The Replacement Letters

Dear Celestia

Today I destroyed Ponyville because I wanted a bunch of useless garbage such as a broom. Do I get tough guy points for defeating the Wonderbolts in battle? What wimps; they couldn't beat a barn in battle.

WHAT SPIKE WAAAAANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPIKE GEEEEEEEEEETS!!!!!!!!! AND I WANT TO BE KING!!!!!!!!

So get lost Celestia

Spike The Dragon

PS: It's Cheerilee's fault I destroyed Ponyville.