78. Double Rainboom

Dear Celestia

Today I nuked Ponyville because I'm stupid enough to drink something that could end up being sulfuric acid as far as I know. If you're too stupid to know what 'nuked' means, it means that I destroyed everyponies' homes in this dumpy town.

Maybe next on my list I can blow Canterlot up because it's bucking stupid.

I learned not a bucking thing, just that stealing is wrong which I already knew but did anyway.

Rainbow Dash