The Replacement Letters

Dear Celestia

I can't believe it, I just CAN'T believe it! My friends actually believed Zecora was evil; and why? Because she's not a pony. They even used my powers as an excuse to believe in curses, since I have a weird habit of calling it 'magic', but the truth is it's science. Get radiation here, and a horn that absorb it there; then voila, unicorn powers.

They aren't scared (or ever were) of Spike the DRAGON.

They said the Everfree Forest is not natural because Fluttershy isn't spoiling the local fauna like those pests she dares to call animals in Ponyville. I swear, if all animals were taken care of, like that piece of hasenpfeffer Angel (her pet bunny) we'd have problems like those animals trying to eat their caretaker because those animals are just plain spoiled. Is it really a good idea to not have nature work itself (like I'm sure it did before ponies came to Equestria; according to the hearth's warming eve play). It would be convenient and normal. SO QUIT RAISING THE SUN AND LET GRAVITY DO IT'S JOB!!!!!!!!!

Twilight Sparkle

PS: When will a zony show up in town?