Hey guys and gals jut wanted to inform you that this is my first story so i encourage you to write criticisms in the comments. I also thank you for your time reading this and my story thank you!

OK anybody raise your hand if you ever woke up in the middle of a forest with some bunny yelling at you as well as, bombarding your face with his carrot of justice; as you stumble your way out said forest only to find a house near-by full of colourful talking pony's who chase you for 15 minutes, and after catching you then start to lay the smack down on you and only being there for say, I don't know about three hours tops.

YOU... just... YOU.

Random dude: Well i was high when it happened.

Wonderful thanks for sharing... ANYWAY! Expect lot's of game/music puns...and when i say lot's i mean a FUCK TON of puns, so if your not a punalicious person please leave before i call the cops cause they don't take to kindly to yall folks round ere.

So Welcome to Equestria folks and remember to sit back, keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times, and remember to wear your seat belt. So please excuse me I have hate comments to read MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA cough* cough* cough* OK so totally not doing that again. ...WHAT! Your still here! GO! GO READ MY STORY! NOW! If you don't mind.