The Replacement Letters

Dear Princess

We did it, we stopped Discord. Now what about our pay? You can't possibly expect us to save Equestria for free. That will be 10,000 bits for each of us.

I guess I'm not as smart as I thought; Discord flat out told me where the elements were and I thought they were in the maze. That riddle was easier than it is for Rarity to get my dumb dragon to slave for her. My friends were grey and not acting like themselves and I didn't know they were discorded; how could I have not known?

Why didn't you just chuck that monster on the sun? He's too dangerous!

Also: Spike is the new Rainbow Dash because the old Rainbow Dash is stinky; and Rarity thought a boulder was a giant diamond courtesy of Discord.

Twilight Sparkle

PS: Are you going to twist Discord's head to his right?