The Replacement Letters

Dear Celestia

Today was the worst day of my life. If this is your idea of a joke then I better tell you that I'm NOT laughing. THE ENTIRE TOWN CHASED AFTER ME FOR THOSE CRAZY TICKETS! THE ENTIRE TOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was chased by the entire town all day, so I'm sending these two horrors you dare call tickets. And don't even THINK about trying to suck up to me with more tickets. It's not like you ever invited me before (YOUR OWN 'FAITHFUL  STUDENT'!!!!!!)

Sincerely: Twilight Sparkle

PS: Queen it up! You're NOT a princess you're a queen. Deal with it.