The Replacement Letters

Dear Celestia

My friends and I just stalked a mare named Daring Do AK-47 AK Yearling, because Rainbow Dash is such a fangirl.

We had to fight an enemy Rainbow Dash couldn't fight against to save her life (almost literally); she is a black belt in karate, charged after Nightmare Moon, fought Starscream, bucked a dragon in the face, withstood against an army of changelings; but a dog with a hand for a tail? Nope, it was like the time RD was attacked by Fluttershy's fleabags.

Twilight Sparkle