The Replacement Letters

Dear Princess Celestia

You are the craziest princess ever. You straight up told me 'you're wrong' then after I cleaned up YOUR mess with YOUR sister, you tell me 'I never said you were wrong' MAKE UP YOUR STINKIN' MIND!

I'm done with you. I'm staying here in Ponyville with REAL friends. I have officially dropped out of your stupid school for stupid unicorns.

Twilight Sparkle

PS: If Luna turns back into Nightmare Moon, don't come galloping to me; or for that matter if a long gone empire returns, or if you want to turn me into an alicorn, or if Discord comes back. BYE! I'M FREE!!