They came, they saw, they tilted their fedoras at a forty five degree angle. This is the story of the neck-beards, and how their Doritos and euphoria shaped the future of Equestria. No one dares forget what happened that fateful day, as the hordes of obese manchildren marched upon Equestria, and no one dares forget how it ended. But most of all, no one dares forget the amount of Cheeto dust that had to be cleaned.

"Who the hell are these fat white guys, and why are they jerking off to pictures of me and cartoon horses?" - Carl Sagan