breakout : asylum

by bright foal

Is it legal?

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"So let me get this straight, you want me to wear a lab coat, enter a fully guarded fosailty with lots of boxes full of questionable stuff, enter the boxes to the kitchen then make them feed the questionable substance to everypony in there?"

"Yes!"

"Well that won't go bad"

"I can think of severl ways it could"

"I was being sarcastic, Pinkie PIe"

"But isn't it like lying?"

"It ain't, now leave it"

"Now if you could just go and bring these boxes of yammy food to the asylum..." Twilight Sparkle said as she picked up the boxes from Spike with her magic, A small wave appred flexing reality, Twilight then droped them on Applejacks back, just as Rarity came, carring a lab coat and a suit, she was clearly unhappy with them.

"Are You sure you don't want me to add some dazzle to them? they are truly awful"

"They need to be awful if we wish to trick the guards, they should be on high alert due to our escape"


"You sure were right when you said they amped up the security, you couldn't get a fly in"

"How getting a fly in would help up?" Cheese Sandwich was pazzled by Pinkie's logic

"It doesn't matter now, Applejack and Rarity are about to enter the birdhouse" Twilight Sparkle said from her view point behind the bushes, many hoofs away. "Why your not with them? you are supposed to be with them."

"What you talking on? he is with them."

"But he was here a second..." Twilight looked around to prove her point but Cheese Sandwich was nowhere to be seen, as she looked at the front gates again she saw that he was indid with Applejack and Rarity. "How he got there so fast?"

"It's Cheese Sandwich, Don't question it"

"What?"

"It's Pinkie Pie, Don't question It"

"But if we don't question anything how are we supposed to learn?"

"Yha really odd to give it a rest, yha know"

"I love studing just like you but sometimes you can't answer everything"

"And you just need to accept it"

"You can't know everything silly, at least not yet, talking on something, it seems that our intruders are coming back"

"I'm Sorry Y'all but they were a little too suspicious, If we been waiting a little longer, we would been locked up per sure"

"I'm afraid we will just have to make due in this new world, or come up with a better plan"

"I know this will work, we just need..."
"When things breaks up"
"Trying to think here"
"When the plan just don't add up"
"Your not helping with your singing Cheese Sandwich"
"A new plan is born"
"If only I could think of something"
"Somehow we have to make a breakthru...."
"Thats IT!!!!"
"NOW!!!"


"We got a plan"
"That We follow now"
"It will work with no doubt"
"We will sneek in unannounced"
"Honey you're touching something, you're touching me"
"Well Its cramped in here, here is the box, are we done here?"

"Now we just bring in the food!"
"That will make them smile!"
"And they will eat it up!!"
"Then we will finally get our breakthru!!!!"
"Oh Yha"

"Breakthru.. from this world of pain"
"Breakthru.. From Insanity, From deranged"
"Make them full so they can't move"
"Turn their guts inside out somehow"
"Somehow"
"I will get revenge in this final breakthru....."
"Now!"

"The guards"
"Stop right now"
"We split up"
"Each and everyone will go around"
"We will all meet up, In the kitchen"
"I Made It in, with all my friends"
"I'm outta control, I wanna rush headlong into this ecstasy"

"Now we open the boxes!!"
"And pour all the food out!"
"And we mix up everything!"
"This finally will be a breakthru!!"
"And now we hide!"
"Are we planning a suprize?"
"Just wait and see PInkie"
This would really be our breakthru"
"Breakthru,breakthru"


"That montage was fun, can we do it again?"

"Maybe after, now shhhh"


Author's Note

"That Was Fun, you really know how to write songs"

"Pinkie..."

"The Lyrics were a little off, but the sound... that guitar solo!!!"

"PINKIE!!!!!"

"What?"

"I only did the lyrics, the sound came from Queen's Breakthru, also it was something that I literally came up with the idea while writing, so I made the lyrics as I went by"

"Well that explain it, I'm geussing Queen was good?"

"They WERE, its a band"

"You should put a link to that song, ohhh maybe with some awsome visal stuff, like a train that goes through walls while they sing and play on it"

"OK Pinkie, I will, Would you leave me alone now?"

"What was that food anyway? it tasted yammy"

"You will find out on in next chapter, hopefully next week, Could I now get to do my work?"

"Sure thing, the stage is yours"

"..... mmmm....."

"Whats wrong?"

"I got nothing left to say"

"Sure you do!"

"Really?"

"Yha silly, you still need to say goodbye"

"OH right, Goodbye everypony, see you next week"

"GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Ohhh almost forgot"

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