Spike and the Opposite Six

Spike panted while he and Sunset cuddled under the sheets. "That...was..."

"Hot?"

"Ahah...yeah..."

"So you got me, who'll be your next target?"

"I dunno, guess it'll depend on who I bump into next." he replied while Sunset snuggled against him.

Meanwhile at Cherry Jubilee's orchard...

"I don't know Applejack..."

"Trust me, Spike in our world is always aiming for traditional romance when it comes to beautiful mares like yourself."

"But I've never been on a traditional date before. Not even a real date for that matter."

"Then how's about we use evil me as a practice dummy?"

"Hey! Who're you calling a dummy?"

"Sorry, practice mare."

"Grr..." Then Evil AJ mumbles under her breath about how AJ is lucky that Cherry is there otherwise she'd kick her ass.

"Just come here and help us out."

"Fine fine."

"Now then, let us practice a simple stroll in the moonlight." Said Applejack.

Later...Spike stepped out of the library, but not before a goodbye kiss from Sunset.

"See ya around Spike." She said in a seductive voice.

"S-see yah." He said with a blush before walking to the comic book store. He was about 12 steps away but then he bumped into someone. "Oh, sorry."

"Well howdy Spike, just the hunk I was looking for."

"Um, other Applejack?"

That's when she pulled his head close. "You gotta help me! They tried using me as a practice date!"

"A practice what?"

"But I escaped!" she looked around. "You gotta run!"

"AJ get back here! And put your Spike mask back on!"

Evil AJ ran away! Leaving Spike to their mercy as they turned the corner.

"Spike?!" spoke Cherry before Applejack tossed the mask away quickly. "What are you doing here?"

"Uh, this is the comic store?"

"Oh, is it now?" 'I forgot, their Spike is nerdier.'

"So what's this about some kind of practice date?"

"Did she tell you?" Asked Cherry.

"Yeah?"

"Well I was planning on going out on a date with you tonight, but I want to practice, make sure nothing goes awry."

"Wait, really?"

She looked away and nodded shyly.

"Well you didn't need to, whether the date is good or bad, I'll stay with you." he replied being blunt.

'I'd make it good, I never really went on a date with her.'

'Why not?'

'Because unlike you I had to prioritize some important skills and meetings since I AM a prince.'

'A prince who won't get laid with that attitude.'

'Says the comic book, LARPing nerd!'

'And who's the dominant mind who's been getting lucky this whole week?'

'...'

'I didn't think so."

Back to Cherry Jubilee.

"I heard you liked to do traditional dates with the most beautiful mares."

"Not sure who told you, but true."

'Wasn't the date with our brides your 1st ever date? How would you know what a traditional date is like?'

'I would've gone on traditional dates if I was able to win over Rarity back in my world...'

'Alright, enough said.'

"About this date..." Spike asked. "...what in particular did you have in mind?"

"Wait....do you wanna go out tonight?" Cherry replied.

"Well yeah, wouldn't it make sense?"

Cherry Jubilee's heart started beating fast. "Great! I mean, ahem, that sounds lovely."

'Reminds me of Rarity.'

'Hey man, leave your crush alone, no need to go back to her while you got all this flank just throwing themselves onto you.'

'I know that, I know that. So I'm gonna go and tell her when she'd like us to meet. You mind helping me out?'

'Course.'

"So Cherry, when are we gonna meet? Gotta freshen up for our date."

"Well, how about six?"

"Sounds good. Okay, gonna go get ready." Said Spike as he ran to the castle.

Cherry let out a small squeal while running off with Applejack following.

'And another mare to fill up.' Said Other Spike.

'Focus and just help me get into something nice. I....crap! I don't know what to do for her!'

'Well she did say traditional date, so let's get a nice tux.'

'Ok, good move.'

'And don't forget to put on cologne and get a bouquet.'

'Alright, I think I ca-'

'Hold it buster, if we're gonna get a bouquet we're gonna do it right.'

'What do you mean right?'

Later that day...

"Hello can I get a dozen red roses?" Asked Spike, entering the florist shop.

"Oh hi Spike, I didn't know it was you." Said Roseluck.

'Kinda odd considering I'm the only purple dragon here.'

"Here you go."

'Say it!'

'Do I...'

'Say it!'

"That's me, how much do I owe you?"

"That'll be 18 bits."

"Here you go, keep the change. Hi doggie."

"You're my favorite customer."

"Thanks a lot...bye..." Then after Spike exited the shop. 'What was that weird ass broken ponish scene?'

'Don't question it.'

'Fine I'll ask why Roseluck acted so weird after I defeat you.'

Later that night...

'I can't believe AJ thought this is something I should wear.' thought Cherry wearing a southern white ball gown with a matching hat. 'It feels too....old school.' She was out in the field awaiting Spike. "Ooooh, I hope he didn't forget."

"Excuse me madam, have you seen a fair mare out?"

She turned around to see Spike in a black tux and matching hat as well. "Oh, good evening Spike. My my, don't you look-"

"Handsome? Dashing?"

"Save those for when you're older. Right now, you look mighty adorable." she smiled squishing his cheeks together.

"Uh...right." Spike said, pulling her hooves away. "Here, these are for you." He then handed Cherry the roses.

"Oh Spike, that's so sweet of you." She said taking the bouquet. She then walked over to a bush. "AJ, put these in a vase." Cherry whispered.

"Who are you talking to?"

"No one!" she spoke quickly dropping them in which AJ caught. "Let's go."

"So what plans did you make?"

