Talking

"our story begins with lyru who is currently sitting at home watching tv in his tank top and boxers cause hes lazy alot on weekends" "watching tv alone' =_= i wonder wen dash is gonna get back im getting lonely here v-v 'phone ringing loudly' hmm o_o? 'answers' hello? "voice over phone" hello this is commander shepard of the normandy and im calling to request that you join my crew because-

"lyru" hold up who the hell are you and why the hell should i give a damn about you -_- "shepard over phone" you don't understand your an extremly strong organisim and we need you to join us and if you refuse we'll come down there and confront you and if you fight us we will kill you. "lyru" PFFTT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHHAAAAAAA haaahaha good one loser you couldnt kill a damned fly let alone me but tell ya what how about we make a deal we'll have a one on one fight and whoever wins gets to be the commander of your normandy allright cupcake? "shepard talking to others in the background" "shepard" allright if thats what it takes for you to help us" "lyru" allright sweetface come down here right now ill try going easy on you 'hangs up and puts his jeans on as a shuttle lands outside and shepard exits' 'goes out to meet him' awww what your a human?? i was hoping for a challenge "shepard points his pistol at lyrus face" 'looks down at at it then up at him with an unimpressed look' hmm 'stabs shepard in the leg with a knife from his robotic arm and shepard yells as lyru stomps him by the back of his head and faceplants him to the ground' i win ^-^ "shepard gets up and looks down at lyru" "shepard" fine -_- your now the ships second commander congratufuckinglations "lyru already walking to the shuttle ignoring him" "shepard talking under his breath" asshole fox boy -_- "onboard the normandy" 'walking around looking at things' ooooo technology ^-^ i love technology 'holds a heavy pistol and his robotic arm liquifies it and absorbs it and his hand becomes the pistol' awesome ^-6 its even compatible with my arm ^-^ "shepard looking in amazment and shock" 'digging through loose weapons and armor bits' hmm 'puts a bunch of parts on a table and starts working on something as shepard just walks away amazed' 'making a handcannon like object as he notices that theyre already in space again' hmm 'puts a note on the gun saying "dont touch" and goes to explore the ship starting with the ships weapon room and notices garrus and hides in the threshold of the room observing him'<-< hmm.....'steps closer slightly afraid' <-< .....'backs away again' 'wandering around the ship lookin at things' 'stops and feels something big breathing behind him' ((o~o)) 'turns around afraid and looks at grunt' o~o "grunt looking down at him" "grunt" hmm you must be the new crew member...you look tasty..."grunt laughs as lyru turns pale and faints" "grunt kicks him" hey wake up i was just joking... .....hey.....hmmm "grunt takes him to the medic" "grunt" he fainted wen i joked about him looking tasty "doctor whose name i cannot remember but i know is not mordin" hmm he must be weak hearted or something just leave him here he'll wake up eventually "grunt puts him on an operating table" "about 4 - 5 hours later" 'wakes up and holds his head and notices hes in a suit lkike the others' O_O* 'looks at doctor' who took me out of my clothes and put this on me? >_> "doctor" grunt did he felt bad for making you faint" what?! O_O that big...thing saw me....hmm <_< i wonder.....~> "grunt" like interested how? >~>......sexually......"grunt smiles" maybe....maybe not.."grunt pets him" ^-^* well... ok then... um ....bye! 'runs off afraid' >u< eeeeeeee 'trips into mordin solus' lab' @~@ "mordin' hmm a solorin  never seen one up close wonder if all have robotic arms maybe not maybe this one had an accident in his life dont know 'mordin pokes lyru' hmmm =~= 'looks at mordin' o.o O~O "mordin" why afraid i dont look scary too much maybe hes just easily scared...'lyru' im not scared easily im brave 'stands up and crosses his arms faced away' 'mordin' do all solorions have robot limbs maybe just you or males maybe your not one...'lyru' im a solorin and im the only one with artifical limbs cause of my dad being a serious evil asshole 'mordin' bad very bad should have killed him maybe kept limbs...'lyru' i did kill him and died in the process but i dont die too easy so i came back after 6 years in hell and now im here 7 months after i got everying back to normal and now im on a ship working for a dickhead human 'mordin' you seem troubled alot maybe try relaxing more maybe try morphine 'lyru' i dont do drugs cause my body wont register them and besides i just jerk off to relax anyway are you also a mechanic on the ship? 'mordin' can be sometimes make dangerous things from harmless things why? 'lyru pops his arm and leg out and uses his tails for balance and hands them to mordin' i need these to be upgraded both practically and stylishly ^-^ 'mordin' hmm ok should be ready before reaching citadel very big place lots of shops and also very large strip bar i don t go personally i prefer other gender.... 'lyru' hmm >u> ok well im gonna check out my cabin 'opens elevator and goes to 2nd in commands cabin' ooh nice ^-^ 'cabin has a large fishtank and a very advanced pc with a 53" flatscreen hd tv with a hole under it that looks odd and the bed has a controller with multiple buttons and there seems to be no bathroom'  hmm ^-^ 'looks at hole' o.o? 'looks down at his pants and the hole wich is crotch heighth and has what seem to be cushions inside' hmm <.< >.> 'unzips jeans' <.< >.> should i..... (decision time!) 'paragon action : walk away' 'renegade action : use it hard' 'neutral action :use it normal' hmm <.< >.> (conchneess) "do normal but fell it first to make sure its safe" hmm 'feels around inside it

