Inspector's Adventures!

GUYS HE IS TAKING AWAY MY FORTH wall breaking powers. Oh nooo.

There. Now I have total control. On with the chapter!

[Joey POV]

"So you're saying that the silvery thing Discord had controls everything that happens in our dimension?" Vinyl curiously asks me.

"Yep." As much as I hate to do it, I'm gonna have to lie to her. If she learns that this world is really a fan fiction that is not cannon, who knows what could happen. "It is an alien device, used to right wrongs. Only time lords, fanboys, and incredibly powerful mages can use it. He thinks he is invincible with it, but I have one of my own. BEHOLD!" I pull out my super old desktop computer (cuz I couldn't get the exclusive rights to anything else that has Internet. As well as a modem, and all the other things required to use Internet.

"Don't you think Discord would know about this stuff?" A very suspicious Vinyl asks.

"I know right? Maybe Celestia is stopping him."  After the required wait time of five minutes, it starts up. I sign in, Username and password as usual, but with something weird at the start. A GIF of discord dancing with a troll face. He must've used my computer and got mad with how slow it was.

"What the h**l. WHAT THE H***! I've been censored! **** #%^/ #%^* *+%#!" Oh god, Discord must be behind this! That @#%hole! I have to stop him before he rewrites my chapters, or even worse, me! Luckily, my computer is much faster than usual. I then discover that rat %#~^+=+ deleted all my games and music. I log on to the site.

"Undercover Inspector, password •••••••••••••••. Vinyl, I'm in. Now unfortunately, I can't write Discord out of existence. What should we do?" I ask her.

"First off, I want Tavi here." She informs me, and out of nowhere, Octavia drops in. "Now bring in the elements of harmony, as well as their users. The elements appear on the kitchen table, then a well decorated mannequin as well as Fluttershy and a painting appears in front of us. "What the- where are the girls?"

"I think these are the girls. Discord did something to them." I blurt out, causing Tavi to panic.

"Yep. Discord did this. Now calm down... uh what's her name?" I very embarrassed Fluttershy asks.

"Octavia." I tell her. "Also you were with Discord when he started to go full on bad guy. What happened to him? I thought he was reformed." I ask Fluttershy.

"All I remember was he said he found this dark blue... thing, it smelled delicious but I had just eaten so I politely declined. He ate it then... well I'm not sure what happened. He disappeared, then came back with a human and the silvery thing he has now. I don't know why I didn't tell anybody, but for some reason, after he tapped A few times I felt like nothing needed to be said." Oh my god and Celestia.

"Powerlust berries." Not this %#^ again.

"What?" The three girls all say in unison.

"Powerlust berries, they corrupt the whoever gets as much as a single taste of them. They are incredibly addicting, and the more you eat, the stronger you get. There are two kinds, red and blue. Red promotes physical strength, and now I know what blue does." I inform the girls.

"That isn't really Discord being evil, it's the berries?" Asks Fluttershy.

"Yes". I turn the others back to normal. I attempt to normalize Discord, but I get a message saying 'Nice try.' "And what's worse is I can't fix the berries. Discord must have sealed off any otherworldly influence from affecting himself."

"So we have to take him down the old fashioned way?" Twilight asks me.

"That won't work. Knowing him, he probably nullified them, or sapped their power." I regrettably inform her.

"But you can't destroy energy, and if he comes in contact with the elements, he gets hurt." ^%+#it Twilight, nobody wants to learn.

"Well you're right. So hopefully they will work. And if not I have. my gun... Never mind I don't have it.  Sneaky Discord. Hey why do I feel like I'm forgetting something?" Then it dawns on me. "DOC!" I write him in immediately.

"The #%^+ just happened? And why am I censored?" A very dazed and confused Doc Legend asks.

"Powerlust berries. So how was the vault?" I ask him.

"Still #%@$ up. Now what the #%^l do we do?" He asks me.

"I have a plan, it will involve stealth, boxes, and walkie-talkies."

(Soon, everyone is wearing bodysuits and in front Celetia's former home.)

"Now I want the elements to follow me, as well as Doc. You two ladies stay here."

"Why do we have to stay here?" Vinyl pouts.

"Because I don't want my sweet roommates to get hurt if the plan goes awry." I tell her. "Now if things go bad, use my computer to write us into the story. Doc imbued the elements with a special spell, they will be alright. I'm going because I need to confirm the berries are gone from his mind. Also I need to find the human to 'talk' to him." I have a few things to say to the writer that we all know and hate. You do hate him don't you? Too bad I can only see you and not hear you.

(Idiot writer POV)

Oh god I pulled a vanity didn't I?

Still dark, nothing but my face illuminated by a dimly lot IPod Touch screen.been this way for weeks, still haven't updated my blog. What took me so long, for real? I already told you. If there is one thing Rebbeca Black has taught us, it's that sometimes people love to hate. And I am fine with being the lightning rod. For the many jokes about my stupidity will continue to...

"Yeah yeah Shakespeare, now if you're so 'good' with your words then tell me, why the hell did you turn me into a pony?" A familiar face asks.

"Cause it's my way of revenge. For all the insults you throw at me." I retort.

"First off, what you pulled was a reverse My Little Dashie 4, second #%$k you. Now write in a way for me to turn human or you will rot in this prison." You @#% Joey.

"Fine. But I can't guarantee you will live."

"Shut up, it's my story so if I die you'll pull a d$&@#bag move out of you're @#% to keep the story from ending there." From this point in the story, Joey may die and STAY dead at anytime.

"Ok @&$hole, you die and you're on you're own. No d-bag writer moves, no more revival tiaras, no golden revival tacos. Game the &@#k over when you die. No retrys, no restarts, no second chances. All you. Get is what you have now. Now send me back to MY planet Earth." I tell Joey. He looks annoyed but nods.

"Now before I send you home, I need two things that allow me and Doc to become human and pony on command, we have gotten a little used to our current forms." He asks. I write in two amulets.

"Now no more charity from me, don't expect me to help you again or anytime soon." I inform him. We then head toward Discord's throne room. We open the doors to find the mane 6 defeated, but with my writing, they are healed. (In case you were wondering how I'm writing, it's because I am using my phone.) After some time, the berries effect wears off, and Discord reverts back to normal.

"Ugh, what happened? All I remember is eating some berries and feeling renewed." We'll he has no memory of what he has done, so we explain to him what happened. "Oh dear, I didn't hurt anypony did I?" I can tell he's faking it, but the girls and Joey let him go. Everything is fixed and things go back to the way they were before this ordeal with the berries. All berries were soon destroyed and am sent home. The moment before I save the story, my battery dies. After about an hour, everything I have just told you is written.