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Scootaloo Dies a Bunch

by alexmagnet
Scootaloo has some extraordinarily bad luck, which is unfortunate for her since it means she's going to die... a lot.

Scootaloo may just be the world's most unfortunate filly. She gets the short stick on everything. Of course, it just so happens that that short stick will always entail dying. It's a good thing she doesn't seem to notice that she dies a lot, otherwise things might start to get a bit complicated.

Short vignettes which reimagine each episode of MLP such that Scootaloo dies in increasingly spectacular and insignificant ways. Updates twice a week, every Tuesday and Friday.

Teen
Incomplete
Comedy
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
 
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51670 words: Estimated about 4 hours to read
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53 Chapters:

  1. Orange Lightning (Friendship is Magic Pt. 1) 2014-02-20 20:07:07 UTC
    597
  2. Chariots of Flower (Friendship is Magic Pt. 2) 2014-02-20 20:07:41 UTC
    513
  3. Some Like it Dead (Ticket Master) 2014-02-20 20:08:23 UTC
    714
  4. Good Will Bucking (Applebuck Season) 2014-02-20 20:09:03 UTC
    522
  5. Top Douche (Griffon The Brush-Off) 2014-02-20 20:09:37 UTC
    683
  6. North by Northdeath (Boast Busters) 2014-02-21 05:37:58 UTC
    685
  7. Reign of Ire (Dragonshy) 2014-02-25 21:38:47 UTC
    925
  8. The Bridge Over the River Die (Look Before You Sleep) 2014-03-01 22:41:48 UTC
    904
  9. It's a Wonderful Death (Bridle Gossip) 2014-03-04 22:43:02 UTC
    976
  10. Wicker 'Loo (Swarm of the Century) 2014-03-08 06:37:26 UTC
    762
  11. Les Scootérables (Winter Wrap Up) 2014-03-12 04:41:43 UTC
    1063
  12. I Scoot on Your Grave (Call of the Cutie) 2014-03-15 01:03:27 UTC
    920
  13. Run, Scootaloo, Run (Fall Weather Friends) 2014-03-19 02:28:30 UTC
    943
  14. The Devil Wears Nada (Suited For Success) 2014-03-22 18:31:51 UTC
    958
  15. Big Trouble in Little Ponyville (Feeling Pinkie Keen) 2014-03-26 03:31:18 UTC
    963
  16. No Country for Young Ponies (Sonic Rainboom) 2014-03-29 04:14:30 UTC
    971
  17. Scootaloo Dies at the End (Stare Master) 2014-04-01 19:09:34 UTC
    1050
  18. Das Scoot (Show Stoppers) 2014-04-04 18:16:18 UTC
    796
  19. Reservoir (Diamond) Dogs (A Dog and Pony Show) 2014-04-09 01:10:55 UTC
    817
  20. Residential Evil (Green Isn't Your Color) 2014-04-11 20:33:23 UTC
    813
  21. The Good, The Bad, and The Dead (Over a Barrel) 2014-04-16 05:43:04 UTC
    978
  22. The Death Promised in Our Early Days (A Bird in the Hoof) 2014-04-19 03:15:29 UTC
    862
  23. Equestrian Graffiti (Cutie Mark Chronicles) 2014-04-22 21:14:30 UTC
    823
  24. The Hitchhiker's Guide to Dying (Owl's Well That Ends Well) 2014-04-26 04:47:24 UTC
    892
  25. Equestrian Gangster (Party of One) 2014-04-29 22:46:49 UTC
    651
  26. The Sound of Dying (Best Night Ever) 2014-05-02 22:59:36 UTC
    2021
  27. Scootaloo's Labyrinth Pt. 1 (The Return of Harmony Pt. 1) 2014-05-06 22:53:27 UTC
    986
  28. Scootaloo's Labyrinth Pt. 2 (The Return of Harmony Pt. 2) 2014-05-09 01:46:39 UTC
    942
  29. Silence of the Scoots (Lesson Zero) 2014-05-14 02:01:59 UTC
    915
  30. Close Encounters of the Lunar Kind (Luna Eclipsed) 2014-05-16 22:50:27 UTC
    730
  31. The Apparent Trap (Sisterhooves Social) 2014-05-21 01:38:42 UTC
    885
  32. Thundercolt and Lighthoof (The Cutie Pox) 2014-05-24 06:12:25 UTC
    904
  33. Days of Blunder (May the Best Pet Win) 2014-05-28 19:14:43 UTC
    882
  34. The Pray After Tomorrow (The Mysterious Mare-Do-Well) 2014-05-31 01:35:01 UTC
    961
  35. Scoot/Off (Sweet and Elite) 2014-06-03 22:15:46 UTC
    966
  36. Scoothra vs. Spikezilla (Secret of My Excess) 2014-06-07 23:50:24 UTC
    939
  37. Scootgarry Scoot Ross (Hearth's Warming Eve) 2014-06-11 18:52:22 UTC
    973
  38. The Royal Apfelbaums (Family Appreciation Day) 2014-06-14 03:50:15 UTC
    934
  39. Three Fillies and a Baby (Baby Cakes) 2014-06-21 18:56:25 UTC
    939
  40. Made in Dodgenham (The Last Roundup) 2014-06-21 18:56:45 UTC
    928
  41. Soylent Cider (Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000) 2014-07-03 02:08:31 UTC
    661
  42. Scootaloo and the Boredom of the Crystal Dull (Read It and Weep) 2014-07-03 02:08:45 UTC
    677
  43. Foals Who Chase Lost Rainbows (Hearts and Hooves Day) 2014-07-03 02:08:55 UTC
    906
  44. Pink Side Story (A Friend in Deed) 2014-07-19 19:45:05 UTC
    2046
  45. Lose Lose (Putting Your Hoof Down) 2014-07-28 16:33:48 UTC
    970
  46. It Happened One Day (It's About Time) 2014-07-29 05:46:17 UTC
    961
  47. Bludgeons and Dragons (Dragon Quest) 2014-08-06 19:26:42 UTC
    887
  48. My Beautiful Lament (Hurricane Fluttershy) 2014-08-06 19:27:50 UTC
    825
  49. The Postmare Always Dies Twice (Ponyville Confidential) 2014-08-07 01:36:19 UTC
    917
  50. Scoota Punch (MMMystery on the Friendship Express) 2014-08-09 01:35:57 UTC
    993
  51. Army of Snarkness Pt. 1 (A Canterlot Wedding Pt. 1) 2014-08-17 01:16:23 UTC
    2034
  52. Army of Snarkness Pt. 2 (A Canterlot Wedding Pt. 2) 2017-11-25 18:00:35 UTC
    3014
  53. The Empire Strikes Scootaloo Back (The Crystal Empire, Part 1) 2017-12-09 05:18:11 UTC
    1093