' 'it feels squishy and warm and slightly slimy and sort of feels like dash' hmmm ^u^ seems safe enough 'moves his thong to the side and starts to hump the hole' =U= hmmm~ 'ships ai EDI' commander lyru what is it that your doing currently? O~O 'blushes dark blue and hides his cock' nothing just looking around ^~^** 'edi' ok then cause wer almost to citadel and also you have a very thick penis commander -o~o-  um....thank you? 'edi goes away' hmm >~< "keeps humping the hole faster and faster trying to hurry up and cum' cmon... >~< 'joker the piolet' now arriving at citadel. dammit 'pputs his dick away' hmm 'rubs his temples' 'turns on two way intercom to edi' can you make me a drink? 'edi' certainly what would you like commander? hmm 'thinking about sodas.......then starts thinking about a cocktail' a roman cola...'edi' unexpected commander i thought you wer merely a teenager. i am...'edi' im sorry commander but i must ask shepard for permission To serve you alcholic beverages. dammit -_- 'shepard over com' look just cause your second in command doesnt mean you get to be treated like a prince here too so deal with it. -_- 'to shepard over com' so what just cause my souls 22 and my bodys 16 doesnt mean i cant drink?? 'shepard' yes exactly. fuck you shepard 'shepard' do you kiss your mother with that mouth young man? yes and no seriously shepard....fuck. you. 'shepard' keep swearing and you'll be sitting on the ship while we go and do our shopping. hm 'pouts' -_-* 'ship docks as he follows everyone out the door and they all split up' hmm 'guard of security scanning his arm' 'backs up' -_- dont mess with my stuff 'guard' you are carrying a dangerous concealed weapon in your arm please hand it over or be arrested. i cant remove it cause my arm is the weapon and im keeping it because i need it cause its my damned arm -_- 'guard' then ill be forced to confiscate it. 'arms empties a truckload of bullets' heres all the ammo in my arm now i cant use the weapons happy? 'guard' well...alright move along. 'walking around and looking at different ppl and shops' hmm ._. (conchneess hmmmmm maby i should get dash somthing from one of the shops hmmmm maby i should look around all of the shops i should tell them first tho so they dont go looking for me.) 'calls shepard on his arm' im gonna look around for a gift for my gf ok? "shepard fine but we leave in 3 hours so hurry unless you wanna stay for a while" ;hangs up' hmm 'checks credit chit shepard gave him' 'thinks' "shepards account is linked to mine awesome ^-^" 'walking around looking at different shops' hmmm 'sees something perfect for dash' perfect ^-^ (i couldnt think of anything perfect ^-^*) 'walks in and buys it from the guy' 'walking around an unsupervised part of citadel' 'thugs jump out' 'thugs' hold it kid that things something our boss needs so hand it over or we might get rough with you. how about no assface 'one puts a gun in his face' "what was that? 'looks at him' hmm ok heres a deal...die...'stabs the one with the gun in the throat and smashes the other ones face into the floor then rips his face off and claws his brain out' hmm pathetic... 'walking away' 'guard' "hold it right there!" 'looks at' what? "your under arrest for murder" they attacked me first genius they even had a gun in my face cause they wer after this 'shhows dashes gift' 'guard' "hmmm well they did have guns... alright just get yourself cleaned up and get away from here already" 'leaves with a trail of blood behind him' 'walking back to the normandy' this place blows 'knocks on the door' joker open up its lyru i came back cause i hate this place and i got attacked and i need a shower 'door opens' 'joker' damn kid your bloody as hell. i dont win fights without getting bloody or worse 'walks into his bathroom' 'showering' 'thinking about what happened' who were they....whyd they want this idol thingy.....maybe i just got myself into serious trouble.....why is my genetalia so small still v~v 'door opens with the showers exposed as grunt walks in and smiles at lyru while hes blushing deeply and faced away from the large intimidating yet seductive krogan' "hey little guy...you look lonly want some company?~" O~O 'freaking out slightly from embarassment' ummm umm 'grunt stepscloser smiling as lyru looks at him slightly afraid of him as grunt puts his face in lyrus face and grins' o~o umm....ok...'lyru not wanting to seem disliking accepts grunts proposal and grunt starts undressing as lyru watches dumbstruck with attraction fear and curiousity on how krogan dongs look' 'trying not to stare and grunt grins bigger as he removes his codpiece revealing his long scaly cock' -o.o- 'lyru stares at his cock with a look of extreme attraction as grunt chuckles lightly at lyru for admiring his cock' 'lyru starts to drool and doesnt notice his full erection as grunt looks at his with a warm but sensual smile' "nice..." 'lyru looks back up at grunts face embarassedly and covers his own crotch and looks ashamed as grunt pets his head and smiles' "whats wrong?" im...kinda embarassed to be nude around other ppl v/)(\v "hmm maybe i could help you.." 'lyru blushes deeply as grunt holds his hands softly and starts moving them from his crotch to his own and lyru looks down nat his hands all over grunts large scaly cock' -o.o-

( conchneess ) I should do what he says I don't want to,get eaten o~o

'starts to rub grunts cock as he smiles down at him' 'playing with grunts cock as he lays against the shower wall and lyru starts to suck him off'