Spike and the Opposite Six

Spike woke up in Cherry Jubilee's bed, stretching and yawning as he smelled fresh waffles in the air. "That smells really good."

'Mmm, breakfast after a good fuck, I hope I get this each morning when I wake up to all my wonderful sperm piggy banks.' Thought other Spike.

'Whoa...that's some extreme misogyny.'

'What gives yah more reason to defeat me, gives me a more intense final battle.'

'Is there ever an off button for you?' Spike got out of Cherry's bedroom then to the kitchen. He saw her humming while there was a stack of waffles made and some pastries with cherries in them.

Cherry wore an apron that had "Pop the Cook's Cherry Written on it." "Good morning Spike."

"Morning Cherry." He walked up to her and kissed her cheek.

"Sleep well?" she asked with a smile as he took a seat at the table.

"Yeah, disappointed I didn't get to wake up to your beautiful face."

Cherry kissed him back. "Next time, okay?"

"You promise?" he mock pouted making her giggle.

"Promise."

After breakfast, he gave Cherry a goodbye kiss. "That was a good breakfast, have a good day Cherry."

"You too Spike."

As Spike walked down the streets he saw Trixie walking around, pulling her mobile home.

'The next filly behind.' chuckled the Other Spike.

'Grow up!'

'Dude, we're gonna bed all of them in no time.'

'Hah! Watch, my date with Trixie is gonna end on a kiss, not with my dick in her.'

'Lame, but we know you can't control your urges.'

'They're YOUR urges.'

'Which you for some reason choose to enable.'

'You know what? I don't have to take your shit! I'll just tone you out!'

'Tone this out.' Then a loud ringing echoed through Spike's head!

'Gah! What was that?!'

'Isn't this great? Not only is there a pool table, jacuzzi and foosball table in here, but you also have a bells and whistles room!'

'What's next? An arcade?' he asked sarcastically.

'Of course.'

'Hah, bet you need tokens or bits for the games.'

'Nope, I just press start and enjoy killing zombies!'

"Hmph."

"What's wrong Spike? What was with that huff?" Asked Trixie who was right beside him.

"Oh, hey Trixie, I was just thinking about where we should."

"Where we should go?"

"I was planning on asking you out."

She smiled while letting out an inner squeal. "Well it's about time, for the great and powerful Trixie was hoping you didn't forget."

"Hey, I love all of you, and you all deserve a good date."

"Trixie has some freshening up to do, and don't worry, Trixie already has a good idea of how our date shall go." She then kissed his forehead. "See you tonight."

'You shoulda just fucked her, I mean you're gonna do it anyways, just get it outta the way.'

"That's enough outta you, now I'm gonna go to the castle and take a shower, then we're gonna get dressed."

"Um, Trixie knew that." replied the unicorn confused.

"Oh! Uh, I wasn't talking to you Trixie, just...myself."

"You should get that checked out, don't want Trixie's boyfriend to end up in the looney bin." she smiled before walking off making him groan.

'This is gonna be a fun night.'

'Just try not to sound like a pervert.'

'No promises.'

'Damn it!'

'Now hop to it!'

Later that night, Spike was getting late for his date with Trixie. That's when a knocking came to his bedroom door.

"Who is it?"

"You're 2 minutes late, come-on Spike, I wanna have some fun."

"Don't worry, I'm ready now."

And when he got out, we see them both in purple dresses.

"Oh, this is just embarrassing." Spike said.

*snicker* "I'll say, that shade of purple doesn't work on you."

That's when he blushed. "Not my fault, my thoughts kept on distracting me!"

'Oh yeah, beer pong is so fun!'

"I'll give you five more minutes."

In those 5 minutes, other Spike shouted "You're lower than trash, you're just a square sheet of toilet paper."

But Spike was undeterred as he got properly dressed for a date. Just something casual. "Hey, you may be the more 'suave' version of me, but Rarity taught me everything I know about how to dress." Spike said out loud. He was in a tan sweater, black shorts and a beret.

'Oh this is gonna be adorable, he thinks I'll let him sleep with me? I'll wait and see what he

'Fleur could make you look decent, but if you wanna be in denial, go right ahead.'

"I'll show you."

