Jason : The Void God of Virals

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“YOU WHORSE!!!!!!!”

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Upon Jason’s arrival he noticed something.

‘Fuck! It’s cold!’

Then he realized he made no sound while screaming that.

Not to mention that he could feel absolutely no weight on his body.

Opening his eyes he suddenly found another thing to add to his confusion. The ground was white. Looking up he smiled. ‘ UHH. Houston! I have a problem!

HAHAHAHHAHA!

Anyways, Friend, would you like to hear a funny joke?’

‘Too bad.

Did you know that in soviet equestria, the moon banishes you?’

‘It was too funny. But you’re right; I do need to sort this out.’

In an orange flash, the lunar princess arrived on her charge once more. ‘Hello little moon.’ Mocked the still larger than normal Jason. ‘ I hope you don’t treat all of your foreign dignitaries this rudely because quite frankly you would have killed any other ambassador from a weaker species than mine. But since you aren’t caught up with modern protocol I will forgive this slight on me this ONCE.’

Turning around and actually looking at Luna, Jason realized something, again.

She wasn’t conscious … and had some blood around her floating in zero G … ‘well shit, FRIEND! HOW DO I FIX HER!! ?’

Following those instructions he shifted to base form while teleporting to Luna’s floating body. He then brought them both to the throne room while applying mouth to mouth with pure oxygen from his stored biomass.

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They arrived just as a contingent of guards ran out of the doors in search of them.

Friend mentioned noticing the restrained Vira who had just calmed upon seeing him safe.

Sighing, Jason checked her breathing and healed her wounds with biomass and magic. Turning around he looked at a sweating Celestia saying, “I think this went a little too far.”

“I think that I agree with that thought.” She responded.

Tapping on Luna’s head, Jason woke her up. “I think apologies are in order Luna.”

She cleared her head and looked at him saying, “Thou first.” And then she turned her head.

“I am sorry.”

“We are too.” She finished.

“Start over?” he asked sweetly.

“We are Princess Luna, ruler of the night and keeper of dreams.” She said while bowing to him.

“I am Viral King, king of the Evolved and ruler of the Everfree forest. I was hoping to sign a treaty with Equestria. All we need is your signature and it will be official.” He said while walking towards the drawn up contract.

Luna followed stating she must read it first.

Upon reading the document she looked at Jason saying, “Thou art serious? We will be required to do anything thy wish, hand over our ponies, and allow you access to Discord. All of this in exchange for just the protection of a fledgling nation? Surely this is a jest.”

“Do not insult the power of my people Luna, any one of us can take any other species on in a 10 to 1 battle without a single scratch on us in the end. Not to mention we leave nothing behind, ever. And we will be providing cures for all diseases and viruses known to ponies. Also, in the end, all of this is going towards saving the world. Does it still seem like a jest to you!?”

“It does not. But what does this part about a ‘blessing’ mean?”

“It is what allows me to make cures for anything and adapt to even the vacuum of space.” He said while giving her a dirty look.

“Then how will thou be administering it to the ponies we send you? Is it not a part of thou?”

“It is contagious, Luna. It is a truly wonderful thing though. Nothing to fear.”

“Okay then.” She said hesitantly. “I’ll sign it.” Then she signed the paper, binding the fate of their nations together from that day foreword.