The Replacement Letters

Dear Celestia

I'm a nutty mare who can't make friends but managed to make friends with the entire town somehow. I guess what I learned is that when at first you don't succeed hurt, torture and vandalize ponies' property and privacy again; since the best way to make friends to to NOT be a friend.

Pinkie Pie

PS: Maybe I can start rummaging through the castle in the Everfree and find of really embarrassing pictures of you and luna and give them out so everypony can see them.