"Show me what?" Asked Trixie

"I'll show you a great time." he spoke up quickly with a smile. "Does this look better?"

"You look great, now come! The Great and Powerful Trixie will show you a great time."

'Double entendre.'

"I WILL..."

"...you'll what?"

"I will, I shouted because I know I'm gonna have fun since you are after all, the element of laughter." he smiled nervously.

"Well that's good, and now, we vanish!" She threw down a smoke bomb and Trixie was gone.

"Huh?"

"Come-on Spike, chop chop!" came her voice from way down the road.

"Ah!" Spike ran over, as they started their walk. The 1st stop being a house with literal rain clouds pouring on it.

"Trixie senses nothing but frowns." frowned the unicorn running up and knocked on the door.

"Hello?" Asked a sad pegasus and his griffon wife.

"Greetings, tis I, the Great and Powerful Trixie! Here to spread cheer to your sad household."

"I don't think anything could cheer this day up."

"Not even...magic?" She then pulled a caramel out from under the pegasus' chin and shoved it in his mouth.

"Okay...that was pretty cool...you can come in, I'll get my kids."

"Don't forget my date, slash lovely assistant." she smiled gesturing to Spike who gave a casual wave.

'Lovely assistant? She's gonna be my lovely ASSistant when I beat you.'

'Quiet!'

The pony griffin hybrids sat with their parents, all depressed, hoping for something amazing. That's when a smoke bomb went off before they saw Trixie appear with her cape out.

"Behold, the Great and Powerful Trixie as she amazes you tonight."

The family clapped before Trixie performed her 1st trick.

"For Trixie's 1st trick, tell Trixie, who is unable hear right now?"

"What?" Asked the daughter.

And with her levitation magic, pulled a single daisy outta her ear. "Tada!"

The family clapped and then Trixie handed the girl the flower.

"And now, for Trixie's second trick, she must know, who among you enjoys pie?"

"I loved pie once, but the bully at school keeps on taking mine." Said the son.

"Then behold!" she held her hat out before pulling a whole pie out.

The boy gasped and then got hit with the pie. "Mmmh, my 1st pie in 5 years!"

That made his siblings chuckle while Trixie bowed.

"I could use some cheering up, what can your date do?"

"The great and powerful Trixie's date shall assist Trixie in her third trick."

"What's the trick?"

"A surprise, lover." That's when Trixie threw her hat on him and the hat swallowed him.

"Hey! It's dark in here."

"Whoa....he's in your hat..."

"Nope, he's not."

"Then where is he?" Asked the dad.

"Get off the couch."

The family did as she said as she pulled off the couch cushions and there he was.

"Whoa...." said the kids.

"I found a bit." remarked Spike while surprised. 'I didn't see that coming.'

The family laughed and felt very entertained.

"Thanks for helping us out of our funk Trixie."

"Yes, we had so much fun."

"Twas nothing, Trixie suggests you should do something outside tonight, the town is currently alive with citizens."

"Okay, come-on family, let's go see if there's a party going on somewhere." They all headed out with Trixie and Spike going another direction.

"Wow, that was pretty nice." Said Spike.

"Of course, Trixie never misses an opportunity to entertain." She said while putting Spike on her back. "Let us go, for the night has only just begun!"

'Her hamming it up would be pretty fun for Ogres and Oubliettes.' Thought Other Spike. 'Not that I think that nerd game is any fun.'

'Bringing it up means you're interested even a little.'

'Shut up, besides it's not like you could get a girl in your universe.'

'Low blow dude, low blow.'

'Yeah, well it's just a reminder that all these girls will be ultimately mine.'

"And I'll be the one take them from you."

"Take what from me?"

"Oh, I was just saying this cool line I saw from a movie once."

"Oh, well Trixie guesses it did sound pretty cool."

'Smooth.' Said other Spike.

Later, they were at their 2nd stop, a crowd watching street performers.

"Hey look, fake robots." Said Spike as ponies painted gold danced around doing the robot.

"They are indeed impressive, but they'll never fill their guitar case, just look at the crowd."

"I'm bored, is this all they got?"

"Not worth half a bit."

"Ready to create fireworks?"

"Yep."

