Jason : The Void God of Virals

Looking down on the gathered crowd of Canterlot nobility, Celestia put on her most loving smile, announcing to the crowd, “Greetings my little ponies, I have gathered you here to witness the birth of a new alliance! Soon arriving is the king of a species unlike any other we know of. This species is quite different from any you have experienced, but please, do not shy away from him or his companions. They call themselves-“

With a mighty crash, Jason, Vira and Lance landed on the ground, cutting of Celestia and leaving small craters. Rising up from their crouched positions, Jason looked around at all of the nobles trying their best to look them in the eye and noticed that the main six were over by a table. “Thanks for the sentiments Celestia, but they are unnecessary. I am Viral King, the king of the Evolved. We come to make peace with you ponies, so don’t fear us. My sister Vira and bodyguard Lance here are willing to answer general questions about our lifestyle, home, and our species.” And with a hop, skip, and flap of his giant wings, Jason landed on the balcony, directly in front of Celestia. Awing the crowd by being many inches taller than her.

Looking down at the gathered ponies whispering softly, Jason asked “Celestia where do we go to make this agreement a legal treaty? Your version of nobility is already boring me. Also, will you be giving me a tour of the castle and the grounds?”

“I unfortunately don’t have the time to escort you through the castle, but I did have some pony else agree to do so. Yes, teleport with me to my throne room. I have it all set out.” Replied Celestia, as they disappeared.

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After an hour of boorish paperwork, the pair were finally finished writing the treaty. “Celestia, we need our co-rulers to finalize this. My sister can get here faster than yours, so you should go get her. I’ll hang back here and wait for you.” Jason said with a boorish look on his face.

“Okay Viral, I'll be back soon.” She said as she left, leaving Jason alone except for the two guards that just stood there staring, and staring, and staring, and staring, and staring, and staring, and staring and staring, and staring, and staring, and staring, and staring, and staring, and staring, and staring, and staring …

Walking up to one of the guards, with a chair in his hand, he sat down in front of him and looked him straight in the eye. “PSSTT!” he whispered/hissed.

No response came.

He waved his hand in front of the stallions face.

Still no response.

Digging deep into his unlimited pool of random thought generating ideas, {a.k.a. pranking memories of all consumed.} he got it.

‘Don’t worry Friend I got this.’

‘Shut it Friend, I’ma do it cause I want to do it.’

He sent some biomass from his feet, like a puddle of blood, creeping forwards while sticking to itself in an endless wave of strands sticking, pulling, tearing, combining, stitching, and merging together. (Imagine like what the symbiotic stuff from Spiderman does, but with biomass.) It reached the wall behind the guard and crept up, careful not to touch the guard while Jason is still distracting him. When it reached the height of the guard’s head, it extended from the wall, growing into a flowery shape. It started to expand and when it was almost to his ear it opened its “petals”. Reaching even closer, almost touching him, it expanded even larger. Now almost the size of a baseball. It suddenly let loose a loud noise, which sounded like an air horn, directly inside his ear.

Unfazed, the guard looked at Jason and said, “Sir, if you could not, that would be great” while returning to his original position of staring, and staring, and staring, and staring, and staring …

“Well you’re no fun at all.”

No response.

Returning his chair and himself to their respectively proper places, he decided to contact Vira.

‘Vira, how’s it going over there?’

‘These noble ponies are really annoying. Can I use one of them as a new toy? Please master?’

‘Nope, but you can come over to where I am now.’

In an instantaneous flash of darkness, she appeared next to him and gave him a hug saying a thousand thanks. (Not literally)

Suddenly two more flashes appeared in the room, one was gold and the other silvery, grayish, darkish, moony color. And along with them came a regal Celestia and a slightly ill tempered Luna.

“Sister, why doth we need to be awoken during the day? We doth require rest, we have not the energy thou doth.” Asked an irate Luna.

“You need to sign a treaty with the kingdom of Everfree sister; we are co-rulers so you have to co rule with me.” Celestia responded patronizingly, as if Luna were little, which earned her a stink eye from Luna.

“Thou art jesting sister. We know that no kingdom lies in the Everfree. What sort of prank doth thou conjure, for thy own amusement, upon us.” She said.

“Luna, you are being silly. There are no pranks being played on you.” Celestia said truthfully.

“Then tell us who commands the Everfree. If thou dost say truth, where is its monarch?”

Jason had been walking towards them for a while now, but Luna was unable to see him due to her back being turned towards him as she had her stunning one-sided argument with her bright sister. He was right behind Luna as she said it and decided he should give her a demonstration.

He made his body grow 3 feet larger and his hair 1 foot longer with some red streaks being added in. He then allowed his teeth to fully sharpen and his scales to widen into an exoskeleton while scales of red carved designs across it in tribal patterns. His snout extended a little bit and his wings became bladed. His tail grew 4 feet, making it 11 feet long and it grew a claw on its end. His horns changed and created a bone crown that had three lightning shaped protrusions.

When his transformation was complete, he tapped Luna on the shoulder with his clawed tail. When she turned around he crossed his arms, amplified his voice, put on his most confident smirk, and said, “I am the king of the Everfree, do you dare doubt me. “