Spike and the Opposite Six

Spike woke up to see Solar Flare putting her armor back on. "Oh, morning mom."

"Good morning son, you were lovely last night." She smiled while pecking his cheek. "Quite the beast I'd say."

"Heheh...yeah..." Said Spike nervously as she walked out the door, flank swaying as she left.

'Alright, Bleeding Heart, Umbra, mother, who's next?' Said other Spike. 'Sunset Shimmer? Gilda? That dragon girl who strangely looks just like us?'

'Uh, no! We're not gonna get laid, we're gonna stay loyal to our fiancees.' Said Spike.

'Haha! I have a feeling we're gonna bang every one of my friends before our showdown.'

'Are you some kind of sleazeball?'

'No, I just stay close to friends and family. Just like you and mom being REAL close last night.'

'Ugh, I'm really hoping I kick your ass when the time comes.' Said Spike as he hopped out of bed.

'I think the only ass you should be thinking of is wh-'

'Don't finish that!'

'Fine, you're in control of our body after all.'

As they walked down the hall, they then made it to the kitchen, getting breakfast ready.

Meanwhile...

"Twilight?" Asked Sunset Shimmer.

"Yes?" Said Twilight as she then sipped her morning tea.

"You know a lot about your Spike right?"

"Yes, why?"

"Well, if our Spike dies...I wanna know about your Spike and what I can do to..." She then blushed.

"To what?"

"Go out with him?"

Twilight dropped her tea. "Excuse-ow!" She gasped. "H-hot tea! On my hind legs!"

Sunset grabbed a towel and used it to try and wipe it off. "So anyways...will you help me get a date wi-"

"He's engaged to 2 mares."

"And last night they gave us permission to be his mistresses."

Twilight's eyes looked close to jumping out of her head.

"So come-on Princess of Friendship, help out a friend."

"You want...to date...my assistant?"

"Yeah."

"As in, a real date?"

"One that ends with..."

"Okay, TMI...are you sure you wanna...do that? I mean he's just a kid."

"Yeah, but he's the kid I've fallen for." she blushed.

"But if he survives he wouldn't be YOUR Spike."

"That's true, but that's why we're gonna compare notes on our versions of Spike and whatever key differences there are, I'll do them so he'll get attracted to me."

Twilight shook her head. "Alright, but you go first."

"Okay, so my Spike loves the feel of luxurious red velvet, what about yours?"

"Mine doesn't care, as long as he has a comfy be-hey! Dating 1st, sex 2nd!"

"I was talking about the bed." she deadpanned. "As in the kind to sleep in just for sleeping purposes?"

"Oh...well anyways, he's been okay with just the pet bed."

"Pet bed?"

"Well back home he sleeps in this tiny bed you usually get for your...pet."

She raised an eyebrow. "Are you serious?"

"Yeah, but he's comfy."

"Hmph, I wouldn't have a pet bed, I'd let my pet sleep on my bed." she smiled while Twilight rolled her eyes. "What else?"

"Okay, so Spike's favorite gemstones are sapphires."

"Huh, ours loves rubies."

"Did he have a Water Sapphire for his birthday dinner?"

"Yep, Fire Ruby?"

"Yep."

Then they shared a short laugh.

"What about bathing habits? Our Spike tends to take long bubble baths."

"Your Spike bathes? Ours showers."

"Sounds like a huge water bill."

"Nah, he takes quickies, I-I mean quick ones."

'Real smooth.' "Right...well our Spike likes playing the piano, yours?"

"Ours was more a violinist."

"What about hobbies?"

"Ours loves martial arts, cooking, and soccer." Said Sunset.

"Ours loves comic books, cooking and hoofball." Said Twilight. "Yeah, nothing really interesting there...unless you count wanting a cool moustache as a hobby."

"Ours prefers beards."

"Bleck, Spike would look terrible in a goatee."

"You can say that again."

"Anything else?"

"Did he have a crush on anyone?"

"Well he did have one on Rarity, but with all this going on, I'm not sure if he still does."

"Our Spike never had a crush...which was okay yet disappointing."

"Oh, because if he did you'd hope to change his mind?"

