The Replacement Letters

Dear Celestia

You're wicked little sister came to town and scared the hay out of the villagers by threatening to feast on them. She also even made a swarm of spiders attack the townsponies. Is Luna crazy or something? I understand that she's been on the moon with no air no food or water; but attacking the whole town with spiders? I think you need to have a word with Luna before she causes a famine or causes the moon to fall to the earth and destroy us all. Luna has already struck my friend Rainbow Dash with lightning.

Twilight Sparkle

PS: Nightmare Night is a stupid holiday, it should be canceled before somepony gets killed by a 'harmless prank'.