Fifty Shades of Short

Forty Eight Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, and Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus One That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, Also a Bomb Threat, With a Few Optional Stable Time Loops Too, and Additionally a Foalnapping

"Get in the Fed Ex truck!" Super Trampoline yelled at me. "We're going shipping!"