbow growled pushing back against her good counterpart harder.
"What do you mean by that?" she asked before the power caused all three to fly back from each other.
Evil Rainbow landed on the ground 1st! Then broke the fall of Rainbow Dash, whom also broke the fall of Lightning Dust.
"Ow." groaned Lightning.
"Well, at least we beat her." grinned Rainbow.
Then they looked to the sky as Spike, Solar Flare and Nightmare Moon clashed with Discord! More precisely Discord was flinging spells at them and they flew around them with Spike trying to keep a hold on his mom's mane.
He tried his best to get a good shot, but Solar Flare kept on moving so much it was difficult. "Mom! Let me help!"
"Why do you think you're here?" She then threw him into the air! "Shoot wildly!"
He inhaled deeply and shot a green fireball at the spirit.
Discord used a barrier made of s'mores to block it! "What's wrong little prince? Don't like sweets?"
"As it turns out, I love sweets!" Spike replied before tearing into the shield and eating it!
"Oh? Then enjoy some whip cream with that!" he snapped his fingers as a container of the substance appeared before blasting Spike away.
Nightmare Moon caught the falling glob before turning around and firing a beam at Discord!
"Thanks for the save, but can I have some milk?" joked Spike.
"Here! Have a waterfall!" Discord called before throwing a lake's worth of chocolate milk! "Let this village drown!"
Solar Flare flew down near the ground before firing a spell to try and contain the liquid in a massive bubble.
Discord held a sewing needle in his claw!
"Oh-no you don't!" Nightmare Moon threw Spike! Hitting Discord, making them fall! "Sister! Let me help you!" she flew down to add her own magic to the bubble.
"You stupid brat!" Discord was would've impaled Spike with his claw if it weren't for the opposite 6 rushing to get Spike as they tackled Discord. "AH!"
They successfully separated Spike from Discord.
"I'm really getting tired of you!" Discord began charging all of his magic into his 2 palms, he even took back magic from the enchanted minions! The objects went back to being inanimate as Discord held the ball of magic above his head. "No more nonsense! You're all going to die!"
"Don't count on it!" Replied Sunset they put on the Elements of Harmony. "It's time we put you away for good!"
Then both sides shot powerful bursts of energy! Both met and clashed in the sky with both sides neither giving in.
Discord's arms began to burn! "I may lose my mits, but my power is mightier!"
"We can't win...we can only delay it!" said Fleur.
"Well, sounds to me like you need double the power." Said Pinkie.
Bleeding Heart and Umbra also added their magic to Nightmare Moon and Solar Flare! They warped this chocolate milk away as the 13 heroes combined thier power and overwhelmed Discord!
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Discord screamed as his entire body was scorched! "You can't beat me! I'm immortal!"
"And we're gonna strip you of that!" Said Solar Flare as she and the others added their power!
Discord's body turned entirely black before the ashes fell apart.
The group stopped their magic as everything went silent. Citizens emerged from their hiding places.
"He's gone." spoke Sunset in surprise and underlying happiness. "He's gone!"
Then they all started giving each other hugs. That's when the Evil Mane 6 got up...
"Our dad..." Said Evil Pinkie.
"You killed him." Said Evil Rainbow Dash.
"Dad? What are you talking about?" asked Rainbow.
"He raised us, what more can we say?" Replied Evil Applejack.
"Hold up, how? I mean, what the heck happened in your childhood?" asked Gilda.
"He adopted us because he saw potential in us." Said Evil Twilight.
"Wait, so you just left your families like that?" asked Pinkie.
"More like kidnapped..." They mumbled inaudibly.
"What was that?" Asked Spike. "Speak up."
"He kidnapped us alright!" shouted Evil Rarity with a frown. "When we were just fillies."
"He beat us! Forcing us to obey!" Spoke Evil Fluttershy
"We just did what he said cause anytime we didn't listen, he'd treat us like dirt and hurt us until we did."
"That's horrible." Said Fleur as she and Gilda walked over and pulled some into hugs.
"So that's what happened." Said Bleeding Heart. "I wondered why the filly I loved to sit for the most turned evil."
Evil Twilight looked at the ground as Bleeding walked over and pulled her into a hug. Evil Twilight cried into Bleeding Heart's chest. "I missed you Cadence."
"I miss you too Twily." she smiled while rubbing her back.
"So what's gonna happen to us now?" Evil Applejack said to Solar Flare.
Said ruler tapped her hoof to her chin. "That will take some time to mull over. While you were kidnapped, you still must be punished for the damage done while under Discord's command."
They all bowed their heads in shame. "We understand."
"But right now, we need to get this mess cleaned up before anything else." she gestured to the town.
"Yeah!"
Everyone then split up to help rebuild the town.
'Hey Spike.' Said this world's Spike. 'Great job out there.'
'Thanks.' he replied back.
'Now, after we fix this place up, I gotta help you get with my girls.'
'What?!' he thought with wide eyes.
'This week's gonna be fun.' This world's Spike told him.
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