"Oh big time."

"Well, you think we've figured out enough about our boys or is there a definitive difference in personality?"

"Well how does you Spike handle being around girls?"

"I'd say he's used to it. What about your Spike?"

"He enjoys it, like a lot. He tends to be...the suave and cocky type, know what I mean?"

"So he's a player? That's nothing like our Spike, who remained loyal to trying to win over Rarity...but then Apple Bloom got the cutie pox, gave me Rarity's mane, and started going after me."

"So he's more...kiddish?"

"Yeah, but he can be mature for his age sometimes."

"Has he ever lost control over his greedy side?"

"Yeah, once. Has yours?"

"Actually he just went around taking what he wanted, but he was more calm. Imagine a giant dog who backs away if you swat his hand or nose, that's how he was like."

"How...was he able to do that?"

"Do what?"

"Not become a giant monster."

"Not sure, Solar Flare said maybe it was a sign on his subconscious self, like a more submissive dragon since usually he gets loads of attention."

"Is that so? Hmm...so you think we have enough about Spike to help you?"

"Probably."

"Oh, favorite game?" Asked Twilight.

"He tends to like darts." Said Sunset. "What's your Spike's favorite game?"

"Ogres and Oubliettes." Said Twilight. 'Now she'll see him as a huge nerd.'

"Oh good, I've been actually curious about that game."

"Wait really?"

"Yes, but my friends aren't interested, while the citizens who are interested are kinda gross nerds and creepy fans."

"Oh."

"Now let's go, I think I know how I want my date to go."

While that went on, we see Night Moon sulking in her room. "I'm gonna have sex with that little boy one way or another." She then started thinking of a plan. 'Should I be subtle or upfront? After all, it's not like he was against what sister did.'

She then decided on what to do. "I should try subtlety before attacking him."

With Spike he was finishing up his shower.

'Thanks for doing a shower and not swimming in your own filth. Maybe I won't wisecrack as much.'

'Well I felt it would help, but baths are way better.'

'Showers.'

'Let's save the arguments for when we have to fight.'

'Which I'll win.'

"You wish." That's when Spike bumped into Someone. "Oh, sorry."

"Spike! I've been looking for you." Said Sunset Shimmer.

"Oh, hey Sunset."

"Hey there Spike, um...I wanna play a game with you that...none of our friends wants to play."

'Ooh, I bet I know what game she's talking about.'

"And that would be what?"

"Ogres and Oubliettes."

'Oh dammit! Why a nerd game?!'

'Hey! It's a really fun game!'

"So you game? I heard from Twilight that you love playing it a lot."

"Oh big time." Spike then grabbed Sunset and ran out of the castle to Fleur's home. "Rarity, Fleur, and...other Rarity! Get our costumes ready!"

They stared at him in confusion.

So some time later, Spike in his wizard outfit entered the library. "Get ready world, for Garbuncle has entered your dimension and it seems he has a pretty native assisting him on his journey to get back home!"

"..."

"I said pretty native assisting me."

"D-do I have to do this?"

"We're indoors, no-one is gonna judge you."

"Okay...if you say so..." That's when Sunset Shimmer walked in wearing a skin tight green leotard with a skirt.

"We dunno how long the journey will take, but Solar Beam the druid will not give up."

"T-That's me." She said nervously.

'Well, this game won't be that bad as long as our party's only girls in sexy clothing.'

'Will you give it a rest?'

'Hey, she ordered that, so she might actually wanna...'

"So Garbuncle, how does the game start?"

"Other Twilight, you're the dungeon master, give us an exciting scenario!" He said, pointing to this world's Twilight as she made herself a sandwich.

"Um...you have to fight a giant chimera?"

"Okay, go-on..."

"Go-on?"

"Yeah, haven't you ever had some imagination about exciting adventures you always wanted to have?"

Other Twilight then thought back to her childhood.

*Flashback*

"Ooh, what an exciting book!" Said younger Twilight as she read of a hero with a sword slaying an evil army who has invaded the capital city of his home.

"No, no, no!" Said Discord snatching the book away! "I can't have you enjoying anything! You're my weapon, not a fun loving child!"

