The Replacement Letters

Dear Celestia

My friend Applejack learned that being a stinkin' workaholic that won't accept help will get her in big doo doo trouble. She caused a stampede of crazy rabbits, poisoned many ponies (including my friend Pinkie Pie), and launched Rainbow Dash with a catapult onto my balcony. But enough about that boob AJ, lets talk about my silly lizard Spike; he apparently likes to eat worms, so from now on that's all the spoiled little brat ever gets to eat.

Twilight Sparkle.

PS: You stink.