"Twilight is sizing her opponent in the First Boss Battle!!!!! Or BB1 for short."

"Pinkie what are you doing?" Applejack said with uncertainty in her voice.

"I'm giving real life commentary of the epic battle that's unfolding in front our very eyes as we speak, Cheese you want to help me?"

"With pleasure Pinkie, as we can see now they both show who can make their horn glow brighter, its blindling bright!!!"

"You need to work on your puns, as it crystal clear that they are in the middle of a mating ritual."

"In fact they try to out magic each other, I can feel it in me horn." Rarity said as a side note to Applejack while Sweetie belle who can only do basic magic just stood still with open mouth as she watched two master magic casters fight it out, ~~kinda like how someone who touched his first guitar yesterday would watch Carlos Santana try to out solo Eric Clapton, when they do it in his room~~. ( sorry human reference my bad)

"The magic is strong with you Twilight Sparkle." nurse Ratchet said in a deep voice.

"Well I do have a magic cutie mark... How you became so strong?" Twilight said as her head began to hurt.

"You get to practice it a lot when you have to restrain and bring agony to ponies all day long for 40 years."

"Wow she's 40 years in this dump? She don't look a day older then 32, your thoughts on this Cheese?"

"Well Pinkie I guess that its true what they say, ice heart really do freezes aging."

"Who says that? I never heard it before."

"Well I say it, in fact I just said it last time I talked, let see if we can get an inside scoop, Hey!!!!! Nurse Ratchet!!!!!!" CS yelled as he waved his foreleg in the air.

Nurse Ratchet moved here gaze to CS "Wha ohhhhh!!!!" She screamed as Twilight used the distraction to out magic NR and slam her against the wall
"That's not fair they were calling me."

"Tough luck, there are no rules in love and war."

"You say you love me?" NR did her best sad puppy look

"What!? I don't li ohhhhh" Twilight was flown back as NR shot her with a magic ray.

"That was a dirty move, nurse Ratchet used confusion and it worked, when that ever works?"

"I wouldn't said it worked just yet Cheese sandwich, I know Twilight for a long time now and I know she can come back with strength."

"And you seem to be right Pinkie as Twilight seem to build some sort of a cocoon around the nurse from hell."

"Owww we started giving nicknames? Then the Masked Matterhorn is sure to win this fight."

"Why are you calling Twilight that dumb name Pinkie?"

"Cause Cheese, her horn matters. doh..."

"You are right about that Pinkie, and now it seems the MM is making a huge ball of light."

*poof*

"What was that?"

"It seems we been teleported to some sort of cafeteria Cheese, I hope the serve MMMM here."

"What's the MMMM is Pinkie?"

"Only the best cake ever, wait it seem that the Masked Matterhorn if forcing the hell nurse to sit in a chair, to this hell nurse response is a magic ray that Masked Matterhorn escapes in the last second."

"It does seem a little silly that the Masked Matterhorn will care for that as she knows that death in this world is just a 5 Seconds thing, Its basically like playing an online First Person Shooter on your ponybox and you get back on the game no matter how many times you get killed you be back fighting right away."

"I play ponystation myself but I get you, now we can see the final attack upon the hell nurse, it seems the Masked Matterhorn is trying to force feed her a bowl of gray stuff."

"Well I never thought I would say that but this makes mud cakes look good."

"Mud cakes are great!!! They come in so many flavors, tera cotta, clay, limestone, manure..."

"Manure was my dog's favorite kind of mud cake."

"Well it seems hell nurse won't try a bite even, maybe she wants mud cake?"

"Hold that thought it seem that the little white unicorn is running head long into the knee cup of hell nurse."

"It was horn first impact that made hell nurse to scream and gave an opening for gray junk to slid in."

"She chews!!!"

"She swallows!!!"

"She seem like she wants to die."

"Who would blaim her? That stuff look like it needs sugar and fast!!"

"Wait Pinkie is looks like the battle is over and they will talk now."

"Let's listen to what they say Cheese."

"Now that you know how your 'patients' have been treated you will work with us?" Twilight said in a stern voice.

"Never!!! I regret nothing!"

Twilight just took one more spoon load of the gray substance

"*gulp* ok what you gonna do if I say I do and I feel sorry and I will collaborate with you?"

"Then you won't need to eat this stuff and you will serve as ur privet guide for this place."

nurse Ratchet considered her options briefly before answering "ok, I will do that. I will work with you."

"Great!" Twilight said giving a small fake smile, "But I'm keeping this gray thing in case you deside to act up, also I'm pretty sure it don't age nicely."

"Sure thing." nurse Ratchet returned a smile that hardly coverd her anxiety "what were gonna do now?"

"Now were gonna free Rainbow dash!"

Author's Note

"Welcome to after chapter talk with yours dearly, Bright Foal."

"And your cohost Pinkie Pie!!!"

"Ahhh!!!!!, Pinkie what are you doing here?"

"Helping silly, that's the role of the cohost."

"But I didn't... Do you have to break the 4th wall all the time?"

"What's a 4th wall And how you break it? Do you use a slagehummer or you need a canon?"

"Its not a real wall, its like the divider between real and fake, fiction and reality, I can't explain it better."

"No need I get it, and my answer is you know they say the world is a stage?"

"...."

"Well stages have limits and I never been good with staying in limits."

"I can see that, can I go on? I got some important things to say."

"Okay dokay lokay."

"Thanks, so as you could see I did some changes..."

"Yes why did you do done them?"

"I was getting to there Pinkie, as I was saying, I got comments or as I call it feedback from you and it all seem to say how bad I was, and that I was so bad it was funny and yada yada yada, well I wasn't aiming for funny cause its bad, I was aiming for serious with a little bit funny, you seem to tie me to some half life fiction that I had no idea existed and something called MST3K that I had to look up what it is, may I say I tried to max that kind of humour in this chapter, along with the other kinds of humour you been attributing me, so you will see how it looks when I try to be funny."

"Why you tried to make this chapter in the style of MST3K if you never heard of that before?"

"Good question Pinkie, my answer is cause the dungeon master seem to like it."

"Dungeon master? You write on your bed or in boring lectures."

"Its a dungeons and dragons reference."

"Ohhh DnD like DoD, got it."

"Thanks."

"Wait, how much is scripted?"

"You mean like I know what to write and were to go with it before starting?"

"Yesery."

"70% of story, 98% of this."

"Wait what's my line" *looks in script* "what?!!! How could you scripted the random rambling with me more then the real story?"

"I just did, well goodbye and see you next time."

"Wait I haven't got to."

YEY the final edit! Now I can finsih this thing!!! YEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
also out of the 4 first chapters this one was very limited on the when I had to re-read it, me use to be a really bad writer, oh well. la la la