Jason : The Void God of Virals

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‘… Friend, did he just say that I am a god?’

‘So he thinks I am a god of his people. And while yes I am a god, I am not his peoples. So this “Fallen God” character that they worship and I am being mistaken for, who is he? And how do they not know the difference?’

<Unfortunately, Jason, gods aren’t always perfectly happy. There are a few who just can’t take it, the pain of an endless eternity.

A fallen god is a god who has lost the light of life from their eyes. They stop caring anymore. They lose their identities to the dead. When enough time has passed, they just stop … stuck in between life and death. They are unable to die but refuse to live any longer.

At this point they start sleeping, when they “sleep” their mind drifts in the nothingness. Their thoughts are still powerful though and will start drawing the attention of mortals, causing cults as well as psychics to be born.

And finally, after an eon of undeath, they start to cannibalize themselves. But their immortality will not allow death so it saves them through rebirth… in the form of a mortal. Jason. There is a reason that out of all the bronies on your planet Heintz was chosen. We didn’t know which, but we knew he was one… and now you are too. Congratulations, now you can really call yourself a god. Even though you once fell, you now rise through the ashes and proclaim your new existence, Mr. Void god of Virals indeed.>

‘But how did he know? I understood most of what you said, but I don’t get HOW he knew it was me. And are all other gods conniving assholes?’

<It is because when you slept, Jason, you touched the minds of the Snake Men’s greatest Scientists, and they converted their brethren to you. You sent images, prophecies, guidelines, etc. that gave them all they needed to locate your new self. It happens a lot. The birth of Jesus was made from the sleep of the old First, and when he died Jesus was born, and then when Jesus died, First was reborn after 3 days with a refreshed mind.

There are also other forms of this prophetic sleeps. They can affect other worlds for instance, the Greek “gods” were from the sleep of Mytheria’s god, Faust … yes, she is the same Faust that was recently born and creator of mlp … things happen, and gods enjoy messing with these things sometimes.

Anyways, what are you going to do now that you are the god of a species? I mean, you now have a whole species that worships you.>

‘I have an idea. Friend, slow me down cause I’m about to go on a roll.’

“Tell me, Cle’ntg, where are the rest of your kind? I assume you realize that I am the rebirth of your god. So I have decided to spare you of death. Instead, I want you to take a subject of mine to your people.”

“We live under the ground in cities throughout the southwestern Everfree.”

“Vira!!! Bring me one of the Intelligent Evolved Hydras fast!”

“Yes big brother.”

Two dark flashes later, Vira stood with a dull orange scaled man, about 6 foot 9 inches, who had horns along his jaw and said, “For what do you need me my King? Mo- your sister says it involves an intruder in our kingdom.”

“This is Cle’ntg.” Jason said, while gesturing towards the now unbound guest. “You will be accompanying him back to his people and telling them the words of treatise. They see me as their god, so alert them of the relocation to our kingdom here in the Everfree. Also, tell me what your name is so that I can remember you.”

“My name is Jake, sir. And it would be my honor to be a diplomat to his people, are there any more instructions?”

Leaning in close, Jason whispered, “one more, learn everything about the god they think I am and tell me when you return.” Louder, he said, “Now leave.  Oh and Cle’ntg.”

“Yess?”

“Fix your fucking arm already.”

“Oh, yess I ssuposse I shhould do that. Thank you.”

The scaled pair then left the room with Jake leading the way, almost eagerly as a child.

“Come along Vira, we have work to do before the unveil of our kingdom starts in Canterlot.”

7 hours and many orders given for expanding the kingdom as well as speeches tossed later Jason said “remember Vira, keep your wings draconic.” To his sister and “Are you ready Lance?” to the third wheel.

A hydra of green and blue scales with two horns on his head perked up at his words, answering “y-Yes my lord, but are you sure you want me to come. I don’t think I am quite right for this kind of job.”

“Yes you are. Remember, bodyguard is just a title. You are the most intelligent of the hydras; therefore bringing you is good and should positively affect the opinions and rumors that will be made about us. You are the best first impression that my subjects have to offer.”

“Then yes sir, I am ready!” replied Lance earnestly

And with a flash of dull orange, bright black, and a weak blue, the three Evolved disappeared from their mountainous castle. Speeding through the world faster than light towards the city on a mountain half their size, preparing for the responsibility of this event. And hoping that nothing goes wrong at all whatsoever. But then again … what is the worst that can happen?