The Replacement Letters

Dear Celestia

I'm willing to do aerobics in front of 500,000 ponies, but am unwilling to sing in front of 50 ponies because I have stage fright. Am I fickle, or am I stupid, or am I not willing to do aerobics in front of 500,000 ponies either despite what I did when trying to qualify for the Equestrian Games? And it's not like I haven't song in front of large crowds before.

I think Pinkie is a fake Pinkie, the real Pinkie might be in the Mirror Pool. 'Pinkie' was mean to me, as opposed to only wanting a smile smile smile from me.

Big Mac had a sore throat and the 'cure' took a few days to work; does this mean Zecora is a phony? That's how long it takes for a sore throat to heal naturally. Zecora has a potion that can fix a chipped tooth, but none to heal a sore throat?

Flutterguy

PS: I was nice, now it's time for Rarity to take the poison joke and become a poodle again. She owes me.