Inspector's Adventures!

Hello everypony, Discord here! Sorry about what happened with the berries. Also your friend Joey is a little detained today, so this story will be told from Doc Legend's point of view. Also lets hope Joey feels better.

Well, never thought this would happen. Remember the amulet that was given to Joey? It was a fake, and it made him very sick. "Hey Joey, how you feeling?"

"Like I've been run over by a freight train." He retorts. "Writers are worse than lawyers."

"I can't believe you actually thought it would work. How many times has this happened to us?" I ask him.

"At least seven. Eight if we count Egypt, but that that was when you were poisoned and unable to stop me. Also how was Pinkie's sister? I never got a chance to meet her." Joey asks me.

"She was 'unique' I'll give her that. I think Pinkie hyped her arrival too much." I reply.

"Also how is Discord doing? As well as the princesses?" He inquires.

"Discord is still not eating any fruits or vegetables. Luna is still avoiding wheat and bread. Celestia avoids the royal garden. Otherwise they are all right. Oh! Rarity is afraid of mannequins now." I inform him.

"Also Doc, are you sure you can't heal me?" He asks.

"Even if I could, I think you need the rest. We will find that cheating scumbag writer wherever he is. I promise you. Also I heard his story has five thumb downs, he may be taking it off soon, then we will live without every adventure being chronicled. So that's a plus." I tell him.

"But won't we cease to exist? And is it ok to insult the writer?" He asks. (Damn writer ran out of synonyms!)

"Eh, I'm sure he won't mind. He is a thick-skinned b@**@*d, so f**k him." I say.

"Oh and also, readers, what I am going to say is very important. I was told that the writer is going to do something depending on thumb ups and thumb downs, from what it seems, my life is in your hands. I do not mean to be a thumb up w***e, but this is serious. I am not joking, I am not trolling you, I am not pranking you, this is real. My writer has become very self conscious about this story, and if nothing is done, my dear 5 readers, I could die. The choice is yours. This is a test to see if you do care about me, knowing that most will fail, I depend on YOU, the reader, you are different from the others, you will have an impact on me. I cannot stress how serious this is. Now, on with the story!" Joey is absolutely right, and if he goes, I go too. Our lives, in this dimension, depend on the five people who may read this. I know we are probably screwed, but it's up to YOU to make a difference. I assume you understand the severity of our current situation, so on with the story.

"So what has the 'doctor' said? Are you gonna live?" I cut right to the chase.

"We are unsure, but it seems to be leaning in the negative, so... Yeah. I am most likely screwed. They say the odds are against me, but usually when people say that, you get your own movie." Even when he is faced with death, he is still optimistic.

"Well, visiting hours are almost over, so I have to go. I will tell the girls the news. Let's hope you recover, I can't imagine life without my best friend." Dammit, now I'm starting to cry.

"DO NOT TELL VINYL! She tends to over react to this kinda stuff. Remember when Octavia gave her a sandwich?" Joey pleads, I nod and leave for Sugar Cube Corner. Only Pinkie Pie can get everyone together for something sad and make it sound more fun. Hours pass, and then the six friends, with the princesses as well enter.

"Guys, they still haven't figured anything about Joey's illness, and from the looks of it, his current situation is rather grave." Everypony in the room gasps, besides me of course. "The doctors and hospital staff do not want me to interfere, but they cannot figure the disease out in time, it is not from this planet, nor this dimension. I have a plan, remember the portal? We can use it to enter the writer's realm, no telling where we will end up, but we can attempt to talk to someone from there, maybe they could help, but here is the thing, I have tried many times but have failed to use the portal because my magic alone is not strong enough. I was thinking, if we combine our magic, we can send a signal to someone." Everypony looks at one another, then agrees. We head the the shed of hellish nightmares.

"Hey look, it's my old shed!" Fluttershy remarks.My god did we just really make that reference? Once we are inside, everypony stares on awe at the portal.

"Now, I will send the message, you all just have to amplify it. Once the random person receives it, we can hopefully establish a back and forth with him or her. All non-magic users, provide moral support. Are we ready?"

"YES!" They all shout in unison. I begin my message, and as I finish, I give them the signal. I feel so much power! I feel like I can destroy a whole city just by blinking! The princesses' magic is powerful indeed, but...