The Dovahkiin Files: Equestria

The Dovahkiin Files: Equestria

Chapter 5

As the Dovahkiin woke up, his thoughts drifted back to the night before; specifically his humiliation of Blueblood. He thought that he had done alright with that. The Prince even pissed himself a little! He remembers laughing a little bit too hard, but that was most probably the mead talking.

 It was then that Celestia walked in, but before she could start talking they both realised something, he was naked from the waist down, only wearing a thin loin cloth to hide his Nordic greatsword, if you know what I mean *wink-wink, nudge-nudge*. She then started to back out quickly, but not before taking a quick look from behind her hooves. Outside of the door, she started to apologise.

 “I am so sorry! I did not mean to intrude, I was going to knock but I figured you would still be asleep.” her voice partially muffled by the closed door.

 The Dovahkiin was still partially paralysed from the initial shock, but then quickly regained himself.

 “Do not worry about it, worse things have happened. Remember that story I told you on the way to the campsite?” He began to talk as he made his way out his bed and began to put on his armour.

 “Please do not remind me, I have had enough trouble trying to forget the other stories you’ve told me about already.” He then flashed her another smile, but this one was more goofy than cocky.

 “Princess, it was going to happen eventually, let us just forget it and move on.” He then began to walk on, but she stopped in her tracks, thinking of something witty to say.

 “I will have to remember this occasion, for later tonight.” she then gave him her best pervy smile, and they both began to laugh hysterically.

 “You are really perverted you know. I know you like me, but that was just something else.” He gave out one of the best laughs Celestia had heard for a while, a really deep, booming one.

 “They do not call me ‘Molestia’ for nothing.” She flashed him another one of her “Special” smiles, and they resumed laughing with more vigor.

 “So, what are we going to be doing today?” He asked, before stopping in front of what seemed like the Princess’ personal observatory.

 “We are going to be teaching you magic!” she proclaimed, obviously excited.

 “Two things. One, by ‘We’ I guess you mean you and Luna,” He had a hopeful look in his eyes, as he wanted to spend more time with the Goddess of the moon. “And two, do I need to remind you that I am a Master of Magic, in every form known to Nirn, I can cast spells that others couldn’t cast in their wildest dreams.”, to emphasize the last point he conjured A flame thrall to his side using his most mana draining spell. He then cut its connection to Oblivion and let it fade into nothingness.

 “That may be true, but you have no idea the sort of magic we cast here in Equestria.”

 “Fine, I guess we can both learn from this session, lets go in then.”

 Inside they found Luna in the middle of the room with a book levitating in front of her. When she saw them both she dropped the book and ran up to them, embracing her sister then giving the Dovahkiin a very ‘welcoming’ hug.

 “It is good to see you again Prisoner, did you sleep well?” she asked inquisitively.

 “By putting my head on a pillow and lying there for a good long while.” He and Celestia then burst out laughing for the third time today, but Luna was oblivious to the reason for it. After drying his eyes of tears of laughter, he explained the joke to her but she still didn’t seem to get it.

 “To answer your question in the way you wanted me to, I had a wonderful night Luna, all the more aided by your beautiful sky.” She began to blush at the comment as she had not heard that in a long time.

 “I slept well, it seemed to help knowing that today I could give something back to the person who has done so much for us as of late.” She then gave him a warm smile.

 “What, you mean me? What have I done except drugged Celestia and almost get both of us killed?”

 “You may have drugged me, but you also killed something that could have killed me with ease, you took it on like a plaything and killed it in the most excruciating way possible. You  also dealt with that pain-in-the-flank ‘nephew’ of ours. He really needed a good flank-kicking and you did us one better.” They both looked at him with a sense of respect, acknowledging the things he had done for them.

 “Well, that stuck up prick had it coming for him if you ask me, damn milk-drinker. So how is he doing in hospital anyway?” He wanted to know, not because he was concerned, for all he cared their ‘nephew’ could go and rot, but more for the fact that if their ‘nephew’ got off lightly, he would have to survive another brutal attack.

 “Well, his leg almost had to be amputated, but the doctors got to him in time to save it. He is currently under house-arrest for attacking a foreign dignitary, and he is not allowed out of his bed for 3 months.”

 “Good, but just let me know if he needs another ass-kicking, I would be happy to oblige.” And then came on the cocky smile, which made the Princesses feel more at ease.

 “Alright, are we ready to get started then?” asked the Celestia, already getting the prepared items from her saddlebags.

 “Yes, I do believe we are.” Said the Dovahkiin, wondering what these round metallic balls were for.

 “I want you to lift these with your magic.” She said, pointing to the two spheres.

