The Replacement Letters

Dear Celestia

My sister Sweaty Belle is a spoiled brat; she cleaned my room, drew me a picture washed my sweater, she dared to want to hang out with me, she liquified some toast toast (how bad a cook can she possibly be) made me get mud all over me, and got bullied by me.

My mother wears pants, I guess it's HER who wears the pants in the family.

The sheep at Sweet Apple Acres can talk; does that mean AJ has slaves? Or the cows and goats for that matter.

Sincerely Rarity