Merciful Beats

Bum Budum Bum Bum, there it is again that beat. I wake up.

I take a moment, I move my legs a bit. Yup still got my boxers on. I yawn and feel a weight upon my chest and warmth that wasn't from my own body, I look at the source. Oh look Fluttershy must have moved up to my chest. I stifle my laugh and pet her lightly running my fingers through her mane. Her soft whispering pink mane. I scratch behind her ears and her hoof raises and drops right onto my crotch causing me to cry out in pain.

"FUCKING HELL MY HMMMF." I silenced myself at the end due to a panicked Fluttershy freaking out on top of me, she jumped down.

"Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry I didn't mean to!" I cut her off with a hand on her back.

"Its ok." I managed to push out those words from behind my clenched teeth.

"Uh what do I do?!"

"I-Ice would be perfect!" She left the room quickly.

"Fuck this hurts!" I proceeded to hold my crotch and jump up and down like a mad man dancing. She kicked me right in my god damned sack! It wasn't her fault though. The door swung open, Fluttershy had a bag of ice clenched between her teeth. She dropped the bag into my ever waiting hand, I shoved the ice into my boxers and pressed it against my throbbing crotch. Fuck that feels better, I let out an audible. "Ahh."

"Are you ok?" Fluttershy looked at me with worry but I just smiled and laughed.

"Dont worry about it, just pain it will go away." There was a knock at the door.

"Oh that must the girls!" Fluttershy seemed excited as she left the room and answered the door.

"Is the alien in here?" That was the cyan pegasus named Rainbow Dash.

"He is our friend be nice!" The purple unicorn Twilight.

"How in tarnation can he be my friend, I havent even met the feller'." An unfamiliar voice. Heavy southern accent. Heh they have a southern here?

"Well duh Applejack, everypony can be our friends!" A higher pitched voice, very happy excited..and loud. Hmm she seems nice but a bit to..

"A bit to assertive!?" HOLY SHIT SHE WAS IN FRONT OF ME! I jumped back and fell onto the ground.

"H-how did you do that?!" I asked the pink pony, her hair was puffed up, her coat screamed with its bright shade of pink, unlike Fluttershy's calming pink hair Pinkiepie's hair shouted...

"PARTY!" Ok how the fuck is she doing this.

"It is best not to think about it Anon she...well she is PinkiePie." Twilight walked next to her and laughed at me once she spotted my terrified face.

"Oh ok then, well hi there Pinkiepie."

"Call me Pinkie, all my friends do!" She seemed to vibrate from her own excitement.

"Ok then Pinkie." I gave her a smile and she gave me a hug. Ouch I grunted a bit and she let go.

"Sorry!"

"Nothing to worry about." I laughed a bit to reassure her.

"Now Pinkie don't go hurting the alien." The cyan pegasus came into the room. She looked down at me and instantly broke down into a laughing fit. "Pfft haahaha!"

"Ya'll don't go hurtin his feelins, I'm Applejack." She offered me her hoof but I shook my head at her. She was an orange pony with the most adorable freckles, and the most southern cowgirl hat upon her head stood next to the cyan pegasus who was trying to catch her own breath.

"Oh don't worry Im not exactly offended easily." I stand up and notice my manhood began to freeze. "Ah-ah c-cold!" I swatted at my crotch forcing the ice out of one of my boxer's leg holes. The ice fell on the ground and seemed to attract the five ponies looks. They looked down at it then back at me. "I had a problem..just don't ask." They nodded.

"So we gonna have a welcome to our planet party or what!" Pinkie began to jump up and down.

"Not yet Pinkie he still hasn't gotten used to this place yet, plus he hasn't met rarity yet, speaking of that lets go to her boutique, she must be busy." Twilight looked over at me.

"Alright but first let me get my clothes on." I turned and began to pick up my clothes. There ponies they wouldn't understand why I wear clothes. But still a bit awkward having to dress in front of them, they were all eying me down as I put on my clothes. All the way down to my shirt there eyes followed my every movement. "Ok I'm ready!"

"Oh rarity is gonna enjoy this feller." The orange pony looked at me as she spoke.

"What do you mean?" I am pretty confused. Why would she be interested in me already?

"She owns a boutique and you usually wear clothes...soo yup." She gave me a devilish grin.

"No! Nononono! I am not going to play dress up with you ponies."

"Trust me Anon you aint got a choice." As if, the day I play dress up is the day hell freezes over.

"Oh stop it you two lets just go." Twilight headed out the door and we all followed.

