The Replacement Letters

Dear Celestia

SWEET MOTHER OF HOLY THUDGE! THIS from a mare who chucked cake at Prince Blublood? Rarity tried to be me to impress a loser named Trenderhoof.

Then again, Rarity handled herself better than another pony I know named Starlight; and I sure was hay did a better job than my big brother did.

Applejack