The Replacement Letters

Dear Celestia

Why can't the planet's axis make winter and spring? That would be convenient like nopony's beeswax. Spike says that the 'proper' way is with unicorn power, but the 'proper' way is with the planet's axis.

I learned that I'm the boss of the world...WHAT AM I SAYING!? I'm just the average run-of-the-mill unicorn. So all I learned is that this town would be nothing without me.

Twilight Sparkle

PS: I let Spike catch a cold by not waking him up before the ice he was standing on melted, and made him fall in the lake.