*Flashback over*

"I'm not sure, Discord prevented me from having imagination."

'Oh right, forgot.'

'Way to go, I can really see how you're suave with the ladies.' drawled the other Spike sarcastically.

"Oh come-on Twilight, even if Discord stopped you from imagining things. Maybe you can take everything from every last of our battles and think of an adventure from that?"

"Gasp! You're right! Thank you Sunset!" Then Other Twilight hugged her. "By the way, I'll put in a scene where Spike strips that off you." She whispered.

She blushed bright red before the Other Twilight tapped her chin.

"Okay...you both walk down a dirt road, only to see the blue skies border with red skies as you see a town off into the distance. "

"Ok, sounds pretty good."

"You both walk towards the town, almost as if you crossed into the bad side of the world. Sunset-"

"Solar Beam is my Ogres and Oubliettes name."

"Solar Beam shivering in fear as the fearless Spike."

"Garbuncle."

"Garbuncle, pass by dead trees and crows, but that's when the crows flew off the trees and started merging together, becoming a 6 foot crow!"

"Alright, 1st monster." Said an excited Spike.

'Oh, our battle on the beach when you fused all of the Pelicans together to catch us.' Thought Sunset.

"Garbuncle and Solar Beam ready themselves as the chimera crow swoops down at them."

Spike rolled his dice. "I dodge!"

Sunset rolled her's. "I bring life back to the dead grass and make it restrain the crow!"

Other Twilight rolled. "It breaks out and makes a swoop towards Solar Beam with its sharp talons."

Spike rolled his dice. "I cast thunderbolt and wadda you know, I rolled all enough for a crit!"

"The chimera crow is burnt to a crisp." Other Twilight rolls. "Good news, you get to loot rare items from the dead bird."

"Great, I'll take some feathers for writing quills, take off it's talons for potions, and then eat the fried wings."

"You're gonna eat meat?" Said Sunset.

"Just because I won't in real life, doesn't mean I won't in fantasy."

"Fair point."

"So now you both continue your journey to the town until you finally see a sign revealing the name. Gaporta, the Town of Elephants. You walk in and you barely see any elephants or citizens. Just a run down town with broken and or boarded up windows. Barrels broken in half or leaking juice. You walk past a jewelry store, but fail to notice the 3 pairs of eyes, as they blink and jump through the windows! It's 2 goblins and a wolf!"

Spike rolled his dice. "I challenge the goblins on my own."

"Are you sure Spike? I can help, besides I'm new and need the experience."

"Well you can take on the wolf."

"Gotcha." Sunset then rolls. "I throw down sunflower seeds." She then throws down the seeds and they grow. She then makes the sunflowers rotate like buzzsaws.

Other Twilight rolls. "The wolf keeps it's distance."

Spike then rolls. "I cast a hole opening up under one of the goblins!"

Other Twilight rolls. "It dodges and attacks!"

Spike rolls. "Force Field!" The goblin's attack was blocked. Then Spike rolled again. "Wind blades!" The goblin was sliced up by the winds and died.

Sunset Shimmer then rolls. "Leaf attack!" Then she threw out some leaves and fired them at the wolf, slicing it up!

"The goblins and wolf are defeated, roll to see what you plunder from them."

"Hmm...I get a moonstone from the wolf."

"I get the goblin's clubs. These should make good firewood later..."

"After the fight, Garbuncle wonders where those monster came from. Solar Beam tells him it was the work of the Hole Queen."

"What exactly is the Hole Queen?" Asked Sunset Shimmer.

"She's pitch black with a green shell for a back, she has razor sharp teeth, she has insect wings, a blue mane and tail, and holes all over her legs and horn." Other Twilight explained.

'Uh...she just described Queen Chrysalis...' Thought Spike.

'Who?' Asked other Spike.

'Just a love eating enemy that my friends have defeated.'

'How does someone eat an emotion?'

'I have no idea, but I'll just continue on with the game.'

