79. Maud Pie

Dear Celestia

I discovered that Rock Farms make actual rocks into rock candy. Yuck.

Anyway, my sister Inkie Blinkie Stinky Maud came for a visit today, and I think she and I have issues;this mare has a pet rock (just like when Rarity had a pet rock named Tom) and she doesn't like candy. What weirdo doesn't like candy? I guess I should get a broomstick and force feed her candy. She'll eat my candy rather she likes it or not.

I almost got squished by a boulder and my annoying sister saved me instead of the (in quote) fastest flyer in all of Equestria, or an alicorn who can teleport. Some friends I have.

Pinkie Pie

PS: The way my sister obsesses over rocks, you'd think she'd be a rockstar or something.