breakout : asylum

by bright foal

Little chick yellow

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"You sure you want to be alone with Rainbow dash?" nurse Rachet asked with a worried tone, " as much as I want you dead being beaten to death by an angry raged pegasus is a little too much, plus just thinking of all the paperwork and meeting I will have to do if one patient of mine will be killed by an other patient of mine just gives me the creeps"

"As much as I care for you, which I don't, I don't think that Rainbow dash will punch and kick the living day out of me" Twilight sparkle replyed.

"Oh silly, you think she kick and punch? that's rich, she bites, and bites hard, so yha, it won't be pretty" said nurse Rachet.

"I do have magic and can hold her down you know!" Twilight sparkle added with an eye roll.

"It doesn't matter, she's under lock down for attacking DR Applejack till tomorrows lunch and thats finel!" nurse Rachet said firmly.

"I sure could use some of my home brewd applejack right now" Applejack wispered "this place is insane".

"I would want that too" Rarity added "being in this place, in this suit, with knowing what they did to dear Sweetie belle, sure need some fine booze in my system".

"I think I'm in the greatest need for it, I am the one who seen it all and had to fix everything, I was here 3 days before I was told it was all a big lie".

"No applejack for me" Pinkie Pie said as she jumped up and down as she walked. "applejack makes me dizzy, like when I eat lots of cupcakes!, or candy!, or suger!, and mixing both makes me super duper dizzy and I puke! which is no fun".

"What DID they do to me?!!" Sweetie belle asked angerly with sparkels comeing out her horn

"Ohhh, it's nothing you should worry on dear" Rarity said in a careing voice. "It was just.."

"Paka!!!!! pk pk paka!!!!!!!!" a loud chicken sound came from the room the group just past and made them stop in their track.

"What was that?!!!"

"I don't know"

"Are you hungry scootaloo? you hardly tuched your seeds"

"You better start giving explainsions, are you keeping chicknes inside an hospital?" Applejack asked while shacking nurse Rachet

"Funny thing realy, It's not a chicken, but a patient" nurse Rachet said while giving a fake smile.

"WHAT?!!!"
"WHAT?!!!"
"WHAT?!!!"
"Cool, does she lay eggs?" Pinkie pie being PInkie pie asked.

"You see... she used to visit Sweetie belle here, and she was a flight challenged pegsus filly, so she got lots of name calling at school, mostly after flightless birds, and it was getting hard to her, and after Sweetie belle got her horn removed she broke and regressed into full chicken mindset" nurse Rachet tried to explain.

"Ohhh thats soo sad, WAIT YOU DID WHAT TO ME?!!!!!!!!!!!" Sweetie belle Screamed angerly with her horn glowing light green.

"But does she lay eggs?".

"NO!!! how would she lay eggs? shes not a real chiken!!" nurse Ractet answerd in rage.

"It's ok Pinkie, you wouldn't want to eat pony eggs anyway" Cheese sandwich said while petting Pinkie pies back.

"So I'm gessing the little filly is Scootaloo?".

"You are aware that you can't keep her alone do you? beliving that she's a chicken is clear indecasion for deperssion and if left alone she might as well kill herself".

"You think were dumb?" nurse Rachet answered angerlly.

"YES!!!".
"INDID!!!".
"SURE THING!!!".
"Only dumb if that say clueless".
"YOU REMOVED MY HORN!!!!!".

"I think I will agree with the ladys here" Cheese sandwich added.

"Well were not!, we placed her under the care of the best critter carer in this hospital, just so you know, shes under great care with our best patient" nurse Rachet added in a matter of fact way.

"Wait, you don't mean..."

"You need to eat up all your seeds if you want to be big and strong"

"FLUTTERSHY!!!!!"

"Ahhh, yes, why?" nurse Rachet said sheepishly.

"Stand back everypony!!!" Twilight Sparkle Commended as her horn glowed angerly, and with a bright light she blow open the door and uncovered a shocked Fluttershy tring to hoof feed seeds to a visably mantely shaken Scootaloo.

"Oh dear"Fluttershy wispered as she stood there in a state of shock.

"I'm comeing to save you Fluttershy!!" Twilight Sparkle yelled as she jumped on Fluttershy to proform the memory spell.

"Pk, pkl pk paka!!!, ah?" Scootaloo turned to face Sweetie belle "Your allright!! its was just a dream!!!" suddnly a sound of glass cracking was heard all over the room, and a small crack formed on one of the walls.

"Where am I?"

"No time to waste, we have to get a move on, just let me take care of Scootaloo"

"Hi Twilight, Is this part of a new spell the princsess told you to study?" Scootaloo said while waveing her hoof at Twilight "It looks really real, I almost fallen for it unless Sweetie belle here was suddnly al better"

*Jaw drop*
*Jaw drop*
*Jaw drop*
*Jaw drop till the floor*

"What?, did I said something wrong?".

"I thought you know that power of the 'magic of friendship'".


"You realy belived it was just a spell went wrong, Scootaloo?"

"To be honest I thought it was reallity, but I always had a memory of the better world in the back of my mind, seeing you all better made me realize that this is the fake world"

"Souldn't we get a move on? we got a world to rescue"

"Give me a minute, I think there is learning possibility, so I would love if you let me do some observation".

"Yha I can see now how that won't be a option, Celestia would never let Twilight do something like that, mind thou its not the worst idea ever, we did the worst idea ever".

"Are you talking on the time we tried to get our cutie marks as juicers or at competitive eaters and cooking at the same time?"

