Merciful Beats

Bum budum bum bum wub wub. Wait wub wub? That sound is new. I wonder what it means. Why did it change? Ugh, will I ever find out? I wake up. I am laying in a bed that was meant for a queen. Laying next to me is a unicorn with the grace of one. Rarity, I wonder where she got that name. I yawn and get up, my hair feels greasy. Ew. Do ponies have baths and showers? I really dont wanna wake up Rarity but it looks like I have to. I shake her gently. Rarity opens her eyes and flicks her tail. She lets out a gentle hmm. Wow. She woke up like a queen to, all mannerly like.

"Hey um do you have a shower?" She nodded and gestured to a door on the other side of her room. I thank her and grab a plain white T-shirt and some blue jeans along with a pair of boxers and socks.

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I am in the bathroom, everything is a bit short for me so I decide to take a bath instead of a shower. I turn the nob labeled hot then the other labeled cold. I strip of my clothes and throw them against the door. I put my hand under the stream of water. Warm water, perfect. I put the plug in the tub and allow it to fill up. I needed to take a relaxing bath but looking around I could see Rarity likes a truly peaceful bath. She had scented candles around the bathroom. She must have a busy life. I shrugged at my own thoughts and stepped into the tub and lay there. I turn off the water and look around for soap and shampoo. Oh look, fancy stuff. What a surprise. I smirk at myself and get to it.

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I left the shower feeling refreshed and clean. Rarity was up and about, she was no longer on the bed. I had my dirty clothes in my hands. Hm, I wonder if they have washer and drier machines. Rarity walked into the room. She froze her eyes never leaving me. What the hell was she staring at? She looks only at my face. No. My hair. I reach up and touch my hair. Soft. It has never been this soft, theres even a curl...no there are many curls in my hair.

"Mirror NOW!" She wasn't moving, I ran to her vanity dropping my dirty clothes I then looked into my reflection. Oh. Fuck. This. My hair was waved if the front giving it a mice flow, the top of my head was slightly wavy, and even the sides of my head now had nice smooth shiny hair instead of my normal flat scratchy hair. Wow I looked as if I just came out of a movie.  Rarity continued to stare at me. "I'm gonna try to put my hair back to norma-" a loud scream, came directly from Rarity.

"DONT YOU DARE!" I was laid out, put right onto my back with the white unicorn on top of me. Rarity began to move up rather sexually, she had a seduced look upon her face, she went up to my face. Oh god she is gonna kiss me. I closed my eues and quivered a bit only to feel a poking and prodding against my hair.

"How could you ruin this amazing style? This beautiful look? Its luscious shine!" I laughed a bit, one to think a pony would kiss e what the hell was I thinking, two she really..really loves style..finally this was pretty funny all in itself. I nudged her off of me but damn did she stick to me.

"Uh, I gotta go."

"Where?" She seemed as if she wanted to follow me.

"To Twilight's...if I can get lucky a certain mare could guide me there." I flicked my hair to the side and looked down at Rarity, O was rewarded with a sharp gasp.

"S-sure follow me."

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We were on our way to Twilights home, the walk wasn't easy..probably cause I had a pony attached to my leg the whole time. She didn't lead the way she was more like a needy GPS system. Take a left here, keep walking straight, go right here. Ugh that was annoying. She told me to stop at a tree...but it wasn't just a tree, it had windows and a door. Did Twilight really live here? A tree carved out from the inside. Wow. I knocked at the door.

"Coming!" I heard a bunch of hoof steps and a couple of things being knocked over. Twilight opened the door and looked at me, then at the white unicorn attached to my leg, then back at me. She did this many times until I spoke.

"She likes my hair." I told Twilight.

"Oh." Is all that she could manage out.

"I am here for some information." Her eyes lit up and she pulled me inside along with Rarity. The inside of the tree...was a fucking library. Oh the irony, actually I wonder if some of these books were made from this very tree. Anyways thats not important. "I need to know where to get a job and how the money works here, after yesterday with Rarity, she made me realize I need some way to keep myself steady right?" And like that the lecture began. Thankfully she didn't drag it on for to long. About ten minutes later she was done explaining how money worked. "So basically a lot like where I came from." I could only remember so much about my planet though. I can remember the basics like rules and basic morals...but I cant remember to much about my own life. If only I could remember. Bum budum bum bum wub wub.

"So any ideas where I can get a job?" The vice grip that had been locked on my leg then spoke.

"Oh! I could always use help around my boutique!" Rarity was using some sort of whiny voice..sounded a lot more like begging then asking.

"Hey Applejack needs some help with the farm, she might not want to admit it but she really needs it." Hmm. Hard work...like a true mans work. I perk up at my own thoughts,

"Oh no you cant send him to work in that...that..that." She couldn't even finish her sentence. I gave her a questioning look. "It would ruin his hair! He would sweat and he would be all dirty!" I laughed at her,

"Don't worry I can always bathe. Plus I think it is more of my choice, I think I sill give her farm a shot." The face Rarity gave me looks as if I destroyed one of her favorite dresses.

"Fine."

"Good I will tell her you are coming!" Twilight used her horn to levitate a quill and a scroll but stopped and put them away. "I forgot spike wasn't here."

"Who's spike?"

"My baby dragon." She replied as if it was nothing. Wut.

"You never mentioned anything about dragons!"

"It slipped my mind, its nothing big relax ok lets all go to Applejacks farm." I nodded but Rarity seemed anxious.

"Uh, I got to get back to my boutique." She finally released my leg. Tingly, heh it went numb..and PINS AMD NEEDLES AH! I gripped my leg and wiggled my toes, shook my foot anything to get blood back into it.

"Are you that excited Anon?" Twilight looked at me with her big eyes.

"Yeah!" I half lied to her. I was excited to go to work, but not enough to dance like an idiot.

"Then lets go!" We both left to Applejacks farm.