Spike and the Opposite Six

We see Spike, Bleeding Heart and Queen Umbra laying down in a bed, unsure of what to do as the town is being rebuilt.

"I'm so bored." Said Spike.

"Ditto." Replied Umbra

"I have an idea, you guys wanna do it?" Bleeding suggested.

"Wait till the wedding day." They both replied to her.

"Ok ok, well it was at least worst the shot. Something to get rid of the boredom."

"Well, if we're gonna get married to Spike, why not go out?" Suggested Umbra.

"Well, it would make sense to have a date or two to get to know him on a personal level."

"Won't one of us kinda feel like a 3rd wheel?" Spike asked.

"What's wrong? Just because me and Umbra have been together longer, we'll forget about you during the date?"

"Um....no."

"Well what are we waiting for? Let's go freshen-up and meet up at the front door at 9."

"Sounds good to me."

Later that night, the 1st to arrive was Spike.

'Alright other me, wish me luck.'

'Don't mess up and stare too much.'

'Got it.'

"My, my, never knew clean dragon scales could shine like that." Commented Umbra, as she came.

"Heh, well I do make sure to stay clean." he boasted with a grin.

"Maybe we can scrub all over you the next time you take a bath." Suggested Bleeding Heart as she came.

Spike and Umbra blushed while he looked away.

Bleeding Heart wrapped her forelegs around them both. "Alright, let's go!"

'I hope she doesn't go crazy.' thought Umbra.

Later, they were at their 1st destination, The Zoo.

"This is place is closed, why The Zoo?" Spike asked.

"Ever wanted to ride on lions, rhinos, and giraffes in a fun race? The Zoo Keepers hold this race every 2 weeks." Said Cadance.

"Isn't that illegal and sort of immoral for the animals?"

"The animals don't seem to mind, thanks to Gilda teaching the Zoo Keepers the proper way to show love and kindness to them, the animals voluntarily do this."

'Wow, that's on Fluttershy's level of persuasive side.' Thought Spike before being levitated over the gate. They walked deeper where he saw some lights up ahead. "Whoa." Spike was amazed at the scene.

Zookeepers riding on animals, making bets with gorillas and monkeys through sign language. Seeing the big cats act like adorable kittens.

"See?"

"Wow, it's so cool......I wanna ride a tiger!"

"Wow, more child-like mind then I thought." Umbra whispered to Bleeding Heart.

"You're one to talk, eyeballing the Llamas from the Petting Zoo section." Bleeding replied with a smug smile.
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She blushed and looked away.

"Hey guys." Bleeding Heart greeted everyone."My dates here want to race."

"Woohoo!"

The Zookeepers got all 3 of them the animals they wanted.

"A bear?" spoke Spike as Bleeding Heart climbed on its back.

"I like to cuddle, and this teddy is gonna get lots of cuddles if I win."

Umbra and Spike got on their animals while the zookeeper held up a flag.

"Ready....Set.....I wonder if I should feed my cheating slut of a wife to the alligators.......GO!!!"

All the animals cried out before they took off. 1st in the lead was Bleeding Heart, followed by Spike in 2nd, with Umbra and a Zookeeper riding a gorilla for 3rd.

"Man that was quick." spoke Spike while holding onto his tiger tight.

"Get ready for the power crates!" Said a Zookeeper riding a Cheetah.

"Power crates? What pow..." That's when Spike and Umbra ran into a magical crate!

"A banana peel?" Spike questioned.

"A winged spiky turtle shell?" Umbra questioned.

"Throw 'em!" Said the Security Guard who was riding a gorilla.

Spike dropped the banana peel, making an animal slip over, Umbra threw the Winged Spikey Turtle Shell, it flew above Bleeding Heart, then exploded upon impact! Umbra and Spike's jaws dropped.

"Don't worry, I'm okay." Bleeding Heart said as she and her animal got back up. "But I will get back at you for that!" Bleeding Heart ran into another crate and gained a star! "Outta my way!" She ran over everyone who was behind Spike and Umbra.

"Woah! Think she's taking this a little too serious?" asked Spike nervously.

"She can get a little competitive, especially in bed." she muttered the last part while urging her Llama to go faster.

And so, we now see all 3 on the final stretch as the finish line was in sight.

"I will crush all in my way!"

All 3 were right next to each other as Cadence's star power wore off and crossed at the same time.

"We have a threeway tie!"

"A tie?! Hmph!" Huffed Cadence while looking away. "Next time then Speed Racer, I'll win for sure."

"Who's Speed Racer?" Asked everyone.

"Nothing!"

After that, Bleeding Heart took Spike and Umbra somewhere else to continue thier night of fun.

