The Replacement Letters

Dear Celestia

You are quite a rebel aren't you? Nice.

Why didn't you just SAY that you wanted us to trash the party? We'd have Pinkie Pie bring her party cannon then and fill it full of paint and she'd shoot it at a wall and write 'Celestia's cutie mark is a tattoo' on it. There, now I'M a rebel too.

How can Blueblood be your nephew? I don't see the family resemblance, he hasn't any wings.

Twilight Sparkle