 “Alrighty then.” He summoned two orange lights to his hands and concentrated on the spheres, it took a fair chunk of his mana reserves, but eventually he was able to lift them off the ground. As he looked back to the Princesses for approval for how he had done, they simply looked on in fascination.

 “So, did I do well?” He asked expectantly.

 “Extremely so. Those balls are supposed to be magic resistant, but you lifted them up with ease.” Luna was now looking intently at his hands, seeing how he channeled so much magic through them.

“Well I wouldn’t say it was easy. The use of significant amounts of magic does not affect me physically, but more mentally. I can cast spells all day, so long as I have a constant supply of Mana. Once that runs dry I have to wait for it to recharge.”

 “Interesting, so you can cast spells with no harm against your body, but only for a limited amount of time.” Celestia was now making the observations, also intently looking at his hands, and so was Luna. The Dovahkiin noticed this but decided to ignore it, it did not really matter.

 “Do you want me to try it again?” he asked, hoping them to say no.

 “Yes, but this time I want you to hold them up for as long as you can.” Luna asked, without taking her eyes off of his hands.

 “.....Okay then.” He was starting to get creeped out by the fact that they wouldn’t take their eyes off his hands.

 He then summoned another pair of orange lights to his hands. He held onto them for as long as he could. He managed to last for 5 minutes before his Mana was depleted. For the entire duration of the session, they couldn’t look away from his hands.

 “Uh, I just need to use the toilet. Do you mind?”

 “Not at all.” Celestia said. “It is just over there.” She pointed to a door to the left.

 As he walked inside he did not go to the toilet as he had said he would. He instead put his ear to the door to see if they would begin to talk about their fascination with his hands. After about 10 seconds the talking commenced.

 “Did you see them, all that power! So muscular! If I could I would just love to feel them!” Luna said, looking up to the ceiling thinking about it.

 “Wait, in what way do you mean ‘feel them’?” She asked, seemingly getting into her sisters’ mindset from looking at him.

 “Come now sister, you know what I mean.” The Princess blushed, trying not to say the words directly.

 “For the sake of the argument, say I do not?” Said Celestia, almost annoyed at the way things were turning out.

 “You have noticed that he is a handsome young man, have you not Celestia?” She asked slyly.

 “Luna, he is not of our world. It is wrong to have such feelings!” She said, with the Dovahkiin almost cringing in her hypocrisy.

 “What? To me, he is no different than a griffin, mule or donkey. They are simply other species, yet you have no qualms about bedding anyone of them! Father knows the amount of times you have!” Said Luna, trying to keep her voice down, while maintaining her tone.

 “Luna, how dare you! He is a guest, it is improper to have such thoughts.” Celestia was obviously aggravated at the responses she was receiving.

 “Come on! It is not like I have not seen you staring at him. That look in your eyes when your sight graces his face does not go unnoticed.” She then stared at her sister, a smile appearing on her face.

 Before things could get even more out of hand, the Dovahkiin stepped out from the bathroom and into the study, trying to look as innocent as possible.

 “Alright girls, I am back! Anything go on while I was in there?” he asked, almost too innocently, luckily neither of the girls noticed.

 “No, nothing was happening.” Luna smiled sweetly at him.

 “Alright then. I was thinking now that you have seen some of my magic, and I already know a lot, maybe I could teach you a few spells of my own?” He asked hesitantly, hopefully they wouldn’t take offence to his insinuating that they lacked knowledge in the forms of magic.

 “Of course not.” They both replied at the same time, creeping the Dovahkiin out even further.

 “Alright then, let me just get out a few tomes then we can get started.” He said clapping his hands together.

 He then went into his inventory that was stuck somewhere in the planes of Oblivion, letting him access it at anytime.

 He conjured forward two tomes, one of Conjuration, and one of Destruction.

 “Luna, I want you to read this tome and try and summon a familiar with it. Seeing as you have a more subtle magic, I think this will suit you just fine. As for you Celestia, I want you to read this tome and try to create a fireball with it. Since you control the Sun and it’s a big ball of fire.” He said this, trying to get the sisters from focusing on their books instead of giving evil looks to each other.

After half an hour of reading, which the Dovahkiin used to try and think of ways to stop the sisters from fighting over him, they both said they were finished. When Luna tried her first spell, she conjured up a very weak bird. The spell only lasted a few seconds. When Celestia tried, she was able to conjure up a fireball so big that they all had to duck for cover.

 After seeing Luna sad about her spell not working well, the Dovahkiin went over to her to try and help. But as he started to guide her hooves using his hands, Luna looked over to her sister and gave her a sly smile and a wink. She turned back to the Dovahkiin, who was now touching her horn with his magic, seeing if he could strengthen it.

 After a while, Celestia had had enough, she called out to the both of them,

 “Luna, Prisoner, Do you not think it is time for dinner?”, already getting up to leave.