"Seems like a job for the great and powerful Trixie! And her lover."

That's when Spike shot sparks and Trixie fired rockets. The crowd 'oooed' and looked at the two. That's when the street performers went with it and started making shooting gestures.

And like that, the performers were drowning in bits.

"Hope you don't mind us taking a few for assisting." Said Trixie. She used her magic to take a few before she and Spike walked away from the cheering crowd. "Now let's go blow this all on getting wasted!"

"Whoa! I'm gonna get...."

"Jk, you're still too young to drink." she winked with a chuckle making him huff and roll his eyes.

"Hey, I might be young, but I'm still a prince. Who's gonna mind if I have a little drink?"

"Okay, convince me that you're adult enough for the real thing."

"Right here?"

"Yep."

"Well, how can I say this Trixie, every year I hope I can find a lover and now I get so many...I gotta do so much to make sure our bonds of love stay strong. I know I'm gonna be married soon, but I don't wanna lose any of you, that's why I've been spending this week dating you girls."

"You've been going on dates with us all this week?"

"Yeah, and I'm not finished, I wanna make sure I love all of you, and hope I can keep you all." he spoke honestly while feeling his face heat up. "I need all of you to know how loved you all are. I'm not that impressive at the ladies in my world, that's why I need this, because the life in this world gave me a chance, a chance I don't wanna lose. I know I'm not the Spike you girls know, but I wanna be the Spike you all truly love."

"Awww." smiled Trixie before hugging him with a hoof. "That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard." She then pressed her lips against his.

He smiled and kissed back while hugging her neck.

'Careful, or this kiss will turn to fucking.' Said Other Spike.

'I'm watching it.' he thought before breaking the kiss. "So, what's next for our date, Trix?"

"I've got one last surprise." She pulled him over for their last destination, an orphanage.

"An orphanage?"

"Yep, we're gonna adopt a kid."

"What?!"

"Just kidding, we're gonna entertain them, I do this once a week." she giggled. "You should look at the expression on your face."

"Heheh..."

"Besides, Trixie wants to have your child."

'Hahahahahahahah.'

Spike turned beet red before letting Trixie drag him off. They went to the back entrance where the owner of the orphanage and the janitor were waiting.

"Thank goodness you're here, the children are just dying to see you...what's the prince doing here?"

"He's Trixie's dashing assistant."

"She means I'm her date." he clarified surprising the two. "So, care to show us where they're at?"

"Why yes of course, if you would just follow Cleanser to the stage...." The followed the janitor and also heard some snoring.

"Who's that?" Asked Trixie.

"It's just Sweater Puppies, she likes to sleep in the fake prop washing machine over there." He said, pointing to a cardboard washing. "Now, you 2 stand here and I'll get the curtains up."

The two stopped and waited.

The kids were all chanting "Trixie, Trixie, Flardmalarts, Trixie!"

"Flardmalarts?" Spike whispered.

"The current leader of these kids is a Channeling who likes to make weird sounds."

"Ah."

"Okay kids, settle down."

The kids were still chanting.

"Please..." A cry on deaf ears. "Shut up, or no field trip to the Explosives Museum."

That got their attention.

"Wonderful, now then, a round of applause for The Great and Powerful Trixie and her surprise special guest!" smiled the pony gesturing to the curtains which slowly opened to show the two waving.

"Hey there kids, it is I, the Great and Powerful Trixie!" Then sparks and laser lights fired all over! The children jumped and cheered.

"And hey, what up kids, it's me Prince Spike!" And the roaring crowd got even louder.

"And today, we shall mystify you all!" She then began her 1st trick. "Target please." The janitor threw his empty beer bottle up and then Trixie caught it with her magic. "And now my assistant shall destroy it before it hits him in the face."

"What?!"

'Tough love my friend.'

"N-Now hold on Trixie."

"You better have good aim!" Then the bottle flew at Spike!

He panicked and inhaled before letting out a large flame that engulfed the bottle.

The kids were all going ooh and aah, while the leader of the kids pulled out a marshmallow on a stick. When the flame fell down it showed the bottle had melted. The kids cheered as the leader made himself a smore.

"Now for my next trick, I will pull a filly outta my hat."