"Well, we're gonna have a nice stroll through the park followed by taking a boat out on the lake."

'Dang, if I knew she was gonna go with an outfit like that AND a boat on the lake, I would have tried on something else.'

'It's fine buddy, you still got me and we'll ensure another flank in bed tonight.' Said Other Spike.

'Thanks, should I try and compliment her now or wait?'

'Go for a compliment on her dress, it'll make any girl happy if you compliment what they're wearing.'

"Hey Cherry, just wanted to say that dress really brings out your coat color, it suits you."

"Aw shucks, now aren't you a charmer?"

'It worked.'

'Now stay close, but not too close, it'll make her feel calm and protected.'

He took Other Spike's advice and stuck close.

'He's so close, he's not horny already is he? This is the 1st part of the date.'

That's when...

"AND STAY OUT!!!" Shouted and angry mare.

"Fine! I don't need you! Just like how we met, I'll rip the next hottie I see away from her nerd boyfriend!" The dead beat ranted.

He huffed and looked around before seeing Cherry and Spike walking by. "Guess tonight I'm the hero who saved the fair maiden from a dragon." He said confidently.

"So when are we gonna get to the boat?"

"Not too long."

"Gre-whoa!" Spike was shoved out of the way.

"Hey babe, was that dragon holding you hostage?" flirted the stallion while she frowned and Spike glared at him.

"Excuse me sir, but would you kindly piss off? I'm on a date with the guy who saved Ponyville not that long ago from Discord's raid."

"Huh?" The stallion turned to Spike. "You're the dragon prince I've been hearing so much about even though I don't care?"

"Yeah, so back off she and I can kick your flank all the way to the other side of Equestria."

"Wow how lucky am I to steal away the prince's girlfriend."

That's when Cherry slapped him, Spike followed up with a hard uppercut, Cherry followed that up with a power bomb, then Spike made the jerk fall asleep with a stomp to the face!

He groaned in pain.

"That's what you get for messing with a prince."

'And he's gonna mark me after this date.' Thought Cherry Jubilee as they left him there.

They soon made it to the paddle boat.

"Ladies first?"

"Why thank you." She stepped onto the boat, and sat down while Spike got on and started rowing. "*sigh* Isn't Nightmare's Moon lovely?" Said Cherry.

'A little cliche sounding but...' "Not as lovely as you." Spike said.

'Yeah...that was kinda cliche.' Said Other Spike.

As they rowed, a crab climbed onto a rock. "Oooh, I see this as an opportunity." He said. "Sha la, la, la-" A swamp monster grabbed the crab and ate it in one bite!

"Did you hear something?" asked Spike.

"Not really."

The fireflies flew around the boat, making it as if Spike and Cherry Jubilee were passing by stars.

He enjoyed the serene silence while unaware of the swamp monster getting tapped on the shoulder.

The swamp monster turned around and the last thing it saw was the pony version of Jason Voorhees before getting dragged down.

'What should I try now? Another compliment?'

'Not sure, but hey, I see campers telling campfire stories, let's test their maturity.'

'Wait, you want me to kiss her now?'

'It might catch her off guard and help break the ice.'

'Okay...I'll try.' He then stopped rowing.

"Spike, why'd you sto-"

"Hey boy scouts!" Spike called!

"Huh?" the colts turned their heads.

And with their undivided attention, he grabbed Cherry Jubilee's face and pressed his lips against hers.

Her eyes widened while the other Spike cheered for him.

'Great going man, you just made a bunch of immature boys sick.'

After pulling away, Cherry sat there speechless.

"Alright, let's go back." Spike said as Pony Jason and his new girlfriend, the swamp monster attacked the camp.

"Sorry this isn't much, but I figured if we were gonna go on more this could be like the first step to others."

"Well I enjoyed spending time with you Cherry, even when I do get married, we can still hangout."

"Actually, you bring up one of my concerns. It's sad I won't be your wife, but your mistress." she looked away.

"But why? I'm still gonna treat you all the same way."

"But still, being a wife is better than being called a mistress." Cherry said. "What if we have a baby one day? He/she will have to suffer rumors about his/her family."

"Cherry, I'm the prince. And lots of folks around here like me. So what if they talk? I'm not doing anything illegal or wrong, and as long as you girls are happy and safe, isn't that the main concern?"

"Yes but...being a mistress, even though I'm yours...you won't be mine."

'Technically she will.' remarked the other Spike.

"Cherry, you'll be just fine. We'll all be just fine, love is love, and as long as we love each other, a stupid ring won't matter." He then put an arm around her. "Don't you trust me?"

"I do..."

"And I trust you." They stopped walking as they were in front of the Cherry Orchard. "So, what did you think of your first date?" Asked Spike.

"I had fun...just being with you, it makes me feel so happy."

'Is this where you seal the deal with sex?'

'Wouldn't that ruin the moment? I don't wanna rush it with them.'

"So Spike, would ya'll like to come in?"

'If I was standing next to you, I'd be nudging you with my elbow to go. I mean holy shit, she's giving you a sign that she is horny.'

"Well....if you say so." He agreed, following her in.

'Now be sure to get really passionate this time. We need her to know how loved she is.’

'Trust me, I've got practice.'

As they enter hed house we cut to their next door neighbors the Apple Family.

"Would evil big sis like some Apple Brown Betties?" Asked Applebloom.

"Would I?" She said while grabbing the plate. She was gonna take a bite, but then heard moaning.

"Hey, what was that?"

"When you're older." Everyone replied.

"Aww, fine."