Human shenanigans in Equestria

It was a normal day for Angel Bunny or what you could call a normal day in Ponyville but I digress, he was hopping around the Everfree forest after making his daring escape from his owners hoofs. Her name was Fluttershy, she was creamy yellow with a curly pink mane that covered her face, she was the local caretaker for animals in Ponyville, if one of your animals were ill you could call on her to look after them for you.

She found Angel Bunny when he was only a small bunny, he was being attacked by a timber wolf when she came to the rescue or more like swooped down and crashed into it. when she awoke she saw him laying on top of her chest asleep. This is when she decided to call him Angel Bunny. Angle Bunny scoffs as he recalled her naming him for the first time Angel. He of course, preferred his own name PimpDadyDieasel2nd.

He stopped to think about what Fluttershy would tell him when he went back as he began to day dream the possibility's. He thought about how she would hug him or how she would fan him and offer him as many carrots as he wanted, he also thought about how she could give him "THE STARE". Angel Bunny winced as he thought about this and he began to hop again although a lot faster then before.

As Angel Bunny went deeper in he began to feel dread in the pit of his stomach as he continued to hop along, the deeper he got the more he felt as though something bad was going to happen.

RUSTLE*RUSTLE*

Angel Bunny froze as he turned his head towards the sound.He slowly crept towards the sound and pulled back the brushes blocking whatever hideous beast was behind there.As he was just to pull back the brushes all the way a... a... squirrel jumped out of the brushes scarring Angel Bunny to death as well as a high pitch girly scream.

The squirrel began ...to... laugh. How dare it laugh at PimpDaddyDieasel3rd ... or was it the second. Angel Bunny picked his carrot up that fell on the ground when he AHEM* during his battle cry (Awkward) and took aim at the squirrel that dared challenge his honor. The squirrel's eye's opened frighteningly wide as Angel Bunny began to smile.

RUSTLE* RUSTLE*

Angel Bunny's smile fell and his eyes looked to the squirrel's and the squirrel's eye's looked towards the noise. Angel Bunny's eyes followed the squirrels eye's.

Perspective Switch. The Human Anon

"Ah shit my head what did I do?" I asked out loudly rubbing my head in pain.

I opened my eyes and with a blurred vision I began to look around. I woke up in the middle of a clearing surrounded by foreboding stacks of long dark trees. My eye's snapped to attention when I realized were I was. My ears like radar dishes picked up on a scream coming to the edge of the clearing to the left. I bolted up to my feet and began to charge towards the scream.

Someone's in danger I thought.

As I got closer to were the scream was I began to hear laughter.

What? where are you? I whispered as I slowly edged my way towards the noise.

RUSTLE* RUSTLE*

Shit. Again I whispered.

I stood there for a few seconds before I shrugged and was about to keep walking until something hit my face. I reached up to rub were something hit my face but again it was hit again but this time there was no pause, it was a constant slap against my face. As I rolled my eyes towards what was hitting me, my eye's widened as I looked at small white bunny standing on my shoulder with his eyes clenched flailing his carrot of justice at my face. The bunny's eyes opened slightly and the bunny screamed hitting my face as I tried to get him to stop.

"Could you (SMACK) please stop (SMACK) hitting me" (SMACK)

The bunny continued the beat down against my face which hurt by the way. After a good ten minutes the bunny began to get tired and slowly he stopped.

"Better?" I questioned the bunny. He nodded his head and opened his eyes and stared into mine. Just for good measure I suppose the bunny decided to hit me again one more time before dropping the carrot on the forest floor.

"Huh... so..." I said trying to avoid the awkwardness that would be coming after, "How' the kids and wife" I asked. The bunny slapped me across the face I swear to God he pimp slapped me across the face and then began to smirk.

"I know don't ask don't tell" the bunny nodded "Do you know the way out? I kinda woke up to someone screaming very loudly in the middle of the clearing over there" I pointed my thumb over towards the clearing behind me. For some reason the bunny blushed and looked towards the clearing. He nodded again. "Can you help me get out?" The bunny looked up for a few minutes before nodding for the second time. He jumped of my shoulder and he turned towards me giving me the I watching you gesture. I nodded and began to follow the bunny out of the forest.

Now that I had time to look around my surroundings i looked at the trees which I swear were a couple of inches shorter then the the trees near the clearing when I woke up. We walked through a set of Blue flower which gave me a jolt which surprised me as the Bunny laughed, he was walking on the outside of the flowers looking like he was very weary of the flowers. I glared at him and that shut him right up.

We walked for a few more minutes until I saw a bright light coming from what looked like the exit of this God forsaken forest. I quickened my pace, as we got closer to the exit my vision started to blur, I started to rub my eyes with my sleeves trying to get them back into focus.

I jogged out of the forest with the bunny right behind me. My body began to feel weak and I collapsed onto my knees, struggling to fight of unconsciousness. I fell onto my stomach and flipped onto my back. The white bunny jumped on top of my chest and looked into my eyes. The last thing I saw before falling into a dream state was a little smirk coming from the white bunny.