 “Why yes, I do believe I am famished. Aren’t you Prisoner?”

 “I could eat.” He said, following Celestia out of the study.

 “Then let us depart.” she said, leading them away.

 “And then, I was like, ‘Bitch, I am the Dovahkiin!’, and then I stabbed him in the face! Ahhh, good times, good times.” He said while reminiscing about a time when he was mugged by a group of ten bandits.

 “What are these ‘Bandits’ you speak of.” asked Luna, with a confused look on her face.

 “You know, people who try to rob you and take everything you have with you, while almost always using swords.”

 “That sounds dreadful, why would someone do such a thing?”, asked Celestia.

 “Wait..., you mean to tell me that I have been living in this place for 10 DAYS, and you mean to tell me there is no banditry? Anywhere?!” The Dovahkiin was shocked, back in Skyrim you could not go a few minutes without Bandits approaching you. To most they are a threat, but to him they are just some short exercise.”

 “Yes! Why would anyone do something as cruel as that!” she was still shocked by his tale.

 “Because Luna, some people are dicks, that is about it really.”, as he said that he pulled out another bottle of mead. He proceeded to pull out another two bottles, handing them to the ladies.

 “To yet another successful day where my life wasn’t threatened!.” He raised his bottle and clinked them with the girls, who then returned the gesture and took a swig for themselves.

 “ACH! This stuff is awful, how can you tolerate it?” Celestia tried a bit and almost spat it out, but Luna was gulping hers down, trying to drink it as fast as possible.

 “But Celeshtia, thish shtuff tashtes great *hic*.” She was obviously drunk, which was surprising seeing as she had only finished her bottle a few seconds ago.

 Not one to be out-done, Celestia downed her own bottle, her face contorting as she went.

 “You are right Luna, *hic*, thish shtuff aint half bad.” Celestia was now almost as plastered as Luna, only making up for it in height.

 “WOW, you two really are lightweights! Come on, lets get you two to bed.” With that he helped both mares up out of their seats and through the large wooden doors, leaving the wait-staff to clean up later.

 As they walked through the halls the Princesses started to talk to each other.

 “Luna, I am sho shorry for what I shaid earlier *hic*, you can have him if you want.” Celestia was almost crying at this point, she was a very emotional drunk.

 “No, No, you desherve him, he was found by you, *hic*, after all.” Luna was also on the verge of tears.

 “Why don’t we let him decide which one of ush he wants to bed.”

 “Great idea, he should be the one to choose!” Luna exclaimed excitedly.

 Before either of them could ask however, the Dovahkiin made it to his door just in time.

 He hurriedly entered the room, before slamming the door he said in a rather rushed tone,

 “Well thank you ladies, tonight has been very insightful, but I must retire now, lest my manly urges get the better of me, good night.” he then proceeded to slam the door and jump on top of his bed, which he then proceeded to strip down and find himself a comfortable spot.

 Later on in the night however, he heard a noise coming from his door. He thought nothing of it and began to fall back to sleep. However, before the peacefulness of the dream world could take him, he heard a strange sound..

 “Hello, lover boy.” Said a very familiar voice

 “HOLY SHIT, BY TALOS’ BEARD YOU SCARED ME LUNA!” He started to shout, but was silenced by a hoof.

 “Why don’t you find a use for that screaming later, it could come in handy.” She then gave him a sly wink.

 “Luna, are you drunk?” He asked, already knowing the answer to his question.

 “Maybe? Why, does that bother you?” she started to push up close to him

 “Luna, please leave before we both do something we’ll regret.”

 “Oh, but I won’t regret a thing.” She then pushed herself on top of him, breathing hard into his neck.

 “Luna, I am giving you one last chance. Get. Off. Of. Me!” He tried to sound as forceful as possible, but to no avail.

 “I am never going to give up. Now hold still!”

 “I am really sorry for this Luna, and please forgive me.” He said, restrained against his bed by magic.

 “Oh, you are going to be sorry alright.” she said as she leaned in for a kiss.

 “FUS RO DAH!” (A/N: COCK BLOCKED. XD) He shouted, smashing Luna against the wall. As he watched his magic release,  he tried bolt for the doors only to see them encased in a blue aura. He would have tried to break them open with his shouts, but his mana needed to recharge and his weapons were in his nightstand.

 “You are not going to get away that easily.” Luna said, enveloping him in a blue light, depositing him on the bed.

 “This time I will not make the same mistake again, I am going to miss your screams of pleasure though.” She then stalked her way towards him slowly.

 When he tried to scream he found he couldn’t. Celestia had probably taught her the same trick to gag his voice thus preventing the use of his shouts. The last thing he could hear before she went over to him was.

 “Don’t worry, I will be gentle.”