"Wait, a whole filly?" Asked Spike.

"That's right, a whole filly." She reiterated. "Now kids, as you can see, there's nothing in Trixie's hat, and there's no way a filly can fit inside. However, with Trixie's mystical magical talents, Spike, would you please reach inside?"

Spike put both arms in the hat, and felt something. "What in the..." and when he pulled something out, out popped a sleeping Sweetie Belle.

"Tada!"

"Ah! What in the world?" Sweetie Belle took off her sleep mask and found herself on stage. "Hey, this isn't my bedroom? What's going?"

And then Trixie dropped Sweetie Belle back down her hat.

Meanwhile in Sweetie Belle's room, she fell out of her closet!

"How the, what the, ah forget it."

Back to Spike and Trixie, Trixie began her next trick.

"Trixie will require a member from the audience."

"Me! Me!" Said a Diamond Puppy.

"No! Me!" Said a baby dragon.

"Outta the way!" Said a unicorn colt.

"Quit shoving!" Said a changeling.

"Mmmm, how about...you?"

"Yippee!" Said a griffon chick.

"She was pointing at me!" Said an earth filly.

"Yeah right, it was clearly me!" Said a donkey.

"SHE WAS POINTING AT ME!!!" Shouted a hippogriff.

That's when a mule threw a punch and missed.

"..." Went all the kids, before a huge riot broke out and they were all fighting each other!

"Oh no!" spoke Spike while Trixie covered her mouth.

"That was NOT what I expected." Said Trixie as they started using wrestling moves on each other. "Not to worry though, Trixie has this all taken care of." That's when she levitated them all into the air and started making them fly. "Now now children, no need to fight when you can fly!"

"Yeah!" They all cheered.

"I was about to threaten them with no Heartswarming, but this will do." Said the owner of the orphanage.

'Trixie's good with kids, I wonder if she'd like an orphanage full of them.' Said Other Spike.

"Oh hush you."

"Huh?"

"Uh...oh hush, and kiss me."

"Spike, wait till after Trixie finishes with these kids." she giggled nudging him.

'Nice.' Said other Spike. 'Sounds to me like she-'

'Don't. Finish that.'

'Man, I gotta make sure I use my words once we battle. They are surprisingly powerful weapons against you.'

Spike sighed before Trixie brought out a large magical box from her hat.

"Time for Trixie to have another volunteer."

"Let me do it, so these kids don't fight." Said the janitor.

"Excellent."

All the children groaned as they floated back to their seats. They watched as the janitor got into the box before Trixie closed it.

"Just to warn you, this may seem rather graphic."

"What do you mean graph..."

That's when swords stabbed into the box all over! Making all the kids scream.

"Sweet Solar Flare!" Shouted Spike. He thought it was over, but that's when Trixie disintegrated the whole box with a magic laser.

'Heeeeey, when I win, she's gonna be the leader of my harem.'

"Trixie! What in the world was that?!"

"And now, would the janitor kindly stand up and clap?" Asked Trixie, ignoring Spike.

The janitor was clapping as the spotlight was on him and the freaked out students were in awe and followed the clapping.

"Wow!"

"That was amazing!"

"And for Trixie's final trick...Spike will assist me."

"Wait, I am?"

"Yes, for Trixie's final trick, Trixie shall make him change color."

"What? That's not a very impressive tri-" Her hat moved over their heads as they kissed. 'This isn't making me blush, I've been kissing a lot, late..." But that's when she stuck her tongue in. 'Whoa! We're in public and children are watching.'

'Yep, she's my lead babe.' Said Other Spike.

Spike's face turned red slowly before Trixie pulled away and put the hat back on her head.

"Tada!"

The kids cheered from the last trick.

"Thank you, you've been a wonderful audience, Trixie shall see you all next week." Then they teleported to Trixie's cart. "What did you think of Trixie's last trick Spike?"

"You frenched me...in front of children..."

"They didn't see the details exactly."

"Even so, we shouldn't do that kind of lewd stuff in public."

"Even if I parked my cart outside of the park entrance where a lot of citizens will see the shaking of my cart and I'm horny like a rabbit?" She said, crawling over to him.

"No-no! Stop!"