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After about twenty stare downs from random ponies and half a mile later I stood in front of a boutique with many dresses displayed in the window. Looks like whoever lived her was pretty damn fancy. Pinkie left and so did Rainbow Dash. Pinkie said something about her Pinkie sense and the twins, Rainbow said this was just to boring for her. So it was just Twilight, Applejack Fluttershy and I. Twilight knocked at the door.

"Just a minuuuute." Said a sing-song voice from the other side of the door. A couple of seconds later and the door gently opened. A white coated unicorn stood at the other side of the door, her mane was a deep purple with the most luscious twirl in it causing it to bob at the end a bit.

"Hi Rarity, this is Anon."

"Hello Anon." She waved at me, her voice was more matured than the other ponies, language and tone.

"Hey Miss.."

"Rarity, just Rarity..come in come in, you look like you have a fashion sense." She opened the door wider and gestured us inside. Applejack lingered behind us, as if she didn't want to come inside.

"Hey Applejack you ok?" I walked back to her, she sighed.

"Ah just don't like of this fancy girly stuff." She was uncomfortable here, I put my hand on her back and patted her a bit.

"Relax I don't like fruity stuff either but I am here sooo, we can get through this together." I took my hand off of her and she looked up at me and gave me a nice smile.

"Well at least Ah know ah aint the dress pony today." She gave me a gentle punch with her hoof.

"Come on Anon I have been working all day and night since yesterday!" And just like that, I was yanked into a dressing room.

"Working on what? Why yesterday?" I was slightly panicking.

"Remember yesterday how you explained your planet to me and how you humans always wear clothes. Well I noticed you only had the clothes on your back, so I told Rarity about you...I drew a picture of you for her so she could get a general understanding of how to make you some clothes.." Twilight got all of that...just from me talking to her yesterday...fuck was she smart, and kind but damn is this dress up shit gonna get boring real fast. "Oh and I showed her all of your clothes so she could make clothes similar to each of your garments." Wait..she did what. I shivered a bit at the thought of Twilight staring at me in my sleep and staring at my clothes. Back home we had a name for a person like that. Stalker.

"Yes! Now try on all of your brand mew clothes!" A pile of clothes were thrown over the door landing on me. I looked around. Ok not that much. Then darkness!

"Ah! What in the fuck! What happened!?" I was surrounded by darkness and clothes..Oh. Fuck. Me. I realize that the darkness was clothes...dear god, so many shirts..pants, shorts, jackets, boxers, socks, oh hey look at that a hat and it actually looks pretty cool...WAIT NO! I am a man I do not enjoy playing dress up! I will handle this like a true man! I force the clothes out of my way and head to the door and open it. I fell face first at the hooves of the white unicorn.

"I am a man! And I have decided I will take it all, no need to try it on I like it!" She frowned at me.

"But Anon I insist-"

"No, on my planet men never tried on there clothes! They just grabbed and bought it, we are risk takers!"

"Ok then, buy them." She got you there.

"Uh..but you cant really expect me to have the money..I just.." I sighed.

"You can all of the clothes for free, if you try them all on." I dropped my head. Applejack began to laugh.

"Ah feel sorry for ya Anon!" Her words didn't match her actions, she had her hoof raised to her mouth and she just kept laughing.

I grunted "fine."

"Perfect! Now get to it!"

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It was day time when I got here...now its night. Thats how long it took to try on all of that clothing she made for me. Fuck. My. Life. Most boring thing I have ever had to do, but there was a part of me that enjoyed it. Seeing Rarity smile and always looking amazed as I came out, she never grew tired of me coming out to show her a new outfit. I was tired though. So sleepy. After about ten outfits Applejack left, another ten Twilight left, another ten Fluttershy left...and not to be mean but I literally forgot she was there..she was just so quiet. Rarity insisted I try on her last outfit for me. It was a simple white T-shirt with baggie pants..a lot like sweat pants. Perfect attire for bed. I yawned.

"Looks like its time to sleep."

I nodded. "I will head back to Fluttershy's"

"No stay here, you look sleepy already, I insist you sleep on my bed." She seemed a bit eager. I gave her a nod as I came out of the dressing room with the night outfit on. I yawned. "Follow me." She went upstairs and I lagged behind her.

Her bed...it was like it was made for a queen. I flopped down onto it and smiled. "So comfy."

"Well of course it is, do you think I can sleep on a simple hay bed?" I shrugged and laid back to look at her. She was putting on a nightgown, the kind that you can see through. Hmmm. Bum budum bum bum. And like that I fell asleep.