breakout : asylum
The Cafeteria Song
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"No Pinkie, thats not the plan, the Plan is to let them take all the tahini with cornflakes mix and wait till after they serve it to everypony, then we wait 10 minutes and enter, thats the plan"
"What makes you sure they will eat enough of it in 10 minutes that will make them unresponsive and safe for us to enter?"
"It got a flavor.."
"And why the stuff will eat it?"
"Same logic."
"Pardon me Twilight, but you ain't making a lick of sense."
"And even if it will work, how would we unbrake there minds, if I may call it that way..."
"That I havn't figered..."
"IDEA!!!!!" then suddnly Pinkie Pie was gone in a pink pony shaped cloud of somke.
"Who??? Where???"
"Its PInkie Pie, just leave it.."
"Thinking it over will just hurt your head."
"Its like the time she told us her cutie mark story, don't think of it."
"I refuse to take.."
"Shhhh, they are comeing."
"What we did with nurse Rachet anyway?" Cheese Sandwich asked rememberring the only pony that could foil there plan right now.
"Don't worry, I left her in good hooves."
"I'm full, really, you don't need to feed me anymore" said the stuffed nurse Rachet.
"Are you sure you don't want anymore? I just backed fresh muffins."
"I'm sure, the salads were planty and the soup was great. I really can't take another bite." It wasn't a lie, nurse Rachet felt like puking all over the dinner table, she just ate so much.
"OK then, I will just bring you the hot water for your hooves." Derpy said as she went to bring the pot with boiling water from the stove, "Here we go, ouch its hot!, whhhooo!! opsie."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I just don't know what went wrong..."
"Well I guess Derpy won't hurt her, she is a pretty nice pony."
"Cheese Sandwich, you only say that cause you never seen nurse Rachet at work."
"I was talking on Derpy"
"Ohhhhh...."
"Would you two keep it down? The kitchen staff just came."
"I don't know about you, but I would hate to be discovered."
All the ponies watched from the cabintes as the staff came and took all the huge pots and carried them away to be served to the patients, not once they opened them to look at the contents that they will serve.
"Ok, they gone, now what?"
"Now we wait."
"Quick get me the first aid kit!!!"
"I can't find it anywhere, you want to try look for it?"
"I would love too if I didn't had 3rd degree burns where my eyes used to be!!"
"It was just hot water."
"Boiling water!! I think I feel my face is peeling off, please tell me my face isn't peeling off..." nurse Rachet begged, already weeping.
"Your face isn't peeling off..."
"Thats great to here."
"Mostly."
"Say what now?"
"You face isn't peeling off, at least most of it."
"Are you saying some of it is?!!!"
"Only like 46% of it."
"OH no!!! I'm a monster!!!!"
"I think you still kinda look like a pony, so monster is a bit harsh."
"Thats just great, just great..."
"I'm allways happy to bring good news!"
"I think my leg fell a sleep, can we go now?"
"I guess everypony is full to the brink right now, so sure, lets go!"
And right then, 8 cabinet doors swang open and 6 ponies plus 3 fillies came tumbling out of them, crashing on the cold floor, only to get up again, right away they all ran for the door that leads to the Cafeteria, on the other side there was a huge room, full of ponies that can hardly move, moaning in pain as they felt like their bellies where stuffed with concrate, between all that there was a pink smug going in and out another door, leaving all kinds of musical equipment in the center of the room, suddnly the blur stopped moveing, and it was Pinkie Pie (not really a suprize)
"Twilight!!! I need you to play the electric guitar, Applejack could you take over the bass? I will play the drums!"
"PInkie, would you care to explain you nonsense?"
"No Time!! We got to do a music number NOW!!"
"I give up..." Twilight Sparkle said as she went and picked up the guitar in her magic, she started a simple riff and just allowed the lyrics to come out.
"Do you have the time
"To listen to me whine
"About test and quizzes all a like...
"I'm a bookworm
"Melodramatic mare
"Psyco to the bone
"No doubt about it.
*Pinkie Pie started to play the drums*
"I allways give myself the freaks...
"My mind keep playing tricks on me.
"When it all adds up...
"I know I'll crack up..
"I'm so paraniod!
"Wish I was stoned!!"
*Now Applejack adds in the bass and the tune is complete*
"I love my apples!
"Apples are my life!"
"I fear that is right.
"But I see the beauty in life!"
"That isn't right...
"You just can't stand mud."
"Don't be such a brat!"
"She's your sister for ponysake!"
"I Allways want to eat Sweets!"
"I Really love to brush my teeth"
"It should work right now!"
"Should I sing a lullaby?"
"Just keep rocking on!"
"I fear I get stoned."
"Grasping to control..
"My mind was gone."
"This place used to give me the creeps.
"Now I see it was just tricks...
"It all adding up,
"I think I was on crack,
"How I acted that way
"It's just not right!!!!!!!!"
"Girls!! I got my memory back I remember everything!"
"How it worked?"
"I was thinking what was the most radical thing that will remind everypony of the real world, and then it came to me, random singing out of nowhere!"
"It sure seem it worked, Rainbow Dash is back with us, good to have you back Rainbow!"
"It's Good to be back, but why are we standing in a middle of a field?"
"It seem the cracks were so many that the whole fake world was destroyed, taking the asylum with him." Cheese Sandwich said.
"Then who is that?!!!" Rainbow Dash Said pointing her hoof at a cloaked figure...
*Tam Tam Tammmmmmmmm* (Pinkie Played on her drum kit)
Author's Note
"Only Two Chapters to goooooo!!!!"
"So in two weeks time this will get the done stamp?"
"No, Next chapter is the end, it might take a lot longer to make, as I will need to think of lots of lyrics"
"You not saying that it will be a huge battle of music, do you? cause that will be AWASOME!!!!!!!"
"I neither approve nor deny it Pinkie"
"Wait, if the next chapter is the end, how there are still TWO chapters to go?"
"Well the plan is like this, I will finish the story, then I will redo the early chapters, up till I started coloring the lines, I will bring everything to the same quality, raise, not lower, then I will write the epilogue and give it a done mark, also once I will finish updating the old parts I will remove the old comments as well as they will stop being relevant"
"That Sounds like a plan, Where the song came from?"
"Just leave that part to me, goodbye everypony!!"
"DON'T FORGET TO WRITE!!!!!!!!!"
music from Green Day - Basket Case