'What I tell yah dude?'

'Shut up!'

"You know what...you're right, we shouldn't do it in public."

"Phew..." Then Spike jumped out of the cart. "Thanks for the night, I had fun."

"Goodnight Spike."

"Night Trixie."

"I'll give my 1st time to the Spike that wins."

'Booyah! More incentive for me to win!'

'I think you mean when I win.'

'Yeah right.'

As Spike walks away fighting over Trixie, we see Nightmare Moon looking at Spike somewhere in the distance.

"He didn't sleep with Trixie, now's my chance!" She said, running at him.

We now see Spike in bed with Nightmare Moon as we enter Spike's dream world.

"Hey weak me."

"Would you please just shut up?"

"I have a question, how confident are you that you'll win our fight?"

"Heh, well I don't like to toot my own horn, but pretty high." he smirked with his arms crossed right before he suddenly got a right hook to the face and went flying across the air before crashing into the ground. "OW!"

"Oh so you're so sure you can beat me, well buddy, let's have a test run!" smirked Other Spike cracking his knuckles.

Spike shook it off and got up, holding up his fists. "Test run huh? Bring it!"

The Other Spike gave a fanged grin before lunging at Spike and swung his tail up and slammed it against Spike's side.

Spike grabbed it and started spinning.

Meanwhile at Pinkie Pie's...

"Okay Other me, the scary you've been seeing are just the readers."

"Readers?"

"Yeah, hi readers, you're not getting confused by which Spike is which right? Alright, see yah!"

Back to Spike who threw other Spike!

"Slick moves, but I ain't gonna be beaten that easily!" Said Other Spike as he landed on his hands and feet and started running at Spike at high speed before swiping his claws at Spike's chest!

Spike quickly crossed his arms, but hissed when the claws dug into his scales and got his breath knocked out when the Other Spike slammed his gut into the dragon's gut. "Hrk!" Spike kept his food in.

"You don't deserve my powers!" Then Other Spike grabbed Spike by the tail spun and slammed Spike to the floor! "You're just an an insignificant Spike!" Then he picked Spike up by the spine and kicked his face, making Spike flip onto his back! "You're just a doppelganger who doesn't belong in this world!" He then put one foot in his stomach and started pushing down.

Spike groaned and grabbed the ankle while trying to push him off. "A-Am not!"

"Oh come on, you never asked to come, but when you did you turned everything upside down. Face it, you made things complicated when they didn't need to be." That's when Other Spike picked Spike, lifted his entire body over his head jumped up and threw Spike head 1st onto the floor!

"Hey I'm happy and they don't mind after everything got settled with Discord and the repairs to the town!" Spike tried to grab Other Spike and squeeze his junk, but Other Spike slapped his hand away, turned around, and back flipped with his knee landing on Spike's stomach! "Where did you learn all these moves?"

"I was taught early on how to defend myself, plus a few movies helped here and there."

"I feel like you learned them from a tough organized crime syndicate but that's just me." Groaned Spike before a tangerine was placed on his lips. 'I have fruit in my hea-' Then Other Spike stomped his face!

"Hope you like fresh squeezed juice!"

"No fair...you used a random object..." he groaned while the Other Spike smirked.

"Well guess what? If you can't learn to use your surroundings to your advantage, you've already lost." And then Other Spike finished Spike off with one last punch to the face!

The dragon groaned and held his cheek while feeling blood on his mouth.

"I'm close to escaping your head! So you better start training." spoke Other Spike before Spike himself suddenly found himself back outside and feeling a big headache.

"I'll show you my determination, I'll train like crazy, then I will beat you." Spike spoke softly.

"I saw the whole thing." Said Nightmare Moon.

"What?!"

"I'm able to go into other's dreams. I saw you getting beaten, and I would like to assist in training you."

"Oh, well, thanks aunty, I might need it, a lot."

"You're very welcome, I'll have the Captain of the Royal Guard train you during the day, our training will be during the night."

"Great, so do we start now?"

"No, tomorrow night is when we start, right now, we have round 2." she grinned licking her lips.

'Wow, none of them have done round 2 yet.' Said Other Spike as Nightmare Moon threw the covers over their body.