"The Hole Queen was never loved as a child, or a teen, heck no-one even loved her when she was a beautiful fully developed adult. The deprivation of love enraged her, so she used her alicorn magic to make the monsters of this land do her bidding! Solar Beam now understands what the Hole Queen is trying to do to Gaporta. Take the elephants and make them into distorted monsters. Garbuncle asks how she can tell that. She replies because of the elephant standing on it's hind legs and with super stretched out forelegs and trunk. Also the bleeding eyes and the tusks being turned into pincers."

"That's not a pretty picture."

"Neither was the beating I got from Gilda after I did the same thing in real life." Other Twilight rolls. "The monster elephant attack by spewing blood from it's trunk!"

'Well, tonight's dream is gonna have an extra serving of horrible tonight.' Thought Spike and Sunset.

Spike rolls. "Ice spell! The blood gets completely frozen!"

Sunset Shimmer rolls. "I cast grass to wrap around the monster and make it fall over!"

Other Twilight rolls. "The elephant monster falls over and lands face 1st into a sharp part of the blood ice."

Sunset rolls. "I claim the tusks from its body."

"But as you loot the dead monster, you are unaware of the other elephant monsters coming. They were of all shapes and sizes. Bloated, skinny, and or hole filled. There's too many to take on. You have 2 options. Roll a majority of even numbers and Garbuncle can summon a monster. Roll a majority of odds and you have to run."

"I'll roll." spoke Spike shaking the dice.

He was hoping for a majority of evens, but no.

"Darn!"

"Guess we gotta go!"

"You and Solar Beam run, evading the nightmarish creatures. That's when you see a hoof beckoning you 2. You follow it and escape them."

'This is shady.'

"They then find themselves in a basement with ponies all cowering in fear."

"Let me guess, the one who beckoned us is wanting us trapped?"

Other Twilight rolls. "Nah, he just thanks his life that powerful magic users have come to save them. He then explains that this happened 3 weeks ago. Their food supply has now gone rotten and they are unsure if they can go one more day without resorting to eating each other."

"And they need us to get them food, water, and stop the Hole Queen."

"As you agree, a little girl stops you, asking for food. The only food you had was the meat you took earlier. She was alright with it and brought it to her older brother. Heartbreaking to see orphans in this town."

"I'll give it to them."

"She thanks you and gives you something in return. It may be a small ruby, but a ruby is still a ruby and you can easily sell them for a lot of gold."

"After being informed that the Hole Queen is in the Mayor's office, the both of you head back outside, ready to kick her out of town! That's when a goblin riding a distorted elephant monster appeared!" Other Twilight rolled. "It throws it's club, hitting and dazing Grabuncle for one turn!"

Sunset rolls. "I cast Acorn Grenades!"

"They cause a smokescreen, giving Solar Beam the chance to drag Grabuncle away and into the building."

Sunset rolls. "I heal his ailment with Honey Lips Kiss."

"Huh?"

"Your lips touch and he's not dazed anymore." Said Other Twilight as Sunset kissed Spike.

His eyes widened at the move while the Other Spike cheered him on.

'Oh yeah! I betcha this is what Sunset was waiting for!'

'Sh-shut up or else I'll start calling you Other Garbuncle.'

'Ew, fine you nerd.'

"You go back outside and ready a counterattack!"

Sunset rolls. 'I cast tree!' She then threw an acorn, it landing on the distorted elephant monster's head. She then used her magic to make a full grown pine tree grow on it's head, making it lose it's balance, fall over and crush the goblin that fell under it!

"The elephant monster is trying to get up!"

Spike rolls. "Time for some incineration as I cast fire!"

"The flames start at the tree, then the head where bloody screams rang out, as it continued to burn up the rest of the body till all there was left, was the skeleton and ash. The both of you run, hiding from any monsters you see, all those back to back fights have drained your mana to half, getting into anymore would render you unable to take down the Hole Queen."

"We need some place to hide and rest."

"It seems an Innkeeper has some healing and mana restoring potions, but only for one use. The Hole Queen infested her Inn with rats so this is the best she could do."

"Should we roll to see who gets it?"

"Nah, you 2 share a potion, as in...Solar Beam stuffs her cheeks with the potion, you kiss her and you drink half of it."

"Say what?"

