The Replacement Letters

Dear Celestia The Goon

Okay 'princess', what gives? You're what, 2000 years old; and you do not know about Parasprites? Those monsters are NOT cute, they're pests. In fact, if I ever see anymore I'll roast them with fire.

Pinkie Pie actually tried to 'help', and though her tactic worked it kept us from getting rid of those nasty little bugs sooner. So those monsters literally ate all of Ponyville out of house and home. Good thing when I used my powers to make them stop eating the food, they ate the buildings and not the Ponies.

Twilight Sparkle who is rather disappointed in you princess.

PS: Use a large marching band to get rid of those things.