The Replacement Letters

Dear Celestia

I found yours and Luna's diary. Spike crashed into a statue of your old stallion.

That crazy little sister of yours said she didn't know what fun was, and yet it appears you two had a ball back in the day; what with all these secret passageways. I must have hit Luna with the elements harder than I thought.

Anyway, that overly paranoid friend of mine (Fluttershy) is afraid of star spiders. Those silly things have been crawling all over my silly lizard all day.

I actually approve of restoring the castle; then maybe ponies can get over the ol' "ALL ON THEIR OWN" paranoia. NATURE IS SUPPOSED TO RUN BY ITSELF!

Twilight Sparkle

PS: Can't we just bust open that case-thing with a giant mallet? And Nightmare Moon still lives. She's in the castle. She says to tell you "BEWARE I LIVE!", "RUN RUN RUN!", "BEWARE COWARD!", "RUN COWARD!" and "ROOOAAR!"