
Sweetie mime
Rarity wakes up to the sound of a horn. Her sister trying to get her cutie mark no doubt. It wouldn't be a problem if she did it quietly... IDEA!
Rarity is awoken by the sound of a horn... her imported scoltish fox horn
This is the last time her antics will ruin her days off.
Time for some silence.
Contains slapstick humor, fourth wall breaking, and a little girl crushing
Made for everyone's favorite frowning critic Meeester
Submited to the Make Meeester happy write-off competition- #1~
WARNING!!CONTAINS GRAPHIC PORTRAYLS OF THE ART OF THE PANTOMIME
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Not recommended for coulrophobic, results may vary, you are all on your own for this if you do have a panic attack, do not hate, gesticulate





14370 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read
11 Chapters:
- Wake up and smell the grease paint 2014-02-08 20:39:57 UTC2214
- a day off and strange letters 2014-02-23 20:08:26 UTC1331
- SWEETIE learned LIGHT SCREEN! 2014-03-22 19:26:12 UTC945
- bonus hijinks! Explaining away 2014-03-29 16:46:23 UTC473
- A crusader trapped inside a box, wrapped in a silk scarf, hanging from an invisible rope, inside a tree house or apple bloom falls into a trap 2014-03-29 17:41:37 UTC998
- ponies in invisible glass houses shouldn't throw rocks 2014-04-13 20:46:32 UTC1226
- Real mimes ride chickens, prank pinkies, and travel through time 2014-06-11 18:39:43 UTC1241
- homecoming (No has pun) 2014-06-16 16:29:50 UTC661
- Frozen in her moose tracks 2014-10-06 07:08:34 UTC2020
- Fear the candy mare 2015-03-03 18:04:13 UTC1551
- The evil mailbox of Sugarcube corner 2: Mattie's revenge 2015-03-07 19:13:32 UTC1710