The Replacement Letters

Dear Celestia

I tried to make friends with the upperclass of Canterlot; but my stupid Ponyville friends came and ruined everything. I may be the element of generosity, but I'm not the element of loyalty; so why should I stick with a bunch of dirty country ponies like THEM? I'm just glad Fancy Pants is so understanding of where I come from.

Ponyville drools and Canterlot rules.

Rarity

PS: Why would YOU be caught dead around such uncouth worker ponies?