"Whoa, what is this place?" Asked Spike.

"Love hotels, sex shops, porno stores, strip clubs?" Muttered Umbra and Bleeding Heart in realization of where they are.

"Uh...should we be concerned?" Asked Bleeding Heart.

"I don't remember my Ponyville having this." Spike said, unaware of where they are.

"Well, when things became dark, I think I heard auntie say this part was made to help the citizens relax and be calm." spoke Bleeding Heart.

"Relax? That's nice, how would they relax?"

'Should we tell him? He'll be doing it with us soon enough.' Asked Umbra, telepathically.

'No, I actually wanna have some fun and not tell him completely. Just be vague on details.' "Just some adult fun."

"Oh, you mean drinking alcohol and smoking? Yeah, it's actually a strong aroma cigarettes and beer around here." he remarked while waving his hand in front of his nose.

"Yes, precisely." Replied Umbra before placing Spike on her back. "Which is exactly why you shouldn't be here."

"But you didn't really tell me what exactly goes on around here." Spike then hopped off Umbra and ran for a Love Hotel.

"No Spike!" Umbra ran after him. "Come-on Bleedy! Hurry up!"

"Nah, you 2 are bonding, I'd hate to interfere." she smiled with a small giggle.

Umbra growled. 'You're getting 20 whips when we get home!'

'Ooh, you gonna let Spike whip me half of that amount?'

Umbra growled even more as she ran inside the Love Hotel.

With Spike he entered the lobby which seemed normal with a mare at the reception desk. "Excuse me miss, what is this place?"

"Oh, well, well, well, if it isn't the prince. This place is called a Love Hotel." she smiled. "I take it this is your first time?"

"I've been to hotels, motels, and resorts, but I've never heard of a Love Hotel."

"Spike!" Gasped Umbra.

"Ooh, is that your girlfriend?"

"She's one of my 2 fiances."

That's when Bleeding Heart walked in as well.

"Are you three here for a room?"

"Actually we were ju..." Then Umbra got interrupted by Bleeding Heart.

"Yes, give us your best."

'What are you doing!'

'Having fun on our date.'

'But he is a child!'

'With a penis!'

'Bleedy! What the Tartarus girl?!'

'You're right...'

'Phew, now let's...'

'Since we're royalty, that means we can get away with anything, even pedophilia.'

'BLEEDY!'

'Tut, tut, do I need to use the Bot 'n' Bothered Spell?' She asked while getting the room key.

'I should put a chastity belt on you.'

'Oh we know you won't keep it on for more than an hour.'

'Yeah...you're right...so how are we gonna do this?' Umbra asked as they got closer to their hotel room.

'Simple, we show him the birds and bees early.'

Umbra grit her teeth, from the thought of a male, about to touch her private areas. 'Damn you.'

They walked into the room.

"A heart shaped bed? Sounds like a romantic idea for a place called a love hotel." Then Spike hopped onto the bed. "Wow, it's so soft, almost like a water bed."

"Well it needs to be from all the rolling around." giggled Bleeding Heart.

"Rolling around? Like wrestling? I didn't know couples wrestled in their bed."

"Yes, but this is the wrestling that makes babies."

"Really?"

"Yep, whatever Twilight, Sunlight or Nightmare Star have told you was wrong. No storks, no machines, no...strange magic."

"Huh..."

"Would you want to make babies with us? Taking care of a baby is a huge responsibility you know. More than having a pet."

"Um, maybe later?" he spoke getting off the bed. "Maybe we should go somewhere else."

'Phew! Dodged a bullet there!' Thought Umbra. That's when the doors were shut tight by Bleeding Heart's magic. "Bleedy, what are you..."

Bleeding Heart had a devious grin as she cast the Bot 'n' Bothered Spell on Umbra and Spike.

"Bleedy!"

"Wait up Umbra, someone else needs to learn." She said, pointing to Spike.

Said dragon blushed while feeling his body start getting warm all of a sudden. "Why do I have the desire to tackle you girls right now?"

"You'll understand, after you and Umbra kiss."

Spike and Umbra looked at each other, licking their lips in lustful hunger.

'Well if I win our little brawl this'll be your last chance to get lucky, so go get her!'

Spike and Umbra embraced each other before sloppily pressing their lips together.

"Aw, this worked out better than I imagined." That's when she pulled out a camera and snapped a picture of them making out. 'A little souvenir.' Bleeding giggled as she saw her 2 lovers embracing each other. "Hey guys, room for one more?"

They were so engrossed they barely managed a nod.

"I'll take that as a yes." she grinned walking over as the camera darkened.