"Hey, if you're gonna be stuck in another dimension, you may as well have fun with it." Said Other Twilight.

"That's putting it mildly. So what are we gonna use as the potion?"

Other Twilight then used her magic to open the fridge and pull out a bottle of soda, she then put on a sticky note that said "potion." On it.

"Good call."

So they did as Other Twilight said and it made Spike blush.

'Why are you blushing? You had freaky sex with Bleeding Heart, Queen Umbra and Solar Flare.'

'I still get bashful when it comes to kissing.'

'If losing your virginity still makes you bashful about kissing, then I don't think I'd wanna see what happens if the real Hole Queen comes...if there is one in our world, we haven't really seen violent Changelings.'

'Lucky.'

"They then snuck past the guards to Town Hall. and kicked down the doors to the Mayor's office."

"Ah, Solar Beam, and I see you've made a rather handsome friend." "The Hole Queen said as she began her attack." Other Twilight rolled. "Uh-oh, this attack is unavoidable seeing that I rolled all the highest numbers on my dice."

"How much damage do we take?"

"You better hope I don't get all the highest numbers again, or else you die." Other Twilight said as she rolled. It seemed hopeless, but that's when the last die hit a 3! "Okay, no deaths, but here comes some severe damage from her explosion spell!"

Both of them fell back.

"The Hole Queen cackled, seeing you both flat on your back."

Spike rolled. "I cast Airblast Wave!"

The wind spell blew the Hole Queen back as they got back up.

Sunset Shimmer rolled. "I summon a copy of me!"

That's when Starlight Glimmer in the same outfit appeared, at least in thier imagination.

Sunset Shimmer rolled again. "I cast Branch Spears and my clone casts Vine Bind!"

The Hole Queen was bound by the vines as her hooves turned into branches, growing rapidly towards the target.

Spike rolled. "I use a healing rain spell, but I can only regain half our HP since I got more low numbers than high numbers."

Other Twilight rolls. "What luck, a skeleton comes out of the closet, and boy is he ready to annoy you to death with his flamboyance."

'Really? Gonna bring back that enemy during our battle at the partially haunted mansion?' Thought Sunset.

'Alright, it's on.'

Spike rolled. "I cast magic ear plugs to resist the flamboyant skeleton's ranting, unfortunately we can't communicate unless we want to get hit by it's attack." Spike said, putting on some ear plugs.

'Why do you have those?'

'Sometimes Twilight likes to go on a lot of tangents and so I Use these to tune her out for half an hour before she finally gets back on subject.'

'Ha.'

Sunset rolls. "I cast Corn Rapid Popper!" She summoned a giant corn on the cob that started firing corn at rapid speeds! It took out the Flamboyant Skeleton and caused some damage to the Hole Queen!

"You got her on the ropes!" Said Other Twilight.

"What?!" Asked Spike and Sunset.

Other Twilight then pulled the ear plugs out of them. "The Hole Queen is at your mercy."

"Ooooooh." They both said.

'Getting any kinky ideas there?'

'No...I'm not gonna do things to enemies.'

'Oh come-on, she's about to lose the fight, even if it's a fake fight, I'd get in there and get it on with her as her apology.'

'Dude, that's rape.'

'Is it really that when it's a good guy raping a bad guy?'

'Yes, no matter what! So please shut up!'

Sunset rolls. "I summon a huge tree and smack the Hole Queen! Sending her far away from this town!"

Other Twilight rolls. "It's successful."

"Sunset smacks the Chrysalis look alike far from the town. The minions notice this and then see that the elephants are turning back to normal. The minions flea and run after their ruler, because she will skull fuck them all if they don't catch her." Continued Other Twilight. "The villagers emerge from their hiding places and thank you 2 with a huge celebration. The party was wild as they got drunk and rode around on elephants. After the party, you 2 share a room at the Inn. Sunset, how will Solar Beam thank Garbuncle for helping her beat the Hole Queen?"

"I'm thinking a night he won't ever forget."

'What?'

'Oh yeah!'

Sunset then grabs Spike and warps them to her room.

"And so ends another exciting adventure." Said Other Twilight. "I must sound crazy talking to no-one right now."