"That was the worse, I can still remeber it like it was yesterday....."



"Super cool, A Flashback"



"Apple bloom, Sweetie belle, I'm so glad you came to help me try the new food prossesr my mom and dad got from the trip, I'm sure it will be fun".

"Great, I love fun!!!".

"Fun never hurted, and who knows, maybe it will earn us our cutie marks!!!".

"That would be great!!!, lets start easy, mom told me it could make carrot juice!! sound easy to do".

"Whats carrot juice?".

"Its a juice made from carrots, doh, how hard can it be, bring me some carrots Sweetie belle".

"Sure thing Scootaloo".

"I will set the hard juicer part, I think its the one we need, as its going to be a 'hard' work making juice out of carrots".

"That's the spirt gang, we will get our cutie marks in no time".


20 carrots later


"I think thats 3 cups of juice now".

"I can't belive carrots got so little juice in them".

"Well, we better drink it if we want cutie marks".

*Gulp*
*Gulp*
*Gulp*

"Its nice but I don't think we got our cutie marks"

"Never fear guys, I'm sure we could get out marks in cooking, my parents brought this from thier trip to Colt-iv as well".

"What is it?"

"Its says its 'raw tahini from whole sesame seeds', never heard of it"

"Mom said they made really yammy stuff from it, that it's very healthy and you can make a really good spread from it that is super easy to make, it even got a recipe on the side"

"Mmmm, 'Add even amounts of water and raw tahini, spice with freash lemon juice, salt, spices and micned parsley and gralic, should have the viscosity of cold honey', sounds easy, let's do it"

"What should we do with all the dry carrot shredding?".

"Save them, I'm sure we could use it for something, plus mom will be mad if we throw away so much food".

"Lets start cooking!!!".


One cooking gone wrong later


"I can't belive we ended up with so much tahini".

"I can't belive we added all the carrot shredding into it".

"I can't belive we don't have boxes to store it in, It seems we will have to eat half of it now or its going to go bad".

"What? I hope you got lots of bread at least".

"It seems we just ran out of bread, will have to add it to the list, along with gralic, who told you that adding 5 heads of gralic into the tahini was a good idea Appleblom!?".

"I love gralic, got a problom with that?".

"Girls, clam down, I got this, we will eat it with cereal".

"That's the dumbest idea I ever heard Sweetie belle".

"I have to agree with Appleblom, It's the worst idea you ever had, and you had some BAD ideas".



"Snap out of it, theres no time for a flash back, we got thaini to eat".

"Right, sorry, so whats your little grain of logic?".

"We could get our cutie marks as competitive eaters and in cooking, its a combo!".

"I don't get it".

"If it taste real bad and we still eat a full bowl of it, we got to earn a competitive eating cutie mark, and if it taste really good we will get one in cooking, I declare this can not go wrong!".

"That does make sence, I will go bring the bowls".

"Told you I got this".

"I sure hope it will work".

"Heres the bowls, they are full with cereal already so lets add the tahini and dine in!".

"Great!, so Tahini for you, and you and me".

"It's so thick".

"It looks like something somepony puked".

"Thats just cause of the carrot, dine in".
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...
...
"It's Good!".

"I think after I will finish this bowl I will have another".

"Told you it would work".


2 hours later


"I'm so full".

"I think I will never eat again".

"I can't belive we didn't even eat half a bowl".

"Half? try tenth".

"And that's if we combine our eating on one bowl".

"I can't feel anything but garlic, It's too spicy!".

"You were the one who wanted to add so much of it in the first place".

"Can you be so full you explode? If yes I think I should have exploded 5 spoons ago".

"I hear yha, this thing sits like concrete in your bellly".

"Concrate? Try led, I can't even move".

"I belive led would sit better in my tummy".

"I will never fly again, even Rainbow dash couldn't move with such full belly".



"Wait, what?".

"We were full, eating tahini with cereal was a bad idea".

"Nonononono, what you said on Rainbow dash?".

"That even she couldn't move after eating it? it felt like a ton of bricks in your belly".

"I got the best idea ever, but for that we need to head out to ponyville!!!".

"And how you plan to do that? we don't know where the exit is".

and just then a huge circle of light came from Twiligth's horn and they are all in the golden oaks libery

"Teleportation spell silly".

"Oh yha, thah".


Author's Note

so no sitting back and talking this time, but lets pass new things i tried out.
first, color for mane 6 and cmc as they gonna talk a lot and fast and even thou It will add to the word count (WORD COUNT IS GOD) It feels realy forced to write who talks every two seconds,
2nd, the crack in the wall? Its kinda like the same as the rift in dr who, yha I know its not from the best dr but it was the only season I got to watch fully, and it will mark the end to killing ~~and is linked to how its going to end,~~ should have added spoiler to that.
3rd. some jokes were used from fimflamphilosophy (Sweetie belle, I declar this can not got wrong!, from the rainbow factory RDP,) also the scootaloo chiken joke, to show the double rainboom stuff how its done (over kill and in really bad taste, thats how),
4th, colt-iv is ponified Tel-Aviv, if you can think of better ponified city in Israel or ponify Israel, pm me.

and on something completely different,(monty python reffence) this all started when I made too much tahini last night and had to eat it, and yes I added lots of gralic and carrot shredding, and as I layed in bed for the 4 hours after that, In great agony, I had a vision, on how to write this chapeter and finish this story, so if you ever got a writers block, exchange it with a colon block, it may just work!.

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